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What ever happened to Illuyankas?

#61 Malankazooie

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:21 AM

We thought your long absence was due to fowl play.

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#62 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:26 AM

Malankazooie totally trying to play it cool as his hero returns.

Illy - hope you are well! Great to see you.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#63 Illuyankas

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 08:30 PM

Things are good! Tomorrow I am wearing one of those inflatable T-rex costumes for my niece's sixth birthday, and as everyone knows dinosaurs are just primative chickens

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#64 Macros

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 08:36 PM

We all know chickens are fallen dinosaurs

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#65 Malankazooie

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:40 PM

Illuyankas, on 25 January 2019 - 08:30 PM, said:

Things are good! Tomorrow I am wearing one of those inflatable T-rex costumes for my niece's sixth birthday, and as everyone knows dinosaurs are just primative chickens

If your T-Rex gig goes south and leaves egg on your face, maybe you can hatch a plan for an early exit.
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#66 Malankazooie

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Posted 20 July 2019 - 06:25 PM

Oh, hi! I didn't see you there. Posted Image

#67 Illuyankas

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Posted 21 July 2019 - 07:26 PM

I definitely appreciate chicken memes making their home here

#68 Malankazooie

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 11:36 PM

Oh, hi! How's it going? Posted Image

#69 Malankazooie

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Posted 29 July 2019 - 02:49 PM

Oh, hi! How was your weekend? Posted Image

#70 Malankazooie

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Posted 05 August 2019 - 09:56 PM

Oh, hi! Any plans for the rest of the summer? Posted Image

#71 Malankazooie

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Posted 19 August 2019 - 03:37 PM

Oh hi! What have been up to?

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#72 Malankazooie

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 07:59 PM

Oh hi! Did i wake you? Posted Image

French rooster Maurice wins battle over noise with neighbours

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[quote] "there's only one chlorinated chicken that I can see in this house, and he's on that bench."

- Boris Johnson

#73 Malankazooie

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 02:11 AM

Oh hi! Big day tomorrow?

Don't kiss your chickens, the CDC says. Please don't

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#74 Malankazooie

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Posted 23 September 2019 - 06:59 PM

Oh hi! Got any projects for the autumn season?

This chicken has black bones, organs, and meat: Here's why

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#75 Malankazooie

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Posted 03 October 2019 - 04:46 PM

Oh hi! Have you been losing weight?

5 Insane Quotes From Boris Johnson's Bizarre UN Speech About Tech

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#76 Malankazooie

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Posted 29 October 2019 - 08:43 PM

Oh hi! You kids playing nice? Don't make me turn the car around.

Mopsy the hen penned 'Miss Fancy Feathers' as she vies for top spot in Purina contest

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#77 Malankazooie

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Posted 11 November 2019 - 09:23 PM

Oh hi! How are you feeling? You have a good weekend?

A New Zealand man accidentally bought 1,000 chickens online for $0.96

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#78 Malankazooie

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Posted 09 December 2019 - 10:27 PM

Oh hi! come on in, dinner will be served soon.

Welcome to Cluckingham Palace, a posh chicken coop in Kittanning Township

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A front door sign welcomes guests to "Cluckingham Palace." Although the hens love hanging out inside their tricked-out hen house, Debbi said she always takes the girls outside for free-range opportunities.

The coop includes a full-sized glass front door, wooden deck, enclosed outdoor area, electricity, heat, heated water, an electric door opener, fans, chicken-themed decor, interior upper level nesting boxes and clear PVC siding panels that Dave installs during the frigid winter months.