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Posted Today, 03:20 AM

It's astounding.... Trump is the best thing to happen to the Liberal party in four years excuse me i just threw up inside my mouth a little...
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Posted Today, 04:23 AM

Uhhhh....you're welcome!
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Posted Today, 05:11 AM

 Mentalist, on 02 March 2025 - 06:16 AM, said:

At this point, I'm willing to vote for whomever allocates funds for landmines all along the border.

As we have discovered in 2023, NATO instructors believe that the way to deal with a dense minefield is "go around it".

So I'd be very willing to endorse a major expenditure on land mines, all along the border, with the exception of several fortified border crossings.


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Posted Today, 11:51 AM

View PostCause, on 04 March 2025 - 05:11 AM, said:

Don't give trump more reasons for arresting foreigners


For any who didn't see this article it's pretty horrible (though if you aren't traveling with potential "work equipment" or have a work Visa this particular rationalization for indefinite detention shouldn't apply---hopefully):

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Jessica Brösche has spent more than a month in detention center

[...a] German tattoo artist, is being indefinitely detained by US Customs and Border Protection after she tried to enter San Diego on 25 January from Tijuana, Mexico, with her American best friend[...] The two were traveling with tattoo equipment.

"I just want to get home, you know? I'm really desperate," [...]

Brösche had her German passport, confirmation of her visa waiver to enter the country, and a copy of her return ticket back to Berlin[...] US Customs and Border Protection accused Brösche of planning to violate the terms of the visa waiver program by intending to work as a tattoo artist [...]

[...] she was forced to spend eight days in solitary confinement [...] "[...] it was like a horror movie. They were screaming in all different rooms. After nine days, she said she went so insane that she started punching the walls and then she's got blood on her knuckles,"

https://www.theguard...ned-immigration

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Posted Today, 12:33 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 04 March 2025 - 11:51 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 04 March 2025 - 05:11 AM, said:

Don't give trump more reasons for arresting foreigners


For any who didn't see this article it's pretty horrible (though if you aren't traveling with potential "work equipment" or have a work Visa this particular rationalization for indefinite detention shouldn't apply---hopefully):

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Jessica Brösche has spent more than a month in detention center

[...a] German tattoo artist, is being indefinitely detained by US Customs and Border Protection after she tried to enter San Diego on 25 January from Tijuana, Mexico, with her American best friend[...] The two were traveling with tattoo equipment.

"I just want to get home, you know? I'm really desperate," [...]

Brösche had her German passport, confirmation of her visa waiver to enter the country, and a copy of her return ticket back to Berlin[...] US Customs and Border Protection accused Brösche of planning to violate the terms of the visa waiver program by intending to work as a tattoo artist [...]

[...] she was forced to spend eight days in solitary confinement [...] "[...] it was like a horror movie. They were screaming in all different rooms. After nine days, she said she went so insane that she started punching the walls and then she's got blood on her knuckles,"

https://www.theguard...ned-immigration



My sister is a DEEP Canadian Trump supporter, so is her husband (we don't talk AT all about it, to maintain sanity in our familial relationship; I realize this is not ideal but I just didn't want to lose my sister entirely). She works for an American company with locations here, and travels into Ohio for work every few weeks....Her industry is private, but very much interacts with the public and govt...and I have a sketchy feeling that DOGE is going to affect their business in the states as far as contracts and whatnot...not to mention the tariffs would affect her industry for sure.


I have ZERO faith that IF she is affected she will realize it's Trumps fault. She will probably blame Trudeau for not bending over.


Fun fact: During the beginning of COVID she was milquetoast about it (she wasn't as afraid as we were with young kids, but she wasnt insane about it either)....it was when it affected her job (she's in the aircraft industry) due to lockdowns that she went as far off that deep end as she could go...but she could not blame the pandemic as it was too nebulous an "enemy" so she aimed it where the right wing media Facebook sphere told her to aim it...at those of us trying to keep others safe.
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Posted Today, 12:43 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 March 2025 - 12:33 PM, said:

My sister is a DEEP Canadian Trump supporter, so is her husband (we don't talk AT all about it, to maintain sanity in our familial relationship; I realize this is not ideal but I just didn't want to lose my sister entirely). She works for an American company with locations here, and travels into Ohio for work every few weeks....Her industry is private, but very much interacts with the public and govt...and I have a sketchy feeling that DOGE is going to affect their business in the states as far as contracts and whatnot...not to mention the tariffs would affect her industry for sure.

I have ZERO faith that IF she is affected she will realize it's Trumps fault. She will probably blame Trudeau for not bending over.


If ICE sees her trying to enter the United States as a Canadian citizen wearing pro-Trump paraphernalia they might flag her as "suspicious". "She can't trick us that easily! Are you here to work in the United States without a work visa?" "Well yes but it's just---" "Ah-ha! Nabbed another one!" "No it's just for meetings---" "Oh she's being uppity, off to solitary confinement for her with the other screamers in a thousand languages!"
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Posted Today, 01:06 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 04 March 2025 - 12:43 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 March 2025 - 12:33 PM, said:

My sister is a DEEP Canadian Trump supporter, so is her husband (we don't talk AT all about it, to maintain sanity in our familial relationship; I realize this is not ideal but I just didn't want to lose my sister entirely). She works for an American company with locations here, and travels into Ohio for work every few weeks....Her industry is private, but very much interacts with the public and govt...and I have a sketchy feeling that DOGE is going to affect their business in the states as far as contracts and whatnot...not to mention the tariffs would affect her industry for sure.

I have ZERO faith that IF she is affected she will realize it's Trumps fault. She will probably blame Trudeau for not bending over.


If ICE sees her trying to enter the United States as a Canadian citizen wearing pro-Trump paraphernalia they might flag her as "suspicious". "She can't trick us that easily! Are you here to work in the United States without a work visa?" "Well yes but it's just---" "Ah-ha! Nabbed another one!" "No it's just for meetings---" "Oh she's being uppity, off to solitary confinement for her with the other screamers in a thousand languages!"


Thankfully she has no pro-trump paraphernalia, she thinks the people who wear that shit are stupid...but yeah LOL
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Posted Today, 02:21 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 March 2025 - 01:06 PM, said:

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 04 March 2025 - 12:43 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 March 2025 - 12:33 PM, said:

My sister is a DEEP Canadian Trump supporter, so is her husband (we don't talk AT all about it, to maintain sanity in our familial relationship; I realize this is not ideal but I just didn't want to lose my sister entirely). She works for an American company with locations here, and travels into Ohio for work every few weeks....Her industry is private, but very much interacts with the public and govt...and I have a sketchy feeling that DOGE is going to affect their business in the states as far as contracts and whatnot...not to mention the tariffs would affect her industry for sure.

I have ZERO faith that IF she is affected she will realize it's Trumps fault. She will probably blame Trudeau for not bending over.


If ICE sees her trying to enter the United States as a Canadian citizen wearing pro-Trump paraphernalia they might flag her as "suspicious". "She can't trick us that easily! Are you here to work in the United States without a work visa?" "Well yes but it's just---" "Ah-ha! Nabbed another one!" "No it's just for meetings---" "Oh she's being uppity, off to solitary confinement for her with the other screamers in a thousand languages!"


Thankfully she has no pro-trump paraphernalia, she thinks the people who wear that shit are stupid...but yeah LOL


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She is sure superior to.... those idiotic Trump fans.

While America has many dumb people, so does everywhere else. Maybe just not in the same percentages.
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Posted Today, 04:30 PM

Ford just announced a 25% export tax on electricity from Ontario to the States (this is better than just cutting it off, make them pay for it....this will fuck northern US manufacturing...but Quebec needs to be doing this too to REALLY hammer it home)...and Export taxes (AFAIK) are only used for Security interests...so that's Ford calling the US "hostile"....

AND Trudeau just called Trump dumb on live TV while reiterating our 119billion in retaliatory tariffs.


Just inject this patriotism and unity into my deeply scarred/constantly living through interesting times/just got out of a divisive pandemic VEINS please!

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Posted Today, 04:41 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 March 2025 - 04:30 PM, said:

Ford just announced a 25% export tax on electricity from Ontario to the States (this is better than just cutting it off, make them pay for it....this will fuck northern US manufacturing...but Quebec needs to be doing this too to REALLY hammer it home)...and Export taxes (AFAIK) are only used for Security interests...so that's Ford calling the US "hostile"....

AND Trudeau just called Trump dumb on live TV while reiterating our 119billion in retaliatory tariffs.


Just inject this patriotism and unity into my deeply scarred/constantly living through interesting times/just got out of a divisive pandemic VEINS please!


Oh yeah well our Homeland Security Secretary ICE Barbie did this:

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on an official visit to the U.S.-Canada border [...]

A line of black tape on the floor of a reading room of the Haskell Free Library and Opera House marks the spot where [the United States] ends, and Stanstead, Quebec, begins.

Noem reportedly stepped up to the tape and said, with a grin, "U.S.A. No. 1," and then crossed the line into Canada and said, "The 51st state."

"She did it at least three times and was very clear in saying, 'U.S.A. No. 1,' and didn't even say 'Canada.' Just, 'The 51st state',"

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Insults Canadians in Bizarre Stunt at U.S. Border



Take that Canada! She sure showed you!

Now is that something that a stupid kindergartener would do? Oh wait... a stupid kindergartener who is also Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security?

When I read this I seriously wondered whether I was dreaming. Or having a stroke.
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Posted Today, 04:48 PM

Does Canada have an equivalent to the CIA?
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Posted Today, 04:49 PM

I have a buddy who is pretty high up in your DHS and he updates me on all the stupid shit this lady is doing....he says all the people in the department laugh at her because she's monumentally stupid.


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also Trudeau called him "Donald"....multiple times...no "Trump" and no "President"...angry Trudeau is the best.
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Posted Today, 04:49 PM

View Postworry, on 04 March 2025 - 04:48 PM, said:

Does Canada have an equivalent to the CIA?


We do. They are called CSIS.
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Posted Today, 05:42 PM

 Azath Vitr (D, on 04 March 2025 - 04:41 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 04 March 2025 - 04:30 PM, said:

Ford just announced a 25% export tax on electricity from Ontario to the States (this is better than just cutting it off, make them pay for it....this will fuck northern US manufacturing...but Quebec needs to be doing this too to REALLY hammer it home)...and Export taxes (AFAIK) are only used for Security interests...so that's Ford calling the US "hostile"....

AND Trudeau just called Trump dumb on live TV while reiterating our 119billion in retaliatory tariffs.


Just inject this patriotism and unity into my deeply scarred/constantly living through interesting times/just got out of a divisive pandemic VEINS please!


Oh yeah well our Homeland Security Secretary ICE Barbie did this:

Quote

on an official visit to the U.S.-Canada border [...]

A line of black tape on the floor of a reading room of the Haskell Free Library and Opera House marks the spot where [the United States] ends, and Stanstead, Quebec, begins.

Noem reportedly stepped up to the tape and said, with a grin, "U.S.A. No. 1," and then crossed the line into Canada and said, "The 51st state."

"She did it at least three times and was very clear in saying, 'U.S.A. No. 1,' and didn't even say 'Canada.' Just, 'The 51st state',"

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Insults Canadians in Bizarre Stunt at U.S. Border



Take that Canada! She sure showed you!

Now is that something that a stupid kindergartener would do? Oh wait... a stupid kindergartener who is also Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security?

When I read this I seriously wondered whether I was dreaming. Or having a stroke.

They're honestly so pathetic. I'm half expecting a "neener neener!" with a sticking the tongue out and stuff.
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Posted Today, 06:36 PM

I keep telling you.
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Posted Today, 06:38 PM

I mean don they know the 51st state is Samuel L Jacksons estate in Scotland?
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