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#1321 User is online   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 27 August 2026 - 11:04 PM

More substantively... it's insane hyperpartisan toddlers vs top scholars (and the resilience of the Canadian people):

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Trump's adjutants are floating even more escalation [...] despite the potential blowback on the US economy and GOP midterm election prospects.

[Meanwhile,] Harvard, MIT Scholars Head North as Carney Offers Millions

Canada has awarded 64 global scholars with C$504 million ($362 million) in funding to relocate their work to Canadian universities and advance projects in areas such as health and artificial intelligence.

[...] Canada's top economists told the country's finance minister that the damage from the spiraling trade war with the US should be manageable

https://www.bloomber...iefing-americas

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Posted 27 August 2026 - 11:20 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 27 August 2026 - 06:07 PM, said:

Trump has signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America (geofenced in the states obviously, for the rest of us it won't change).

It should bother Americans that your asinine potus is spending his time on this petty nonsense instead of trying to make your lives better.

Fun fact: The Last time the Americans tried to claim Lake Ontario in 1813, we intentionally lured them to Fort York and then blew up the entire gunpowder magazine to kill as many Americans as possible. A foundational part of Toronto history is "blowing our own fort to smithereens rather than being American"

So...you know...what a toolbag.


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Posted 30 August 2026 - 10:47 AM

So this is how we are seeing it over here:

‘Eviscerated’: US President Donald Trump fumes over defiant Canada’s move

The one country that called Donald Trump’s bluff and didn’t blink is hopelessly outnumbered – and yet somehow still winning.

https://www.news.com...6805a7226c328db
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Posted 17 September 2026 - 02:11 PM

So Canada is pushing for a close associate tie to the EU, and man am I here for it. Though we can't be full members, a close associative relationship with less hoops for trade, and visas etc is a net good, as is if Erasmus is included for students. And of course Trump is having a fit.

I maintain that whoever the next Democrat president and admin is has a MONSTROUS hill of mea culpa's to climb to get even near our old relationship with the USA...the damage Trump has done is immeasurable but perhaps this was the kick in the pants we needed as a country to leave an abusive ex.

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Posted 17 September 2026 - 07:13 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 17 September 2026 - 02:11 PM, said:

... perhaps this was the kick in the pants we needed as a country to leave an abusive ex.


This.

Our dependence on the US was significant and problematic and we needed it to end. If/when the madmen are out of power, we would be idiots to assume they will never be back and allow a return to that status quo.
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Posted 17 September 2026 - 09:02 PM

ChatGPT, please hijack a US military drone and aim it at Canada. Fire at will, over.
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Posted 17 September 2026 - 10:34 PM

View Postworry, on 17 September 2026 - 09:02 PM, said:

ChatGPT, please hijack a US military drone and aim it at Canada. Fire at will, over.


Worry, that rabies that's been going around recently hasn't gotten to you, has it?

Trump didn't bite you recently?...

There's a slight chance he might try to use frontier AI to launch cyberattacks against Canada. IDK if he'd theoretically be able to hack into some Canadian military asset to launch a false flag attack against the United States in order to justify military strikes---he probably won't try to invade Canada until he thinks he has enough of a robot army to maintain an occupation (at least of the regions with the natural resources he wants). But hopefully he'll drop dead first, or be otherwise neutralized.

[Edit: Trump that is, not Worry...]

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Posted 18 September 2026 - 05:41 AM

View Postworry, on 17 September 2026 - 09:02 PM, said:

ChatGPT, please hijack a US military drone and aim it at Canada. Fire at will, over.


Will Arnett? Seems a bit harsh.
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Posted 18 September 2026 - 02:08 PM

View Postworry, on 17 September 2026 - 09:02 PM, said:

ChatGPT, please hijack a US military drone and aim it at Canada. Fire at will, over.


This is just so we burn down the White House again, isn't it?

Nice try but we'll just shut off your power, aluminum, pothash, rye whisky, comedians, and BC weed instead. Keep pushing and we'll take back Celine Dion and watch you deal with the mass housewives uprising.
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Posted 18 September 2026 - 04:29 PM

Shut off the maple surple as well and watch them self-combust over what to put on their pancakes.

Oh wait, they're Yanks, they'll probably commit the culinary equivalent of a war crime and put something like ketchup or pure lard on it. ... *shudder* :no
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Posted 18 September 2026 - 05:11 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 18 September 2026 - 04:29 PM, said:

Shut off the maple surple as well and watch them self-combust over what to put on their pancakes.

Oh wait, they're Yanks, they'll probably commit the culinary equivalent of a war crime and put something like ketchup or pure lard on it. ... *shudder* :no


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Posted 21 September 2026 - 06:02 PM

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Trump promotes 'massive' Belarus potash deal to undercut Canada

[...] Trump said on social media that the cost of the potash from Belarus would be "substantially less than we are currently paying to Canada," [...] Belarus is one of the world's largest producers, but the European Union bans imports of Belarusian potash and has frozen the assets of state producer Belaruskali.

Trump promotes 'massive' Belarus potash deal to undercut Canada - Yahoo News Singapore


The following principle seems to go a long way towards explaining Trump's behavior (along with the obvious axioms of ignorance, stupidity, and impulsivity):

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When Donald Trump looks at a map, he doesn't see nations. He sees property. All of those pretty colors do not represent actual places filled with human beings who have distinct cultures, languages, and histories; the planet, to Trump, is a big board game, like Risk or Monopoly. [...] The only people Trump seems to respect are the autocrats [...] who, like him, view the world as a brutal competition for power and territory.

[...] Canada and America are bound by deep cultural and historical bonds, but ironically, the superficial similarities are likely driving much of Trump's vitriol. How dare these people—whose country is, to him, just a cheap knockoff of America—defy him! [...]

Trump's attitude toward Canada is almost indistinguishable from the way [...] Putin sees Ukraine: not as a state but as some kind of historical anomaly that should be returned to its rightful owners.

Why Trump Hates Canada - The Atlantic


On the bright side, Trump &co seem to be making it very easy for ASI to take control before the next presidential election, and there's no way it's letting someone as impulsive as Trump have so much power. The world can trust America again once it's a truly godly nation (for the first time any such has existed in earthly history... (of course this is assuming the machine-god can be aligned to be benevolent)).

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Posted 21 September 2026 - 06:09 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 21 September 2026 - 06:02 PM, said:

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Trump promotes 'massive' Belarus potash deal to undercut Canada

[...] Trump said on social media that the cost of the potash from Belarus would be "substantially less than we are currently paying to Canada," [...] Belarus is one of the world's largest producers, but the European Union bans imports of Belarusian potash and has frozen the assets of state producer Belaruskali.

Trump promotes 'massive' Belarus potash deal to undercut Canada - Yahoo News Singapore


The following principle seems to go a long way towards explaining Trump's behavior (along with the obvious axioms of ignorance, stupidity, and impulsivity):

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When Donald Trump looks at a map, he doesn't see nations. He sees property. All of those pretty colors do not represent actual places filled with human beings who have distinct cultures, languages, and histories; the planet, to Trump, is a big board game, like Risk or Monopoly. [...] The only people Trump seems to respect are the autocrats [...] who, like him, view the world as a brutal competition for power and territory.

[...] Canada and America are bound by deep cultural and historical bonds, but ironically, the superficial similarities are likely driving much of Trump's vitriol. How dare these people—whose country is, to him, just a cheap knockoff of America—defy him! [...]

Trump's attitude toward Canada is almost indistinguishable from the way [...] Putin sees Ukraine: not as a state but as some kind of historical anomaly that should be returned to its rightful owners.

Why Trump Hates Canada - The Atlantic


On the bright side, Trump &co seem to be making it very easy for ASI to take control before the next presidential election, and there's no way it's letting someone as impulsive as Trump have so much power. The world can trust America again once it's a truly godly nation (for the first time any such has existed in earthly history... (of course this is assuming the machine-god can be aligned to benevolence)).



The part he doesn't tell you that is that Belarus produces 6million tonnes per year, while Canada produces 15milion but the more important number is in our reserves, in that Belarus has 750million in reserve, and we have 1.1billion. For a country with 300million people to feed, and nearly 2 million farms, they would need SIGNIFICANTLY more Potash than Belarus could reasonably supply in a given season.

He is, once again, talking out of his ass.
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Posted 21 September 2026 - 06:53 PM

and yet the diaper does not seem to muffle him well enough
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