LooseCannon;17868 said:
The only thing that bothers me about his works are that all the soldiers seem to be cookie cutter grizzled veterans in that they have no respect for authority and also don't seem to fear anything. I'm not saying I want to read a ten page account of how a character is scared of an upcoming battle or something but a little more variety between Malazan soldiers and other soldier's personalities would be welcome.
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I am the Brucolac, and your sword won't save you. You think you can face
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I would like to expand on this criticism in the hopes of making it more constructive. To me the worst aspect of this was that alot of charachters started sharing the "grizzled old know it all old fartbag" dialog. It started out with just Fiddler (the original old sack of fart gas) calling all females around "lass" then by House of Chains nearly every male (EXCEPT retard turned genius Karsa Orlong, and maybe Anomander Rake) and alot of females are calling every female in sight "lass". Maybe its being American but to call the women "lass" and not call the men "laddies" seems very patronizing. I'm a man and it insulted me. If I was one of those women being called "lass" by a fartsack like Fiddler, I would hit or slap him so hard his eyes would fly out.
Also, I love/hate Karsa Orlong. It just seems so utterly improbable that an utter idiot (and an utter savage) would suddenly turn into a philosophic genius (who still loves to chop peoples heads off). On the other hand reading about Karsa was alot more interesting than reading about Fiddlers grizzled been-there/done-that cloddish wisdom. Still, even if through magic Karsa's two buddies intellect were added to his- thats not really saying much, and even then it seems like his actual brain couldn't contain it all. Like Noms early comments, "I applaud your swift comprehension giant." (Sarcasm) Although Karsa does have one of my favorite better-than-Conan type lines, something like, "Now witness, while I take this ship."
It seems the dialogs for the various characters just get jumbled up and the idiots are suddenly doing calculus and philosophizing while the geniouses suddenly become grunting fools. Maybe thats due to gods meddling, magic, or not being human, but it seems improbable that so many are idiot/savants.