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How do you post and/or poop?

#421 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 01:17 PM

Someone's taxes well spent:

http://www.dailymail...12-seconds.html

12 seconds? If only.
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#422 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 10:49 AM

Post Guinness poop at work.

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 03:03 PM

Out with me mates crawling around the pubs the other evening. Along with pints and shots at each stop, also enjoyed the pub fair eats, which for some reason always had no lack of melted/fried/hard cheeses.

Next morning poo was like pushing below room temperature Play-Doh through a drinking straw. Had to pull out the plunger and make turd soup to get the loo to accept it. TMI?
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 07:27 AM

You are all of you completely insane, aren't you? From years and years ago until now this very moment, all completely insane... New member and first post btw. Thanks for having me.
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:27 PM

We've actually all calmed down somewhat from a few years ago...
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Posted 24 July 2017 - 03:49 PM

View PostBriar King, on 24 July 2017 - 01:30 AM, said:

I really hate this thread but I need advice...

What's better mineral oil or a stool softener?

I don't remember why, but stool softener is my knee jerk response.

That and more fluids and fiber....
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 02:39 PM

Ok, so I stopped for gas last week and was hungry and decided to see what they had for snacks. In the "refrigerated" section an egg salad sandwich caught my eye. So I purchased that and a bag of crisps and a can of Pepsi. When I opened the sandwich I noticed there was an "off" smell, but I was so hungry I tore into it anyway.

Suffice it to say, about an hour or two later my guts were in despair. So much painful cramping and gurgling. Oddly, no nausea or need to vomit, it was all located in my lower bowels. Relief finally came in the form of the most explosive diarrhea I've experienced in a long long time. I'm talking I freckled the bowl all the way to the rim and I think there may even have been some escape velocity droplets. I had three more visits with easing explosiveness over about an hour's time before I was finally at ease and not feeling like hot knives were being shoved into my guts.

Had to pull on the industrial rubber gloves, concentrated bleach and heavy duty toilet bowl brush for the labor intensive clean up. That royally sucked. TMI?

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Posted 02 August 2017 - 02:52 PM

I'm shocked you had that reaction to a gas station egg salad sandwich.
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 02:57 PM

yeah, not overly surprised by the outcome of this story.
especially when you tore into an egg salad sandwich that smelled a bit off.
I mean come on man, have some respect for your insides!!!
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 03:39 PM

Yeah, I know, I deserved it. I rolled the dice. Lesson learned though. Never again.
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Posted 18 October 2017 - 09:51 PM

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#432 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 07:29 AM

That's a tight poop
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Posted 19 October 2017 - 08:04 AM

And some fine control
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 12:58 AM

More fiber
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Posted 20 November 2017 - 12:07 AM

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Posted 20 January 2018 - 09:54 PM

Why not make poop time, fun time? Poopy Fun Time!
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Posted 21 February 2018 - 06:04 PM

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 10:32 PM

disgustingly awesome
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Posted 26 February 2018 - 04:38 PM

Never too early to think about a Christmas gift for the poo obsessed kid in your life.
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 03:23 PM

Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days




http://www.iflscienc...-risk-of-death/
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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