[Abyss]

Everyone needs something to strive for in life.

[Malankazooie]

Slow Ben, on 28 February 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days




http://www.iflscienc...-risk-of-death/

That article is full of shit. <<<<<< see what I did there?

[Tiste Simeon]

Ugh I can't imagine the discomfort. I don't think I've ever been a single day without at least ones decent dump!

[Malankazooie]

Never miss another important deadline.

[Slow Ben]

Random, but i absolutely hate waking up in the middle of the night and having to poop.

[Tsundoku]

Damn you Norwegians and your sweet, filthy petrokroner ...

http://www.news.com....ff7345c80396683

[Malankazooie]

Tsundoku, on 02 April 2018 - 04:33 AM, said:

Damn you Norwegians and your sweet, filthy petrokroner ...

http://www.news.com....ff7345c80396683

Looks really nice. And I would love to evacuate my bowls in such a serene and calming location. But where does the poo go? In a hole in the ground and does it just freeze? I guess the parks dept. has to drive one of them tanker trucks up there with the large hose to suck up the filth when it gets full eventually, right?

[Malankazooie]

Had what seemed like a normal poo, except there was blood, so much blood. Had my phone on me and called my PCP's office right off (didn't even get up off the hopper or wipe). Got the front desk and the receptionist/nurse asked me what the emergency was. I told her there was a lot of blood in the toilet after taking a dump and was freaking out. She asked me if I had any serious pain or discomfort and I said no, just normal poopin' stuff. She then asked me what I had to eat that day and then it dawned on me. I had a luscious beet salad with friends at brunch earlier that day. Suffice it to say, I felt like a dolt and something else turned red at that moment, my face. What a dummy, but boy, what a relief too. I'll take that embarrassment every day of the week and twice on Sundays to know that I'm okay.

TMI?

[Malankazooie]

Whatever you do, don't google Langley Tim Hortons.

That's how not to poop. Ewwwww.

And surprise, surprise, it happened in Canada. Friendly, never hostile Canada.

[Macros]

My pooping has been excellent recently.

Really good quantity and quality (the smell would like an ox)

I have been eating g healthier (healthier for me anyway) and have started doing yoga nearly every night.
Is this the reason? Who knows, maybe I'm just on a really good poop streak

[worry]

Macros, on 14 June 2018 - 09:10 PM, said:

poop streak

[Slow Ben]

Every morning, after my first cup of coffee. Like clockwork.

[Malankazooie]

Have you ever pinched off a turd mid dump, only to look over and see that the tp was the cheap single-ply stuff? Consequently you were going to be awhile wiping and flushing to get clean. TMI?

[Macros]

Pooping in the corporate section of the Emirates stadium

[Tiste Simeon]

Macros, on 18 July 2018 - 10:23 AM, said:

Pooping in the corporate section of the Emirates stadium

Sometimes I envy your life.

[Malankazooie]

Succinct.

[Malankazooie]

Thinking outside the bowl.

[Aptorian]

... is that OJ Simpson?

[Malankazooie]

The skills you learn in prison . . .

[Malankazooie]