[Tsundoku]

Get a little dirt on your hands ...

https://www.news.com...51be4c29cf9b5e0

[Aptorian]

Tsundoku, on 26 June 2020 - 10:07 AM, said:

Get a little dirt on your hands ...

https://www.news.com...51be4c29cf9b5e0

Awhh, I feel bad for the jogger. Who hasn't been out on a run and then suddenly your bowls decides that we need to do a full dump of all excess body matter within the next 30 seconds or you'll die.

[Malankazooie]

Poop.

Truly one of the deciding factors in any relationship. At a minimum, you're eventually going to have to poop in front of your partner if things enter the long term phase. It will require a level of trust and comfort with each other to make it a normal part of your existence together. And if you know your partner well, you can get adventurous and the relationship can be strengthened. Just be aware, if you are not in tune with each other, poop can end a relationship. Do the hard work up front and truly know your partner before you set into motion a calamity that can not be undone.

[Malankazooie]

Bucket List updated. I will poop there one day.

Uredd Rest Area (Ureddplassen)

[Aptorian]

I bet that hut is cold as fuck.

[Malankazooie]

Okay, there is "TMI" info coming out about Assassin's Creed Valhalla. The developers got a bit too granular in their research.

https://www.atlasobs...-bank-coprolite

[Malankazooie]

I just wanted to poop. Simple, essential. Let the guy have his peace and quiet.

[Malankazooie]

I feel ashamed. Last night went hard on Little Caesars crazy bread and mozzarella sticks.

This morning I found myself between a rock and a fart place.

[Malankazooie]

Ahhhhh sweet relief! The Suez Canal has got to be feeling fine after unplugging that constipation. Globalization can get you backed up big time . . . amirite?




You poo friends in Europe should check the shelves of your favorite retailers by end of week, there could be a PlayStation 5 waiting for you.

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

The Assh*le Inspection Hellscape of the Charmin Bears Commercials

The Charmin Bears Commercials portray a terrifying dystopia.

https://www.popdust....2641411319.html

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I always found the commercials disturbing, this exposé blows the lid off the insidious perversion right under our noses.

[Malankazooie]

Been awhile since any activity in this thread, and that's been one of the injustices of the Malazanempire forum. It cannot stand, so I must take action.

[Tsundoku]

@Mkz
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So ... apparently we should "heed the call to stool".

https://www.news.com...3ef75a22da8afa2

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Oh, and in associated news - who the hell uses their foot to push a flush handle? That's just stupid. Use your hands and then wash them properly you retards.
BTW most of our toilets have buttons on top of the cistern or in the wall behind (public toilets). Dual flush as well. Handles went the way of the dodo decades ago.

https://www.news.com...b70ded4ef4a03e4

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 14 May 2022 - 05:17 PM

[Malankazooie]

Well that's a bummer, because it's comedy gold. Must be that regional thing or something. Can you find the SNL channel on YouTube? It's from when Benedict Cumberbatch hosted last week. It features him and the title of the video, at least from my region, is "New Toilet." Possibly some search-fu could get the version posted outside my region?

[Tsundoku]

Best I could find.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 14 May 2022 - 10:47 PM

[Tsundoku]

I ... have nothing.

https://www.news.com...cc35a3274ad98f3

Woman reveals you can earn $280k-a-year selling your poo
Times are tough for everyone – but did you know you can earn cash selling an item our bodies create for free? Here’s how.