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Your casual insult of our poopride hurt too apt.
How do you post and/or poop?
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Macros 
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Posted 17 August 2016 - 11:26 AM
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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#383
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 17 August 2016 - 11:49 AM
Poopride: either proud of your feces or just a terrible rollercoaster...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#384
Macros
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Posted 17 August 2016 - 01:42 PM
Or something that undoubtedly originated in Japan.
Eta
Or Germany
Eta
Or Germany
This post has been edited by Macros: 17 August 2016 - 01:44 PM
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#385
HiddenOne
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Posted 17 August 2016 - 03:43 PM
I am not going to click that link
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#386
Macros
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Posted 20 September 2016 - 11:27 AM
Stomach was a bit dodgy yesterday but has rallied magnificently.
Just finishing up a fantastic poop
Just finishing up a fantastic poop
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#387
Slow Ben
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Posted 20 September 2016 - 11:45 AM
The "wife and kids left before I did in the morning" poop.
Glorious peacefulness.
Or Peacefull gloriousness, if you prefer.
Glorious peacefulness.
Or Peacefull gloriousness, if you prefer.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#389
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 20 September 2016 - 02:09 PM
The other day was my Sister-in-Law's 30th celebration and she had a big wine tasting evening. I slept very well, as wine always makes me sleepy, except for the fact that at about 5am I got woken by a desperate need to poop.
I tell you what, I slept even better after dropping that monstrous load...
I tell you what, I slept even better after dropping that monstrous load...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#390
Gust Hubb
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- Around, just quiet....er
Posted 20 September 2016 - 04:21 PM
High Geek of Crawfish, on 20 September 2016 - 02:35 PM, said:
I've been sick. Nothing glorious on my end. Seeing this shitty thread just made my stomach churn a bit. Need soft tp.
Soft and moist.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#391
Malankazooie
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Posted 27 September 2016 - 10:33 PM
Prepping for the dump of death.
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Messremb
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Posted 28 September 2016 - 09:12 AM
Mac, if you do make it to Oz you may want to avoid bagging every toilet you can find for once:
Spider bites Australian man on penis again
Spider bites Australian man on penis again
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
#393
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 28 September 2016 - 09:32 AM
Malankazooie, on 27 September 2016 - 10:33 PM, said:
Prepping for the dump of death.
For only a tenner too! Bargain!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#394
Macros
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Posted 11 October 2016 - 08:39 AM
Dropping a lot of really big poops at the minute. Which is strange because my food intake hasn't really increased...
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Thelomen Toblerone
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Posted 25 October 2016 - 08:14 PM
I had a fuckload of Guinness the other day and it was like a toilet full of tar the other day. And maccy, god help me, for some reason I thought of you... 
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Imperial Historian
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Posted 27 October 2016 - 11:07 PM
#398
Macros
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 11:33 AM
My pooping has been excellent for the last two weeks. On a pretty regular eating and working schedule, and the poops just keep coming
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 22 November 2016 - 06:00 AM
Do you ever have a monster morning dump then stand up and almost immediately need to drop some more? It's happening quite regularly at the moment. The second splashdown is usually a pretty quick one so it's just like the act of standing up released some more that needed to come...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
