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How do you post and/or poop?

#401 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 24 November 2016 - 08:51 AM

Number 5, coated in bile just now. I am not a well man.
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#402 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 29 December 2016 - 01:16 PM

What? No after Christmas dinner epic tales of poops? You disappoint me Malazpoopers. Come on, regale me, give me the good stuff you turd cutters. I need it. Posted Image
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#403 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 29 December 2016 - 08:00 PM

Well considering the amount of guinness consumed mine have been as black as turf.
given the amount of food as well.....
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Posted 29 December 2016 - 08:00 PM

But, we have exciting new poop destinations incoming
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#405 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 12:23 AM

Just having my first poop of 2017...
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Posted 11 January 2017 - 07:51 PM

Decided to go for a quick poop before the game.
It's like a never ending story, everytime I'm about to reach for the toilet roll. My body's like, oh, more poop!

Don't get me wrong, I love a good poop, this is an excellent poop, and the stink is fabulous, but I kinda want to watch the match.

Hurry up poop!
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#407 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 January 2017 - 10:13 PM

I mean I usually poop more than 3 times a day so I think I'm OK, but this sounds serious...

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#408 User is online   worry 

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Posted 16 January 2017 - 10:23 PM

Isn't Rotting Feces one of those bands you're always talking about?
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#409 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 05:00 PM

 death rattle, on 16 January 2017 - 10:23 PM, said:

Isn't Rotting Feces one of those bands you're always talking about?

Their album "Burning Pit of Flaming Anal Agony" is a genre classic.
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Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:03 PM

Pooping in London again.
Only for 2 weeks though, then it's a NEW POOP TOWN for a week.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 02:41 PM

What, no stories of Easter dinner poops? or eating all that Easter candy? I'm sure eating a lot of yellow marshmallow peeps could make your poops interesting. Come on poopers, give us your stories!
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 03:33 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 16 January 2017 - 10:13 PM, said:

I mean I usually poop more than 3 times a day so I think I'm OK, but this sounds serious...

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Do you seriously poop more than 3 times a day? What the hell are you eating or drinking?

I'm a once a day in the morning like clock work pooper. Maybe twice if I've eaten something weird.

Is it normal to poop several times a day?
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 04:28 PM

Only if you're eating a lot?

Once in the morning (after a coffee) seems like plenty to me.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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#414 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:31 PM

First thing in the morning. Sometimes a second one before work or upon arriving at work. Maybe one at work after lunch. Usually one before bed.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:33 PM

Tiste do you drink cooking oil or just chew laxatives like candy?
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 07:43 PM

Tiste, I'm no scatologist, but that seems weird.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 09:17 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 29 April 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

First thing in the morning. Sometimes a second one before work or upon arriving at work. Maybe one at work after lunch. Usually one before bed.



My schedule is eerily the same. I'm 36 and it's been that way my whole adult life. I don't remember my teenage years so I can't say before. My wife thought it was odd as well that I went so many times a day. I would say if I had to rank them, the 2nd one of the day is best for me. Not sure why I ever would rank them however except for this weird place.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 09:24 PM

Does it count as "once" if it's just a slow, wet daylong leakage?
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 11:54 PM

If so then I only post once a day myself
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:37 AM

Illy!!!


Post stag weekend poop.

An awful lot of Guinness and jagerbombs consumed.
Glorious poopage
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