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Posted 04 May 2017 - 01:17 PM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
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"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#423
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Posted 16 July 2017 - 03:03 PM
Out with me mates crawling around the pubs the other evening. Along with pints and shots at each stop, also enjoyed the pub fair eats, which for some reason always had no lack of melted/fried/hard cheeses.
Next morning poo was like pushing below room temperature Play-Doh through a drinking straw. Had to pull out the plunger and make turd soup to get the loo to accept it. TMI?
Next morning poo was like pushing below room temperature Play-Doh through a drinking straw. Had to pull out the plunger and make turd soup to get the loo to accept it. TMI?
#425
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:27 PM
We've actually all calmed down somewhat from a few years ago...
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Posted 24 July 2017 - 03:49 PM
Briar King, on 24 July 2017 - 01:30 AM, said:
I really hate this thread but I need advice...
What's better mineral oil or a stool softener?
What's better mineral oil or a stool softener?
I don't remember why, but stool softener is my knee jerk response.
That and more fluids and fiber....
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 02:39 PM
Ok, so I stopped for gas last week and was hungry and decided to see what they had for snacks. In the "refrigerated" section an egg salad sandwich caught my eye. So I purchased that and a bag of crisps and a can of Pepsi. When I opened the sandwich I noticed there was an "off" smell, but I was so hungry I tore into it anyway.
Suffice it to say, about an hour or two later my guts were in despair. So much painful cramping and gurgling. Oddly, no nausea or need to vomit, it was all located in my lower bowels. Relief finally came in the form of the most explosive diarrhea I've experienced in a long long time. I'm talking I freckled the bowl all the way to the rim and I think there may even have been some escape velocity droplets. I had three more visits with easing explosiveness over about an hour's time before I was finally at ease and not feeling like hot knives were being shoved into my guts.
Had to pull on the industrial rubber gloves, concentrated bleach and heavy duty toilet bowl brush for the labor intensive clean up. That royally sucked. TMI?
Suffice it to say, about an hour or two later my guts were in despair. So much painful cramping and gurgling. Oddly, no nausea or need to vomit, it was all located in my lower bowels. Relief finally came in the form of the most explosive diarrhea I've experienced in a long long time. I'm talking I freckled the bowl all the way to the rim and I think there may even have been some escape velocity droplets. I had three more visits with easing explosiveness over about an hour's time before I was finally at ease and not feeling like hot knives were being shoved into my guts.
Had to pull on the industrial rubber gloves, concentrated bleach and heavy duty toilet bowl brush for the labor intensive clean up. That royally sucked. TMI?
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 02:57 PM
yeah, not overly surprised by the outcome of this story.
especially when you tore into an egg salad sandwich that smelled a bit off.
I mean come on man, have some respect for your insides!!!
especially when you tore into an egg salad sandwich that smelled a bit off.
I mean come on man, have some respect for your insides!!!
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 03:39 PM
Yeah, I know, I deserved it. I rolled the dice. Lesson learned though. Never again.
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Posted 18 October 2017 - 09:51 PM
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 12:58 AM
More fiber
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Posted 20 November 2017 - 12:07 AM
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Posted 20 January 2018 - 09:54 PM
Why not make poop time, fun time? Poopy Fun Time!
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Posted 21 February 2018 - 06:04 PM
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Posted 26 February 2018 - 04:38 PM
Never too early to think about a Christmas gift for the poo obsessed kid in your life.
