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oh god that sounds awful.
throw her in the sink
How do you post and/or poop?
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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:02 PM
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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:06 PM
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Posted 15 May 2016 - 01:34 AM
Macros, on 14 May 2016 - 07:02 PM, said:
oh god that sounds awful.
throw her in the sink
throw her in the sink
Wiping was interesting after.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 02:47 PM
Never have juggled a toilet before but I recall having to get up from my seat with no pants on to run my son to the other bathroom at breakneck speeds because he "couldn't get his pants undone." Fastest half naked strip of a 5 year old i've ever pulled off and it's relatively disturbing to have even said it.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 04:05 PM
Arthur Dayne, on 16 May 2016 - 02:47 PM, said:
Never have juggled a toilet before but I recall having to get up from my seat with no pants on to run my son to the other bathroom at breakneck speeds because he "couldn't get his pants undone." Fastest half naked strip of a 5 year old i've ever pulled off and it's relatively disturbing to have even said it.
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 04:49 PM
No idea why but I wanted to share! I cant sit on a toilet naked. If I shower and then realise i need the toiler I have to get clothed first. It feels dirty to sit on a toilet just after I have washed if I dont get dressed first.
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 05:13 PM
Having a kid turns toilet time into "deep introspective personal time." The ability to be pants-less is mostly just a bonus.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
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Posted 19 May 2016 - 06:46 AM
Switzerland is now officially on the map. Was previously only an airport poop.
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Posted 19 May 2016 - 07:38 AM
And a wee airport poop, Zurich airports a new one too.
Actually my airport poop list would be pretty impressive
Actually my airport poop list would be pretty impressive
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Posted 19 May 2016 - 08:17 AM
Once again I am quite jealous of your poopability...
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Posted 19 May 2016 - 03:15 PM
I need to do more travelling. Lately all my poops have been uninspired. I'm hoping when i'm on a college schedule that my summer breaks will allow for some trips to toilets i've been dreaming of.
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Posted 22 June 2016 - 04:05 PM
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Posted 22 June 2016 - 07:47 PM
Great... Now I need a VR Headset.
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Posted 23 June 2016 - 05:10 PM
I wasn't sold on VR til I saw that. Now I must have it.
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Posted 23 July 2016 - 07:24 AM
Goddamn it there are three toilets in this house, and whichever I choose someone always decides to find something important to do right outside the door.
I actually hate indoor toilets, I'd rather have one of those outdoor ones you have to walk through some trees to get to, where you get a bit of privacy. Shitting in your house just seems weird to me. Plus my personal pet hate of all time is being able to hear other people use the bathroom.
I actually hate indoor toilets, I'd rather have one of those outdoor ones you have to walk through some trees to get to, where you get a bit of privacy. Shitting in your house just seems weird to me. Plus my personal pet hate of all time is being able to hear other people use the bathroom.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 23 July 2016 - 09:36 AM
I blocked the toilet this morning.
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Posted 17 August 2016 - 09:58 AM
Had chicken breast atop a bed of spiced haggis with a cream sauce for dinner last night.
Poop smells like savoury haggis/ black pudding today.
Wonderful stuff
Poop smells like savoury haggis/ black pudding today.
Wonderful stuff
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