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How do you post and/or poop?

#221 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 06:14 AM

Poop in India and then poop in Japan. Then present a report of no less then 10 pages that compares and contrasts the experiences.
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:29 AM

View PostMacros, on 08 May 2014 - 06:52 AM, said:

Was bored pre work. So.reread the thread.
man did it go off topic quickly, poor sheve B)

just thinking of all the countries I've pooped in:

UK and Ireland (all over the place)
France, Spain, Portugal, Luxemburg, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Czech Rep, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Slovenia, Turkey, Iran, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakstan, Russia, Mongolia, UAE, China, Thailand, Singapore, Australia, Canada, USA

I think that's all, severaly lacking in south America and africa. Probably missed somewhere in Europe, oh yes Switzerland!! Possibly more.

need to expand my pooprisons


I like the 'all over the place.' It suggests wild, uncontrollable pooping.

Most interesting/memorable poop ever - at night, over the long-drop, just outside our camp, in the rainforest in Belize. Could hear animals of a significant size moving through the jungle in the dark behind me, sounding far too close for comfort..
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 05:01 PM

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#224 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 12:46 PM

View PostTraveller, on 09 May 2014 - 09:29 AM, said:

Most interesting/memorable poop ever - at night, over the long-drop, just outside our camp, in the rainforest in Belize. Could hear animals of a significant size moving through the jungle in the dark behind me, sounding far too close for comfort..

Would have thought if you were scared of the beasties that would be helpful in your pooping?
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#225 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 10:15 PM

Oh man, went to a cheap & cheerful pub today & now me gut has got it in for me! It was the food (only had 1 pint) that I can still sort of taste that is making me start the process of destroying the toilet...
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:55 AM

Feed of.guiness last night
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 06:56 PM

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:29 PM

Strange, I think i poop less when I'm back in my birth town then where I studies.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 04:47 PM

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 06:30 AM

Morning poop went OK; nothing special to report. More pleased with holdin it in through the night than anything else after that late night meal I had.
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Posted 31 July 2014 - 10:15 AM

How many times a day/week do you poop?

I used to be a once a day man but lately I can go 2-3 times a day. The weird things is it will be within say three hours. I googled it and this is apparently normal.

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 11:53 AM

Someone was posting and pooping and wanted to share?

I can't believe I was reading about someone else's morning poop earlier today.

Must be a slow thread day.

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 09:26 PM

Man I have been away most of the week camping and the toilets left a lot to be desired. I still pooped (you kind of have to what with all the BBQs) but I am looking forward to my first poop back at home...
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Posted 01 August 2014 - 06:53 PM

If I hadn't pooped in two days, I would be concerned

Eta - this post was posted while pooping

eeta - and edited while still pooping

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 04:49 AM

Good curry last night. Horrible poop been going on for a while now this morning...
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 12:16 PM

Pooping in a castle in Bergen. Thought it'd be better for some reason.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 03:32 PM

Pooping at a really posh restaurant in Bergen. The loos are square, the floors are shiny, it smells of lemon and I'm having a really hard time getting tissue out of the dispenser. The ambient trance music is rather good though.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 06:10 PM

Pooping at an Irish pub. It does not smell of lemons.

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#239 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:51 AM

Just had a lovely poop in Minneapolis airport!
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Posted 08 August 2014 - 03:32 AM

View PostTisteon Simeonus, on 08 August 2014 - 12:51 AM, said:

Just had a lovely poop in Minneapolis airport!


Should have said you were stopping in MN airport. I would have recommended you hit up Rockbottom at the airport.
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