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How do you post and/or poop?

#181 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 06:39 PM


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Posted 02 September 2013 - 06:39 AM

View PostMacros, on 30 August 2013 - 05:56 PM, said:

dont you fucking DARE jinx us you bastard!


The stink didn't stick! It's almost as you would think the things that I do in my everyday life didn't affect the outcome of a match...
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Posted 06 September 2013 - 01:14 PM

Fastest poop I've done in years. Went to the toilet when they announced boarding of my plane. Five minutes after I'm sat at it, freshly washed hands and all. Although there's a novelty factor with pooping 3000 metres up in the air, I do prefer solid ground under my ass.
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Posted 06 September 2013 - 02:05 PM

You ever dumped in the woods Bryn? I mean, you're Norwegian which makes you part bear & we all know they poop in the woods, but I'm curious. I have & while there's the whole feeling vulnerable thing, it does feel nice to have the wind beneath you bare crack...
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Posted 06 September 2013 - 02:21 PM

Pooping outdoors is great
Pooped oj the edge of the gobi desert, not much by way of cover there. Also pooped in the karakum desert, it was brutally hot, so dropping trousers was a joy.


something wrong with the plumbing at the minute I think, pooping is not great. I'll be off to see the witch doctir if it keeps up.
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Posted 06 September 2013 - 04:44 PM

I've pooped on a mountain. In hindsight it makes sense that pooping against the wind is about as smart as pissing against it, but the thought didn't occur to me before the turd was nestled in my pants around my ankles. That is the extent of my wild pooping, though.

Also, Maccy, rule of thumb is that if its been going on for more than three days you should give the doctor a visit.
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Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:03 PM

yeah this is a week, I'm home friday morning so its of to see him that afternoon
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Posted 23 September 2013 - 05:46 PM

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 05:30 PM

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 05:00 AM

The poop thread will never die!
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 06:57 AM

If you poop
they will come
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 06:58 AM

View PostSatan, on 06 September 2013 - 04:44 PM, said:

I've pooped on a mountain. In hindsight it makes sense that pooping against the wind is about as smart as pissing against it, but the thought didn't occur to me before the turd was nestled in my pants around my ankles. That is the extent of my wild pooping, though.

Also, Maccy, rule of thumb is that if its been going on for more than three days you should give the doctor a visit.



JESUS!! This is the kind is shit (pardon the pun) that'd make me never want to poop again.
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 09:16 AM

Thats way you always shits behind rocks.
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 11:26 AM

Was just a wee lad back then. Didn't have the wisdom of world and poop and the two of them together.
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 09:56 PM

Sing along, except exchange 'sleeps' with 'poops'.

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 08:01 PM

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 11:04 PM

Good old Scotland...
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Posted 13 October 2013 - 11:05 AM

Guinness poop.
its like turf.
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Posted 14 October 2013 - 08:49 PM

A poop themed restaurant is opening in Los Angeles (surprisingly not Japan). Some of the offerings on the menu include: "black poop", "smells-like-poop", "constipation", and "bloody number two".

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 05:03 AM

I'm not sure that one will take off... "Smells like poop"?? Not for lunch thanks...
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