How do you post and/or poop?
#401
Posted 24 November 2016 - 08:51 AM
Number 5, coated in bile just now. I am not a well man.
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#402
Posted 29 December 2016 - 01:16 PM
What? No after Christmas dinner epic tales of poops? You disappoint me Malazpoopers. Come on, regale me, give me the good stuff you turd cutters. I need it.
#403
Posted 29 December 2016 - 08:00 PM
Well considering the amount of guinness consumed mine have been as black as turf.
given the amount of food as well.....
given the amount of food as well.....
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#404
Posted 29 December 2016 - 08:00 PM
But, we have exciting new poop destinations incoming
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#405
Posted 01 January 2017 - 12:23 AM
Just having my first poop of 2017...
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#406
Posted 11 January 2017 - 07:51 PM
Decided to go for a quick poop before the game.
It's like a never ending story, everytime I'm about to reach for the toilet roll. My body's like, oh, more poop!
Don't get me wrong, I love a good poop, this is an excellent poop, and the stink is fabulous, but I kinda want to watch the match.
Hurry up poop!
It's like a never ending story, everytime I'm about to reach for the toilet roll. My body's like, oh, more poop!
Don't get me wrong, I love a good poop, this is an excellent poop, and the stink is fabulous, but I kinda want to watch the match.
Hurry up poop!
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#407
Posted 16 January 2017 - 10:13 PM
I mean I usually poop more than 3 times a day so I think I'm OK, but this sounds serious...
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#408
Posted 16 January 2017 - 10:23 PM
Isn't Rotting Feces one of those bands you're always talking about?
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#409
#410
Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:03 PM
Pooping in London again.
Only for 2 weeks though, then it's a NEW POOP TOWN for a week.
Only for 2 weeks though, then it's a NEW POOP TOWN for a week.
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#411
Posted 29 April 2017 - 02:41 PM
What, no stories of Easter dinner poops? or eating all that Easter candy? I'm sure eating a lot of yellow marshmallow peeps could make your poops interesting. Come on poopers, give us your stories!
#412
Posted 29 April 2017 - 03:33 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 16 January 2017 - 10:13 PM, said:
I mean I usually poop more than 3 times a day so I think I'm OK, but this sounds serious...
Do you seriously poop more than 3 times a day? What the hell are you eating or drinking?
I'm a once a day in the morning like clock work pooper. Maybe twice if I've eaten something weird.
Is it normal to poop several times a day?
#413
Posted 29 April 2017 - 04:28 PM
Only if you're eating a lot?
Once in the morning (after a coffee) seems like plenty to me.
Once in the morning (after a coffee) seems like plenty to me.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#414
Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:31 PM
First thing in the morning. Sometimes a second one before work or upon arriving at work. Maybe one at work after lunch. Usually one before bed.
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#415
Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:33 PM
Tiste do you drink cooking oil or just chew laxatives like candy?
#416
Posted 29 April 2017 - 07:43 PM
Tiste, I'm no scatologist, but that seems weird.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#417
Posted 29 April 2017 - 09:17 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 29 April 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:
First thing in the morning. Sometimes a second one before work or upon arriving at work. Maybe one at work after lunch. Usually one before bed.
My schedule is eerily the same. I'm 36 and it's been that way my whole adult life. I don't remember my teenage years so I can't say before. My wife thought it was odd as well that I went so many times a day. I would say if I had to rank them, the 2nd one of the day is best for me. Not sure why I ever would rank them however except for this weird place.
#418
Posted 29 April 2017 - 09:24 PM
Does it count as "once" if it's just a slow, wet daylong leakage?
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#419
Posted 29 April 2017 - 11:54 PM
If so then I only post once a day myself
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#420
Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:37 AM
Illy!!!
Post stag weekend poop.
An awful lot of Guinness and jagerbombs consumed.
Glorious poopage
Post stag weekend poop.
An awful lot of Guinness and jagerbombs consumed.
Glorious poopage
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"