How do you post and/or poop?
#361
Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:02 PM
oh god that sounds awful.
throw her in the sink
throw her in the sink
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#362
Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:06 PM
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#363
#364
Posted 16 May 2016 - 02:47 PM
Never have juggled a toilet before but I recall having to get up from my seat with no pants on to run my son to the other bathroom at breakneck speeds because he "couldn't get his pants undone." Fastest half naked strip of a 5 year old i've ever pulled off and it's relatively disturbing to have even said it.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#365
Posted 16 May 2016 - 04:05 PM
Arthur Dayne, on 16 May 2016 - 02:47 PM, said:
Never have juggled a toilet before but I recall having to get up from my seat with no pants on to run my son to the other bathroom at breakneck speeds because he "couldn't get his pants undone." Fastest half naked strip of a 5 year old i've ever pulled off and it's relatively disturbing to have even said it.
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#366
Posted 16 May 2016 - 04:49 PM
No idea why but I wanted to share! I cant sit on a toilet naked. If I shower and then realise i need the toiler I have to get clothed first. It feels dirty to sit on a toilet just after I have washed if I dont get dressed first.
#367
Posted 16 May 2016 - 05:13 PM
Having a kid turns toilet time into "deep introspective personal time." The ability to be pants-less is mostly just a bonus.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#368
Posted 19 May 2016 - 06:46 AM
Switzerland is now officially on the map. Was previously only an airport poop.
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#369
Posted 19 May 2016 - 07:38 AM
And a wee airport poop, Zurich airports a new one too.
Actually my airport poop list would be pretty impressive
Actually my airport poop list would be pretty impressive
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#370
Posted 19 May 2016 - 08:17 AM
Once again I am quite jealous of your poopability...
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#371
Posted 19 May 2016 - 03:15 PM
I need to do more travelling. Lately all my poops have been uninspired. I'm hoping when i'm on a college schedule that my summer breaks will allow for some trips to toilets i've been dreaming of.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#373
Posted 22 June 2016 - 07:47 PM
Great... Now I need a VR Headset.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#374
Posted 23 June 2016 - 05:10 PM
I wasn't sold on VR til I saw that. Now I must have it.
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#375
Posted 23 July 2016 - 07:24 AM
Goddamn it there are three toilets in this house, and whichever I choose someone always decides to find something important to do right outside the door.
I actually hate indoor toilets, I'd rather have one of those outdoor ones you have to walk through some trees to get to, where you get a bit of privacy. Shitting in your house just seems weird to me. Plus my personal pet hate of all time is being able to hear other people use the bathroom.
I actually hate indoor toilets, I'd rather have one of those outdoor ones you have to walk through some trees to get to, where you get a bit of privacy. Shitting in your house just seems weird to me. Plus my personal pet hate of all time is being able to hear other people use the bathroom.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#376
Posted 23 July 2016 - 09:36 AM
I blocked the toilet this morning.
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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#377
Posted 17 August 2016 - 09:58 AM
Had chicken breast atop a bed of spiced haggis with a cream sauce for dinner last night.
Poop smells like savoury haggis/ black pudding today.
Wonderful stuff
Poop smells like savoury haggis/ black pudding today.
Wonderful stuff
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"