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#8681 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 09:24 PM

He might have oral herpes! Globally, as you likely know, about 2/3 of the world's population under 50 has it: https://www.who.int/...ex-virus-type-1

In fact, if you've ever read or posted in the Let's Talk About Sex thread there's a strong chance you contracted it from there.

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 09:40 PM

View Postworry, on 29 March 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

He might have oral herpes! Globally, as you likely know, about 2/3 of the world's population under 50 has it: https://www.who.int/...ex-virus-type-1

In fact, if you've ever read or posted in the Let's Talk About Sex thread there's a strong chance you contracted it from there.


I did not know that! Looks like it affects 49% of women and 39% of men in the Americas. Maybe he does have it and is just asymptomatic.

EDIT: and I agree, Biden is not (and should not be considered to be) a viable candidate.

EDIT2: Worry, I wanted to read all those new tweeties! Where'd they go?

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 09:45 PM

But on a more serious note, I hope all these stories derail Biden's campaign before it gets started, because he's a gross old lackwit I don't ever want to have to choose. But we can't afford four more years of this. A lot of people couldn't afford the first four:



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Posted 29 March 2019 - 09:45 PM

Now we're out of order!
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Posted 31 March 2019 - 07:04 AM

I'm confident only the necessary and appropriate redactions will be made to the Mueller Report prior to it being released. Posted Image
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Posted 31 March 2019 - 08:18 PM

This pretty much encompasses Fox News. Referring to El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras as "Mexican Countries"

This is our presidents favorite show!!!


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Posted 03 April 2019 - 03:41 AM

Neat.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 08:09 AM

Is peak trump possible? The man outdoes himself every day!

Wind turbines cause cancer! The noise they make causes cancer!!!!!
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 08:49 AM

Don't forget he called them windmills. He doesn't even know the right word for the thing he's saying generates noises that cause cancer.
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 08:49 AM

View PostCause, on 04 April 2019 - 08:09 AM, said:

Is peak trump possible? The man outdoes himself every day!

Wind turbines cause cancer! The noise they make causes cancer!!!!!


The words "Trump" and "peak" should not be used together. Try "trough", or even "nadir".
But I think we will all discover there is no "bottoming out" with him, he just continues an infinite descent.
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 12:39 PM

View PostSilencer, on 04 April 2019 - 08:49 AM, said:

Don't forget he called them windmills. He doesn't even know the right word for the thing he's saying generates noises that cause cancer.


He also tried to pronounce 'Origins' like five times and bungled it into something like "oranges".

And confused his own grandfather (who was an immigrant born in Germany) with his father, born in NYC.

As my wife noted, this kind of stuff is VERY indicative of clinical dementia she sees every day at her job with geriatrics. Like these things are on the main list of warning signs.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 02:05 PM

We're all being played by a 9th dimensional Monopoly master. Trump is dropping bread crumbs that suggest he's got dementia so that when we try to prosecute him, he can claim to be a weak old man. You wouldn't impeach a sick man, would you?
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 02:21 PM

View PostAptorian, on 04 April 2019 - 02:05 PM, said:

We're all being played by a 9th dimensional Monopoly master. Trump is dropping bread crumbs that suggest he's got dementia so that when we try to prosecute him, he can claim to be a weak old man. You wouldn't impeach a sick man, would you?


This stuff is tough to fake all together though, he would have had to read a book about dementia, and remember to stay in character to do it all the time...and his father died of the disease (was diagnosed 6 years before his death, so he would have been 87 at the time...but the diseases onset and symptoms would have been present years earlier, so mid-70's would run about right for the warning signs to start to crop up), so it runs in his family.
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 02:25 PM

Well, he does have a very good a brain.
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 02:32 PM

Somebody call for the aloe-vera...LOL!


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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:45 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

Somebody call for the aloe-vera...LOL!




im seriously expecting for the irs to finally admit that he was not and is not under audit
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 05:37 PM

View PostCause, on 04 April 2019 - 04:45 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 April 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

Somebody call for the aloe-vera...LOL!




im seriously expecting for the irs to finally admit that he was not and is not under audit


I'll go you one better. According to the IRS, you don't go under years of audit like this unless you are shady AF and have bad business dealings...so either he lied about being under audit....or he is under audit and he's a criminal.
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Posted 04 April 2019 - 07:35 PM

Everyone interested in dying of preventable food-borne illness, can I get a "hell yeah!"


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Posted 05 April 2019 - 10:58 AM

Trumps new pick to join the federal reserve advocates the gold standard?

What year is it?
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Posted 05 April 2019 - 11:14 AM

View PostCause, on 05 April 2019 - 10:58 AM, said:

Trumps new pick to join the federal reserve advocates the gold standard?

What year is it?


Probably some sort of sea-steader libertarian.
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