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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#101 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 03:19 PM

(some of these are reposts from version 1)


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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 03:30 AM

Hey Rodeo, I didn't know you owned a limo?

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:08 AM

http://www.the-gutte.../125-scott-cohn

I'm not massively into comics, but I like Sohmer's "The Gutters". Especially when Abyss and Tiste's love child is featured in panel #3:

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#105 User is offline   Icarium Kalam 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:10 AM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 23 April 2011 - 10:55 AM, said:

What is that picture from? That must go way back. The 70s? 80s?

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That would be Rick Moranis possible in Honey I shrunk the kids...i was mistaken It the movie Little Shop of Horrors

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'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:13 AM

That looks like the bang school bus.

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View PostIcarium Kalam, on 24 April 2011 - 05:10 AM, said:

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 23 April 2011 - 10:55 AM, said:

What is that picture from? That must go way back. The 70s? 80s?

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That would be Rick Moranis possible in Honey I shrunk the kids...i was mistaken It the movie Little Shop of Horrors


No you fool, the moranis pic was just a reaction face posted because all text posts are not allowed.

I was talking about the picture above my post with Gandalf and John Hurt.

By the way when uploading pictures, if you click the "add to post" icon to right after you upload it, it will appear as a quotable text box in the post, making it possible to to quote your post without the picture going missing.

Also that will remove that annoying white box surrounding uploaded pictures.

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:13 AM

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I wholeheartedly support this one:
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and in case of the zombiecalypse, I must get me one of these:
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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:18 AM

Is that building photoshopped? The bottom section is open in one shot and close in another, but from the various angles I can't see any section that will swing around and cover it.

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:22 AM

I think the walls slide. See in the first picture there's a gap at the bottom right, and in the second one it extends all the way back?

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 12:18 PM

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 01:03 PM

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 12:25 AM

Proof that time travel is possible (link to the museum this picture is at http://www.virtualmu...ork+bridge&ci=#) Taken in the 1940's at some bridge reopening ceremony. You tell me wtf that guy is doing there with a hoddie, some kind of SLR camera, and raybands.

And a picture I took just a droplet of water fell from an indoor plant

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 12:31 AM

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 12:47 AM

A classic that came up in the break-up thread:

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 01:06 AM

Actual worlds longest cat
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The ram was actually rescued
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:31 AM

View PostKnowing, on 25 April 2011 - 12:25 AM, said:

Proof that time travel is possible (link to the museum this picture is at http://www.virtualmu...ork+bridge&ci=#) Taken in the 1940's at some bridge reopening ceremony. You tell me wtf that guy is doing there with a hoddie, some kind of SLR camera, and raybands.



Hooded sweaters were not unheard of back then, sunglasses were fairly widespread by the 1940's, and the camera...not an SLR...that's actually what early handheld cameras looked like. My father has an old camera collection and some of his ones from that era look just like the one in his hand.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:42 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 25 April 2011 - 03:31 AM, said:

View PostKnowing, on 25 April 2011 - 12:25 AM, said:

Proof that time travel is possible (link to the museum this picture is at http://www.virtualmu...ork+bridge&ci=#) Taken in the 1940's at some bridge reopening ceremony. You tell me wtf that guy is doing there with a hoddie, some kind of SLR camera, and raybands.



Hooded sweaters were not unheard of back then, sunglasses were fairly widespread by the 1940's, and the camera...not an SLR...that's actually what early handheld cameras looked like. My father has an old camera collection and some of his ones from that era look just like the one in his hand.

SO THERE I WAS

JUST BROWSING THE PICS THREAD

WHEN SUDDENLY

A POST WITHOUT A PICTURE!

I KNOW, IT'S SHOCKING THAT SOMEONE WOULD BREAK THE RULES AGAIN AFTER THEY'VE BEEN POINTED OUT REPEATEDLY ON EVERY PAGE

BUT I GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T RESPECT OTHERS

OR MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME BUT THERE IS NO ROOM FOR CONSIDERATION WITH CAPSLOCK


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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 25 April 2011 - 03:49 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 04:21 AM

So that's Toby, Rodeo, Sombra, DW, Bubba and I banned outright, while it'd only cost Apt a shilling and four pence to take SJP on a date. Civilisation has gone very wrong somewhere.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:05 AM

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