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#3581 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 12:05 PM

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A drought in the Amazon uncovered ancient, eerie face carvings that look like emojis

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Drought in Amazon Uncovered Ancient Carvings That Look Like Emojis (businessinsider.com)




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Consider also the long and bountiful history of Chinese painting, in which[...] scholar-artists frequently demonstrated their erudition by painting in explicit homage to masters from the past. For these literati painters, what mattered more than technical skill or aesthetic progression was an artist's spontaneous creativity as channeled through previous masterpieces. There's a painting I love in the Palace Museum in Beijing by Zhao Mengfu, a prince and scholar working during the Yuan dynasty, that dates to around 1310 but incorporates styles from several other periods. Spartan trees, whose branches hook like crab claws, derive from Song examples a few centuries earlier. A clump of bamboo in the corner coheres through strict, tight brushwork pioneered by the Han dynasty a thousand years before. Alongside the trees and rocks the artist added an inscription:


The rocks are like flying-white, the trees are like seal script,
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Only when one masters this secret
Will he understand that calligraphy and painting have always been one.

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[...] He was sublimating styles, some from the recent past and some of great antiquity, into a series of recombinatory elements that an artist of his time could deploy in concert. [...] Without ever worrying about novelty, you could still speak directly to your time. You could express your tenderest feelings, or face up to the upheavals of your age, in the overlapping styles of artists long dead.

[...] If the arts are to matter in the 21st century, we must still believe that they can collectively manifest our lives and feelings: that they can constitute a Geistgeschichte, or "history of spirit," as the German idealists used to say. This was entirely possible before modernism, and it is possible after. [...]

[...] Surely it would be healthier — and who knows what might flower — if we accepted and even embraced the end of stylistic progress, and at last took seriously the digital present we are disavowing. [...] Culture is stuck? Progress is dead? I died a hundred times, a poet once said, and kept singing.

Why Culture Has Come to a Standstill - The New York Times (nytimes.com)


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The guy with the coffee coming out of his eye/nose/chin/cheek/fingers...

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Coffee extracts from: Untitled series / Kara Lortie / Cursed AI
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#3582 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 09:53 PM

Curious.
Are these supposed to show us how AI is patently unfunny or what??
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#3583 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 11:04 PM

View PostMacros, on 25 October 2023 - 09:53 PM, said:

Curious.
Are these supposed to show us how AI is patently unfunny or what??


'Hey Bing tell me a joke'

Bing AI:

'let it atach

let it bite

LET IT FEED'

lol

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'WHY IS CRICKEN'

that's why...

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 26 October 2023 - 12:01 AM

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#3584 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 26 October 2023 - 05:17 AM

I think these are hilarious. Especially the "Oops I pooped!" one.
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#3585 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 04 November 2023 - 07:58 PM

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Bing logic: "Santa going down the chimney meathole"

Cursed AI | Bing logic: "Santa going down the chimney meathole"

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Yolkism - Death and the Yolk - Cursed AI


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After using this promt I got lock for 24 hours for "abusing the system". But it worth it. I did it for you guys. ❤️💕💞Enjoy.

Cursed AI | After using this promt I got lock for 24 hours for "abusing the system"





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#3586 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 05 November 2023 - 11:51 PM

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Meathole too controversial for you, Bing? Interstellar meat portal it is, then. - Cursed AI
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#3587 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 10 November 2023 - 04:14 PM

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Midjourney doesn't know how to play the trumpet properly

Midjourney Official | Midjourney doesn't know how to play the trumpet properly


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This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 10 November 2023 - 04:14 PM

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#3588 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 23 November 2023 - 01:41 AM

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Cursed AI | An orange cat somehow found his way to the international space station, begging the crew to let him in, we can see them celebrate
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#3589 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 29 November 2023 - 11:37 PM

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Damn but AI can exhibit a dry sense of humor (... dry as a black hole? and drier than death's dreamings...).

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Determined to confront your fear, you return to the abandoned McDonald's where Ronald McDonald first terrorized you. The empty restaurant, bathed in the cold glow of the moon, feels ominous and unwelcoming.

As you step inside, the silence is quickly broken by that familiar, sinister giggle. You tense up, scanning the shadows. Then, from the darkness, emerges Ronald, far worse than before, his yellow eyes glowing intensely, but it's his spider-like limbs that send you into a …

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#3590 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 23 December 2023 - 08:02 PM

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Cursed AI - Catzilla Melts the Ice to Free ...

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Cursed AI - Christmas Present
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#3591 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 25 December 2023 - 05:03 PM

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Cursed AI - Santa Long Mouth

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Cursed AI - 'mom ruind the Christmas dinner' - 'Dad didn't spill a drop of his beer though'

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Cursed AI - 'This is some advanced yoga' - 'ouch'

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Cursed AI Xmas boxing

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Cursed AI - Unconsciousness for Xmas

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Cursed AI - Xmas is a Heraclitean fire and all hoses flow into the same stream


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Cursed AI - Santa and his Reindeer Served the Elves
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#3592 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 03 January 2024 - 02:15 AM

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Opinion | Things I Thought Made Sense Just Don’t Anymore - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

'Release the Kardashian' lol...
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#3593 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 January 2024 - 01:37 AM

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In New Show, Lingít Artist Nicholas Galanin Shows What Decolonization Actually Looks Like

[...] "Interference Patterns," at SITE Santa Fe opens with something that the multidisciplinary Lingít and Unangax artist posits is uniquely American: a scream. [...]


[...] When visitors engage the work by screaming, it is disruptive across the museum.
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'kʼidéin yéi jeené (You're doing such a good job)', [...] features Galanin speaking off-camera in Lingít in words of support, love, care, endearment, and affirmation to his son, whose delighted face centers the screen. The video is paired with Loom, [...] mimicking a totem pole; it is constructed out of children's desks and deconstructed chairs carved with Lingít formlines in pencil. The work references the long history of North American residential schools that forcibly removed Indigenous children from their families in order to assimilate them into white American or Canadian culture. Adjacent to that work is Indian Children's Bracelet, a pair of small handcuffs engraved with clan tattoos, another reference to the prison-like detainment these schools inflicted upon their Indigenous students. [...]

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[...] In the process of making the video, he taught himself to speak Lingít. "I was relearning a language that was removed from my culture via forced assimilation and colonial violence as near as my father's generation,"

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[...] The Value of Sharpness: When It Falls (2019), an array of 60 porcelain hatchets decorated with Delftware floral motifs and gilded edges that hang in an arc, as if just thrown, from clear threads. [...] Break in Case of Emergency, [...] porcelain sculptures of fire axes encased in glass boxes. The axes, like the hatchets, represent "the tools we have been given in replacement by an oppressive government," Galanin explained. Purely decorative and fragile by nature, they cannot save or protect or provide. "The real value of the hatchets is that, when they break, there will finally be a sharp edge that we can utilize as a tool," he added.

[...] Another porcelain work, American Talking Stick, is shaped like a police baton, sarcastically contrasting Indigenous talking sticks—used at large gatherings—with the tools of police violence, wielded against protesters and marginalized peoples.

[...] Galanin made that solidarity tangible when he and Merritt Johnson asked the National Gallery of Art to remove their sculpture from its current exhibition on contemporary Indigenous art. They asked the museum to do so "due to US government funding of Israel's military assault and genocide against the Palestinian people,"

Nicholas Galanin's Exhibition Shows What Decolonization Looks Like – ARTnews.com



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merican Talking Stick, Declaration, 2023 asserts that the primary mode to speak and be heard in settler-colonial governments is through the threat of violence–but also that this practice can ultimately not withstand resistance.

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The totem pole of desks---as if extending a wing to fly (or many wings?...)?
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#3594 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 12 February 2024 - 02:16 AM

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#3595 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 17 April 2024 - 09:24 PM

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The first Native American artist to represent the US with a solo show at the [Venice] Biennale [...] Gibson—a member of the Mississippi Band of Choctaw Indians and of Cherokee descent—draws on his heritage but also remixes it in radical fashion in works that include pointed decorative elements (intricate beadwork, vintage pins, found objects like belt buckles and bags) and text drawn from what an exhibition pamphlet describes as sources ranging from Dakota proverbs and the songs of Nina Simone to excerpts from legislative documents. The effect of it all is celebratory and defiant, disquieting and full of righteous rage.

Inside Jeffrey Gibson's US Pavilion at the Venice Biennale (artnews.com)


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"WE WANT TO BE FREE"

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"WE ARE MADE BY HISTORY"

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"if there is no struggle there is no progress"

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"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT" (this is a reference to the most famous part of the US Declaration of Independence: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal")

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#3596 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 24 April 2024 - 08:19 PM

Animals and wildlife photographers. :D

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