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#81 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 05:18 PM

View PostGeneral Pattonhammer, on 21 April 2011 - 04:39 PM, said:

I don't know about that. Jordan is pretty bloated these days and tired with bloodshot eyes (all that gambling and drinking he does). Gates is slogging mosquito nets through jungles in Africa. I think Gates can take him. And Gates v Jobs ("mano y mano") in a fist fight is not even a contest.


True. Jobs just needs to stare at him with the crazy eyes.
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#82 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 05:56 PM

THREE POSTS WITHOUT IMAGES

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#83 User is offline   POOPOO MCBUMFACE 

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:21 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 21 April 2011 - 05:56 PM, said:

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That's fucking incredible.

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Clooney looks on with stern resolution. A man who's seen it all. He has stared into the Goatse, and the Goatse stared back, but he did not blink. A man who starred in Ocean's Twelve and can still look at himself in the mirror.
Bridges looks on in sheer childlike amusement. Faced even with Goatse, the dude abides.
McGregor attempts a stern frown, trying to ape his mentor Clooney. But all can see the tremble of his lip, the falter of his brow. All can see that he is seconds from breaking.
Spacey's expression is faintly amused, yet mystifying. He knows something about Goatse, something us mere mortals are not privy to. Keyser Soze fills us with questions once again.
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:43 PM

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#85 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:00 PM

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 08:34 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 21 April 2011 - 12:30 PM, said:

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 20 April 2011 - 11:00 PM, said:

The Authority comic is funny because they're a gay couple.


Fixed for accuracy.



Ouch, thanks. Should've taken one more second to think about that haha :)

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 08:37 PM

So Skynet is on the net according to T3. Looks like it's spent too much time on the net...

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 09:27 PM

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Posted 22 April 2011 - 01:33 AM

Troll t-shirt

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 22 April 2011 - 04:02 AM

View Postadjutant stormy, on 21 April 2011 - 12:04 PM, said:

So, for comparison, what the HELL does Tali look like under the mask?


And why does this deserve neg rep?

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Posted 22 April 2011 - 04:07 AM

BECAUSE IT'S A POST WITHOUT A PICTURE, WHICH IS BREAKING THE THREAD RULE

LIKE THAT ONE IS

I SUGGEST YOU FIX IT

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#92 User is offline   Icarium Kalam 

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Posted 22 April 2011 - 02:43 PM

Baby chewbacca

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'We are not born innocent, simply unmeasured.' <Hull Beddict>
'Because a god visits her, Fist. He comes to break her heart. Again and again.'<Nether>
'Fucking dragon.' <Fiddler>
Take my breath. But not this one, not this one. <Apsalar>
'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>
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Posted 22 April 2011 - 03:49 PM

A little Dr. Who.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 01:30 AM

View PostShiara, on 21 April 2011 - 01:01 PM, said:

I found this pretty funny:


Ummm ... what??? :D

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 02:15 AM

Ehehehe.

I had just told Cyphon I'd love to see the two of you meet, and that you'd do his head in :D
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 08:03 AM

Yes, your selective screen capping just makes me look weird, thanks for the context. I was provoked I tells you!

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 10:31 AM

It's true, I set him up but 'twas all in good fun, I knew Sombra wouldn't take it seriously. I'm sorry if I actually offended anyone with that post, it just made me giggle lots (but then, I was rather tipsy at the time and that basically turns me into a giggle-machine).

Awesome pic:

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#98 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 10:55 AM

What is that picture from? That must go way back. The 70s? 80s?

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 01:31 PM

View PostShiara, on 23 April 2011 - 10:31 AM, said:

Awesome pic:


Is that John Hurt AND Ian McKellen?! That IS an awesome picture.
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Posted 23 April 2011 - 03:16 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 23 April 2011 - 01:31 PM, said:

View PostShiara, on 23 April 2011 - 10:31 AM, said:

Awesome pic:


Is that John Hurt AND Ian McKellen?! That IS an awesome picture.


Two posts in one page with NO PHOTO! :D :D :D FAIL FAIL FAIL!

Luckily, this thread comes equipped with : BIG JIM SLADE!

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