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Posted 11 May 2011 - 10:39 PM
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 10:45 PM
This is what happens when you're home alone on a Saturday night and Lord of the Rings is on. An exchange I had with a friend:
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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#235
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 10:47 PM
You're gonna have to clue me in?
EDIT: ERr, Patton's post.
EDIT: ERr, Patton's post.
This post has been edited by adjutant stormy: 11 May 2011 - 10:47 PM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#236
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:01 PM
adjutant stormy, on 11 May 2011 - 10:47 PM, said:
You're gonna have to clue me in?
EDIT: ERr, Patton's post.
EDIT: ERr, Patton's post.
It's Starbuck having coffee with Starbuck, in a Starbucks.
#237
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:06 PM
Mmmm.
I didn't know they let you smoke in Starbucks.
I didn't know they let you smoke in Starbucks.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#238
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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:27 PM
They're not smoking, they are posing with cigars (if you notice, they are not lit).
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:03 AM
40k taken up to eleven and beyond:
siege
more siege
and even more siege
and because I keep saying that a miniature of an Imperator titan would be insane
siege
more siege
and even more siege
and because I keep saying that a miniature of an Imperator titan would be insane
This post has been edited by Garak: 12 May 2011 - 01:12 AM
The meaning of life is BOOM!!!
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:11 AM
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration
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Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.
Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration
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Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#241
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 08:40 AM
Centz, that picture reminds me of someone ...
If I ate both your brainzzzz, what powerz would I get?
If I ate both your brainzzzz, what powerz would I get?
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#242
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 08:46 AM
Found two pics of that Imperator on dev art.
The meaning of life is BOOM!!!
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 08:56 AM
Battle Plaptypus, on 12 May 2011 - 08:52 AM, said:
What is the background information on that thing?
I CAUGHT YOU APT. I CAUGHT YOU. NEG REP FOR THE NEG REPPER.
My current desktop (no idea what it's from/if it's from something, but it's ridiculous and kinda awesome. Spoiled for size.):
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#245
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 09:16 AM
See now if you'd done that orginially Silencer, you wouldn't have a rebellion on your hands.
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Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.
MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 09:35 AM
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What is the background information on that thing?
Taken from the Lexicanum
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The Imperator is one of the larger examples of an Emperor Titan. Only the most battle-hardened Princeps are given command of an Imperator. In comparison to Battle Titans of all classes, Imperators are rare with most Titan Legions only able to field three or four Imperators in a campaign. The Grand Masters of Titan legions often use Imperator Titans, modified to a greater or lesser degree, as mobile headquarters. From here they issue commands to the whole legion or even lead vital assaults personally if the situation warrants it.
Imperators are employed most of the time as vast mobile fortresses to strengthen vulnerable sectors of the battlefront or to act as a reserve force behind the front-line. When a major offensive begins, Imperator Titans spearhead massive assaults of men and machines, their terrifying firepower blasting a path through enemy lines.
A complete company of infantry plus supporting troops can be housed on board the Imperator to guard it against infantry assault or be transported to a vital objective.
The Imperator is configured to deliver salvos of devastation at all ranges, the fire intensifying as the Imperator closes with its target. However, Imperators are not normally equipped to fight other Titans in close combat. Instead they rely on their deadly firepower to cripple opponents before they get too close.3
According to the scale diagram from the Imperator's Apocalypse datasheet, it stands approximately 39" tall on tabletop, equivalent to 55.5 meters (166ft) in real life.
Dies Irae,2 the famous Chaos Imperator Titan that laid siege to the Imperial Palace, was stated as being 43m (130ft) tall, though it is by no means clear that Dies Irae had cathedral spires, serving as it was during the time of the Imperial Truth.
Imperators are employed most of the time as vast mobile fortresses to strengthen vulnerable sectors of the battlefront or to act as a reserve force behind the front-line. When a major offensive begins, Imperator Titans spearhead massive assaults of men and machines, their terrifying firepower blasting a path through enemy lines.
A complete company of infantry plus supporting troops can be housed on board the Imperator to guard it against infantry assault or be transported to a vital objective.
The Imperator is configured to deliver salvos of devastation at all ranges, the fire intensifying as the Imperator closes with its target. However, Imperators are not normally equipped to fight other Titans in close combat. Instead they rely on their deadly firepower to cripple opponents before they get too close.3
According to the scale diagram from the Imperator's Apocalypse datasheet, it stands approximately 39" tall on tabletop, equivalent to 55.5 meters (166ft) in real life.
Dies Irae,2 the famous Chaos Imperator Titan that laid siege to the Imperial Palace, was stated as being 43m (130ft) tall, though it is by no means clear that Dies Irae had cathedral spires, serving as it was during the time of the Imperial Truth.
The meaning of life is BOOM!!!
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 10:19 AM
Cyphon, on 12 May 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:
See now if you'd done that orginially Silencer, you wouldn't have a rebellion on your hands.
Did everyone miss the part where the board wouldn't allow image uploads? I was kinda busy, doing important, admin-y stuff.
Besides, 'rebellions' are fun. They give me something to do when the board isn't crashing and/or burning.
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#248
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 12:29 PM
Yeah, but you could link pics from offsite as usual. You're just lazy.
Also, if we're allowing desktops, here's a small selection from my misc folder:
(small is perhaps a slight lie)
Also, if we're allowing desktops, here's a small selection from my misc folder:
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(small is perhaps a slight lie)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:35 PM
...and I love this one cause I LOATHE hipsters!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
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"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#251
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:45 PM
I want to go to there...
...and the award for coolest kid ever goes to...
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
