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#252 cerveza_fiesta

Outdoor Tractivities !

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:50 PM

Garak, on 12 May 2011 - 08:46 AM, said:

Found two pics of that Imperator on dev art.

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That thing is pretty sweet, but only in its size. As in you could have a full Warhammer battle on it even though it is a "figurine" itself.

Aside from size, it kinda sucks. It really, really lacks detail for something so huge, and what a boring-ass paintjob.

When you've got that much blank canvas to work with, you don't just leave it blank. All of those armor panels should be polluted with battle scars and sweet detailed paintjobs, runes, insignias, etc...and it should have a massive crew of equally cool-painted guys all over it to fill in the platforms.

Example: if you're going to use beer glasses for towers on top, at least *try* to disguise the fact that they're beer glasses....a flat grey paintjob ain't cutting it.

Not saying I could have done better, but the guy who built it definitely could have.

and a picture so I don't get fucking neg-repped.

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a wallpaper of my new favourite video game. Seriously having fun with it. Alone. At night..........eek!

This post has been edited by cerveza_fiesta: 12 May 2011 - 01:52 PM

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#253 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 02:21 PM

Dead Space wallpapers, you say?

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#254 Shinrei

charin charin

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 02:34 PM

I first read Illy's picture as "Ninjas can't catch the Emperor's Finnest"

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#255 Loki

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:53 AM

It walks - LIKE A MAN!??!

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Nature has gone crazy!!!

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Good boy, Fido. Good boy!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#256 Gothos

Map painting expert

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 07:32 AM

No sleeping in lectures!
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#257 Tapper

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 08:08 AM

Gothos, on 13 May 2011 - 07:32 AM, said:

No sleeping in lectures!
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Pretty girl.

Don't fall asleep with yoghurt in your hand:

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and twitter in 1940:

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#258 Tapper

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 11:43 AM

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The translation:

Milton Blok, go fuck your own wife, and stay away from mine!

In the same vein (metro uk):

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edit 2: the answer to her question is probably: "yes".

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#259 Tapper

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 02:38 PM

And to complete my triptych:

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#260 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:12 PM

What is "it?"

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#261 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:25 PM

#262 Beezulbubba

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:52 PM

#263 Tapper

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:03 PM

Battle Plaptypus, on 13 May 2011 - 04:25 PM, said:

That made me sneeze yoghurt. Was the laptop OK?

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#264 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:37 PM

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The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#265 QuickTidal

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:38 PM

This...this is awesome!

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and this last one because it concerns one of the most compelling portraits (and stories) ever to grace the cover of National Geographic.

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#266 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:58 PM

risking the neg rep, i have to know.
did they ever find that girl or is that the aged search photo that was sent out?

also, wh40k behemoth.
He is the father to a murdered titan, husband to a murdered titanesse, and he will have his bloody vengeance on choas, in that incarnation, or when his seed is carried to the next

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

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#267 QuickTidal

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 06:10 PM

Macros, on 13 May 2011 - 05:58 PM, said:

That's actually her. The photo I posted there is actually from the follow-up story about what happened to her. Here's linkage to said story.

http://ngm.nationalg...girl/index-text

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