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General Pattonhammer, on 04 May 2011 - 04:37 PM, said:
I don't know whether to be appalled and disturbed by that (that she abused him with an XBox controller), or impressed that he gets to eat gooey treats while being serviced downstairs.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 04:47 PM
I don't know whether to be appalled and disturbed by that (that she abused him with an XBox controller), or impressed that he gets to eat gooey treats while being serviced downstairs.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 04:59 PM
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 11:23 PM
I was going to say "heh heh yeah Xanth is fucking weird that wouldn't be far off" and then I Googled and it's an actual book. Uh.
Also, if any unfortunate souls haven't seen it already:
Also, if any unfortunate souls haven't seen it already:
This post has been edited by POOPOO MCBUMFACE: 04 May 2011 - 11:23 PM
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 12:24 AM
Piers Anthony is a pretty good fantasy author, but his prolific punsterism frequently gets to epic groan levels.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 01:22 AM
worrywort, on 04 May 2011 - 10:14 PM, said:
I don't know anything about Piers Anthony's work, but why does this exist?
Piers Anthony has amassed an enormous fan following for works involving a magical land in which puns have actual magical power and innuendo/sexual things have effects beyond normal. There is an enormous amount of "Heehee, see what I did there" and not all that oblique references to sex or sexual things. For most young men in Xanth who haven't gotten laid yet, seeing panties will often stun and/or knock them out. It's somewhat satirical of 1950s era sexuality, but honestly, Anthony has basically let his fans take over what he writes by using the puns they send in to create sort of haphazard stories around them. The man makes money and satisfies a very strange demographic, but he hasn't written a book truly worth reading in decades.
The particular book you pointed out (The Color of Her Panties) was written in 1992. The Xanth series is still ongoing today and lots of people still buy 'em.
I'm speaking as someone who sort of liked the Apprentice Adept series, not as an Anthony hater.
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 02:54 AM
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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 07:37 AM
D'oh!
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 08:10 PM
amphibian, on 05 May 2011 - 01:22 AM, said:
worrywort, on 04 May 2011 - 10:14 PM, said:
I don't know anything about Piers Anthony's work, but why does this exist?
Piers Anthony has amassed an enormous fan following for works involving a magical land in which puns have actual magical power and innuendo/sexual things have effects beyond normal. There is an enormous amount of "Heehee, see what I did there" and not all that oblique references to sex or sexual things. For most young men in Xanth who haven't gotten laid yet, seeing panties will often stun and/or knock them out. It's somewhat satirical of 1950s era sexuality, but honestly, Anthony has basically let his fans take over what he writes by using the puns they send in to create sort of haphazard stories around them. The man makes money and satisfies a very strange demographic, but he hasn't written a book truly worth reading in decades.
The particular book you pointed out (The Color of Her Panties) was written in 1992. The Xanth series is still ongoing today and lots of people still buy 'em.
I'm speaking as someone who sort of liked the Apprentice Adept series, not as an Anthony hater.
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Yep, all this like Amph said.
Funnily enough it was upon seeing THE COLOR OF HER PANTIES myself that made me look into the man and even try to read a xanth book.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:04 PM
Portal 2 spoiler (kinda, just one joke, but a good one)
EDIT: Funny, I'm almost positive I uploaded it.
EDITEDIT: Oh, that's right, the uploader isn't working. Here's a different, similarly vaguely spoilerific image.
Spoiler
EDIT: Funny, I'm almost positive I uploaded it.
EDITEDIT: Oh, that's right, the uploader isn't working. Here's a different, similarly vaguely spoilerific image.
This post has been edited by adjutant stormy: 07 May 2011 - 10:34 PM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:43 PM
(psst you can't hotlink from there and any threads from that board have a half-life of minutes so you should have saved it and uploaded it here)
(and if you couldn't because you're at work, you'll find being there is a little worse than downloading pics from the internet when it comes to bosses)
(my face when I realised I can't upload pictures to the forum)
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(and if you couldn't because you're at work, you'll find being there is a little worse than downloading pics from the internet when it comes to bosses)
(my face when I realised I can't upload pictures to the forum)
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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 08 May 2011 - 02:26 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:40 PM
No picture!?!?!? Pot, meet kettle.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 02:32 AM
It's a fair cop, guv - sometimes the Post Whatever thread ISN'T the Post Whatever thread at all! It's the Pics thread! And then you find out you can't go and upload an image in your post because it doesn't work for you yet! And then you look like this:
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 04:23 PM
Not as good (in terms of image similarity) as the last Tintin bunch I posted, but still good.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
