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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#141 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 12:22 AM

You say that like there is the possiblity that it might not be.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 15 April 2011 - 06:51 AM

Sometimes I forget I'm not a Mongol warrior and then I feel sad.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#143 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 03:23 PM

There are drugs that can correct that.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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#144 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 09:47 PM

View PostLoki, on 15 April 2011 - 06:51 AM, said:

Sometimes I forget I'm not a Mongol warrior and then I feel sad.



View PostAbyss, on 15 April 2011 - 03:23 PM, said:

There are drugs that can correct that.

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It worked for her.

This post has been edited by Tapper: 15 April 2011 - 09:48 PM

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#145 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 01:55 AM

@Tapper - Awesome :D





"Call me Snake."

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#146 User is offline   Gatekeeper 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:51 AM

Ha, Loki, so Escape was on the other night, and I said out loud "Oh, Loki would think this was funny, right after we talked about it." To this my girlfriend responded "Who's Loki?" and I said "Oh,this chick on the internet that I thought was a guy buts a girl and she and I like this movie." My girlfriend looked at me weird and later didnt give me any. Thanks you.
HAIL THE MARINES!
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#147 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:18 AM

"Sad story. You got a smoke?"


~ Loki - Cock Blocking Since 2002 :D





I watched Escape from LA this morning - it was either make breakfast or watch Snake.........I went with Snake.

This post has been edited by Loki: 17 April 2011 - 03:20 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#148 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:47 AM

Wigga wogga wooool, I am the dancing fool.

Oh, and is there Love in Space?
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 17 April 2011 - 08:44 AM

"In space, no one can hear you d'awwwww"
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#150 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 10:58 AM

Memory Lane


You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#151 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 11:06 AM

Burn - Ha! Foolish mouse, you're running nowhere.

Defiance - Yep, and you still can't catch me!


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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!

This post has been edited by Loki: 17 April 2011 - 11:08 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#152 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:32 PM

What exactly is that contraption you have there?
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#153 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:38 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 17 April 2011 - 12:32 PM, said:

What exactly is that contraption you have there?


It's a mouse cage :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#154 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:56 PM

Yes but...it seems to have a whole bunch of extra features which would give it the appearance of some sort of mouce cloning facility being guarded by the Catty Legion -- an army of monsterous supercats.

That, sir, is more than just a mouse cage!
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#155 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 01:04 PM

No mouse of mine was going to have anything less than an awesome space-age fortress!


And this is why we never eat at the dinner table....

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Thank you, Whiskeyjack!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#156 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 05:35 AM

View PostLoki, on 17 April 2011 - 11:06 AM, said:

Burn - Ha! Foolish mouse, you're running nowhere.

Defiance - Yep, and you still can't catch me!


Posted Image


BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!



Wow, Burn is getting big - I haven't seen her since she was small enough to hold in the palm of my hand (SO CUTE).
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#157 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 05:41 AM

@Shiara - I could bring her over for a play date :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#158 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 05:42 AM

Play date with the cat that got stuck under the stairs? It hasn't come back since it tried to claw its way through our front door.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#159 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 06:12 AM

Fiiiiine, I'll come over and we'll have a play date :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#160 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 07:10 AM

And pretend to be kittehs?




...I could do that :D


(but no tongue baths, I MEAN IT)
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