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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#21 Darkwatch

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:40 PM

General Pattonhammer, on 06 April 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

Used to always get the Schott's Almanac Day Calendar. It sucks they discontinued after 2009. Anyway, I keep some of the interesting days at my desk. Here is one titled Swords and Their Wielders

Excalibur...................................................................King Authur
Waske.......................................................................Iring
Naegling, Hrunting.................................................Beowulf
Sanglamore............................................................Braggadochio
Arondight.................................................................Lancelot
Balisard...................................................................Ruggiero
Curtana....................................................................Edward the Confessor
Greysteel.................................................................Koll the Thrall
Tizona......................................................................El Cid
Mimung...................................................................Wittich
Angervadil..............................................................Frithiof
Ascalon..................................................................St. George
Morglay...................................................................Sir Bevis
Joyeuse.................................................................Charlemagne
Zulflagar................................................................Ali
Cortana................................................................Ogier the Dane
Baptism, Florence.............................................Strong-'o-the-Arm
Nothung...............................................................Siegfried

There's also:

Durandal............................................................Roland

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#22 Coco with marshmallows

DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:48 PM

Briar King, on 06 April 2011 - 07:33 PM, said:

Sex

Im addicted to it.

With yourself, or are other people allowed to be involved?

meh. Link was dead :(

#23 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:04 PM

Tomatoes

#24 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:08 PM

I like popcorn.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore

#25 Ain't_It_Just_

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:36 PM

You know what would be cool? A bee civil war.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#26 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:40 PM

RodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 06:51 PM, said:

Potatoes.

RodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

Tomatoes

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!!!!!!!

meh. Link was dead :(

#27 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Pre-dinner mayonnaise -- it's good for you!

Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:54 PM

I WANT THREAD, TOO!

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks

#28 Roldom

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...

I did not like the catfish... - Karsa Orlong

The best detox is retox - drunken co-worker

#29 Blueiron

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 12:26 AM

I'm a Wissard! Pronounce just like that!
And I puttin on my robe and my Wissard hat!
I'm a Sorcerer! Here me Rowr!
I full to the brim of my hat with arcane power!
I want Revive,
I not alive
We gotta use all of our power just to try to survive.
cause it's tough - being a Wissard G.I.
You mix your elements wrong you get blown sky-high.
I wearing bathrobes! Cause I'm a poweful mage!
Fear my full-steam-lightning-beam-powerd rage!
I learned Grease! I wanna cast it right
so I can breakdance in my robes. Halt- HAMMERZEIT!
*dance*
Wissard! Imma real cool cat!
I dancin in my robes an my Wissard hat!

EDIT: That's an ode to Magicka, btw, for those of you who don't know. I wish I could write more (and convince my parents to get me the full game)

This post has been edited by Blueiron: 07 April 2011 - 12:27 AM

QBFTW!

#30 amphibian

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 12:27 AM

Roldom, on 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...

YE POOGLE FACED NIMPTY!

Posted Image

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#31 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 01:07 AM

Jack: We are in no condition to fight these odds.
Scottsman: [gruffly] Especially not with a pajama wearin' daisy strapped to me wrist.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#32 Mott

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM

amphibian, on 07 April 2011 - 12:27 AM, said:

Roldom, on 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...

YE POOGLE FACED NIMPTY!

Posted Image

Spitting image of everyone I know!

They better have sandwiches in the future.

Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH

#33 King Bear

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM

0.jpg (13.82K)
Number of downloads: 11

someone save this girl

This post has been edited by Bombur: 07 April 2011 - 01:49 AM

#34 Slow Ben

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:20 AM

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#35 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:26 AM

Bombur, on 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM, said:

0.jpg

someone save this girl

Burn her as a witch. She has gone to far down the dark side.

What you were thinking it.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore

#36 Roldom

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:47 AM

Slow Ben, on 07 April 2011 - 02:20 AM, said:

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!!!

you shut your filthy hooker mouth!

awesome film...

I did not like the catfish... - Karsa Orlong

The best detox is retox - drunken co-worker

#37 amphibian

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:18 AM

Scotsman: Seein' as Ah'm a sportsman, Ah'll give ye a momeent to recooperate.

The wife episode was so good, but the black/white ninja fight one was the best Samurai Jack episode made.

This post has been edited by amphibian: 07 April 2011 - 03:18 AM

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#38 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:37 AM

amphibian, on 07 April 2011 - 03:18 AM, said:

Scotsman: Seein' as Ah'm a sportsman, Ah'll give ye a momeent to recooperate.

The wife episode was so good, but the black/white ninja fight one was the best Samurai Jack episode made.

Lulu. Sweet thang.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.