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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#41 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:52 AM

View PostCocoreturns, on 06 April 2011 - 10:40 PM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 06:51 PM, said:

Potatoes.



View PostRodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

Tomatoes


LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!!!!!!!


You've played this game before.
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#42 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 05:23 AM

I understand who Battle Platypus is, but who is General Pattonhammer and why does he/she hate skunks so much?
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:36 AM

View Postamphibian, on 07 April 2011 - 05:23 AM, said:

I understand who Battle Platypus is, but who is General Pattonhammer and why does he/she hate skunks so much?


It's a mystery.
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#44 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:38 AM

Dance!

Everybody Dance!


*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#45 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:40 AM

I'm dancing, Shiara! I'm danciiiiiiiiiiiing!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 06:46 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 07 April 2011 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCocoreturns, on 06 April 2011 - 10:40 PM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 06:51 PM, said:

Potatoes.



View PostRodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

Tomatoes


LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!!!!!!!


You've played this game before.
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meh. Link was dead :(
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#47 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 09:59 AM



Win.
Suck it Errant!


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#48 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:43 PM

View PostObdigore, on 06 April 2011 - 07:13 PM, said:

In the war between pie and cake, the cheesecake is the obvious winner. ...


Shut your lying face full of wrongsauce. APPLE PIE crushes your puny cheese byproduct.


View PostLoki, on 06 April 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 April 2011 - 07:24 PM, said:

Antidisestablishmentarianism



NeoAntidisestablishmentarianism - I win ;)


Pseudoneoantidisestablishmentarianism.

I win. WHO IS THE LAST DRAGON!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!



View PostGeneral Pattonhammer, on 06 April 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

Used to always get the Schott's Almanac Day Calendar. It sucks they discontinued after 2009. Anyway, I keep some of the interesting days at my desk. Here is one titled Swords and Their Wielders


Excalibur...................................................................King Authur
Waske.......................................................................Iring
Naegling, Hrunting.................................................Beowulf
Sanglamore............................................................Braggadochio
Arondight.................................................................Lancelot
Balisard...................................................................Ruggiero
Curtana....................................................................Edward the Confessor
Greysteel.................................................................Koll the Thrall
Tizona......................................................................El Cid
Mimung...................................................................Wittich
Angervadil..............................................................Frithiof
Ascalon..................................................................St. George
Morglay...................................................................Sir Bevis
Joyeuse.................................................................Charlemagne
Zulflagar................................................................Ali
Cortana................................................................Ogier the Dane
Baptism, Florence.............................................Strong-'o-the-Arm
Nothung...............................................................Siegfried


Some of those are astoundingly lame.

View PostVengeance, on 07 April 2011 - 02:26 AM, said:

View PostBombur, on 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM, said:

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someone save this girl



Burn her as a witch. She has gone to far down the dark side.


What you were thinking it. :D


Too late by far. I'm pretty sure that's a copy of CONFESSOR.... she's too far gone.. look at her eyes... the glazed look... the hint of drool... too too late, she's lost to the world.


Is it my imagination or have Big Macs shrunk?
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CHASE: (quietly) I dunno pups... he seems to be bidding us to hurt a bunch of people.
MARSHALL: So? I mauled Mayor Humdinger's face and set him on fire that one time and he was totally fine the next week.
CHASE: Good point. (louder) OK pups, Paw Patrol is on a roll!
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:47 PM

I have a desire for root beer, but it's hard to find anywhere over here.

...shitey England.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:52 PM

I just realised why the dad in Modern Family looks familiar - he's the arsehole douchebag from the Dawn of the Dead remake

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:20 PM

My daily scotch...which used to be a cheaper brand has switched to Macallan 10yr...which is of course...$80.

Sigh. Being a scotch drinker does not a rich man make. Sigh.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:28 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 07 April 2011 - 02:47 PM, said:

I have a desire for root beer, but it's hard to find anywhere over here.

...shitey England.



Just have an irn bru instead, it'll solve all your problems (especially if it has some vodka or southern comfort in it)
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:29 PM

I've already got some...

EDIT: unfortunately it's diet though.

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 07 April 2011 - 03:29 PM

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#54 User is offline   sappers rule 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:40 PM

just want to say SPEED READER AND PROUD!
i finished tcg in less han 15 hours ;)
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:43 PM

View PostAbyss, on 07 April 2011 - 02:43 PM, said:


Is it my imagination or have Big Macs shrunk?



Big Macs shrunk here years ago. They were reduced in size purportedly to avoid an increase in price. The next year, the price was increased. Brilliant.

@Loki: the dad is that guy from Dawn of the Dead?? I was so sure I hadn't seen him in anything before.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:45 PM

He was also boinking Liv Tyler in the latest Hulk movie before Doctor Ed Bruce Banner Norton comes back.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:55 PM

View PostRoldom, on 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...


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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:59 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 03:45 PM, said:

He was also boinking Liv Tyler in the latest Hulk movie before Doctor Ed Bruce Banner Norton comes back.


My mind is blown.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:12 PM

Thomas Jane is totally doable.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:30 PM

Helen Mirren is totally doable.

So is Jenny Agutter in LOGAN'S RUN.....oh hell, she's still doable now.
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