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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#61 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM

View PostLoki, on 07 April 2011 - 08:32 PM, said:

Suddenly has a desire to watch Coupling


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This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 07 April 2011 - 08:38 PM

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#62 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 08:54 PM

Also...

Lesbian Spank Inferno
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 09:04 PM

View PostLoki, on 07 April 2011 - 08:32 PM, said:

Suddenly has a desire to watch Coupling


There's a couple of randy German Shepherds here, and a Handicam I can post with...for a price...

Oh wait, better save that for the WoT forumers
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 09:05 PM

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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#65 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 09:06 PM

View PostHiddenOne, on 07 April 2011 - 09:04 PM, said:

View PostLoki, on 07 April 2011 - 08:32 PM, said:

Suddenly has a desire to watch Coupling


There's a couple of randy German Shepherds here, and a Handicam I can post with...for a price...

Oh wait, better save that for the WoT forumers


Hold on...are we talking German Shepherds or shepherds that are German?
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#66 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 09:57 PM

I did it in ten. I AM THE DOUBLE FREAK

Also I haven't read a single book since. Yes, I know.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 10:01 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 09:57 PM, said:

I did it in ten. I AM THE DOUBLE FREAK



No, you're a one and a half freak. A double freak would have read it in seven and a half.
meh. Link was dead :(
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#68 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 10:14 PM

COCO IS THE TRIPLE FREAK FOR FALLING INTO MY TRAP OF NUMBERS
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 10:15 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 07 April 2011 - 08:30 PM, said:

Helen Mirren is totally doable.

So is Jenny Agutter in LOGAN'S RUN.....oh hell, she's still doable now.


Hells yeah on Jenny Agutter.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 10:26 PM

Since i dont want to start a new thread i have one small question in moi on pg 878 when the tlan imass is talking about the army being destroyed by humans do we ever find out who did it??








also about me reading tcg in 15 hours i was taking my time and it was a rough guess

also i read that fast for every book ;)
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 11:10 PM

View Postsappers rule, on 07 April 2011 - 10:26 PM, said:

Since i dont want to start a new thread i have one small question in moi on pg 878 when the tlan imass is talking about the army being destroyed by humans do we ever find out who did it??




Not in the Book of the Fallen series. We almost assuredly will have more insight into it when ICE releases his Assail novel. Which I guess should just start calling Assail since that's its awful but not unexpected working title.

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View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 12:48 AM

View PostAbyss, on 07 April 2011 - 02:43 PM, said:

View PostLoki, on 06 April 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 April 2011 - 07:24 PM, said:

Antidisestablishmentarianism



NeoAntidisestablishmentarianism - I win :D


Pseudoneoantidisestablishmentarianism.

I win. WHO IS THE LAST DRAGON!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!


Afraid not.

Postpsuedoneoantidisestablishmentarianism ;)
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#73 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 01:03 AM

View Postmasan, on 08 April 2011 - 12:48 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 07 April 2011 - 02:43 PM, said:

View PostLoki, on 06 April 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 April 2011 - 07:24 PM, said:

Antidisestablishmentarianism



NeoAntidisestablishmentarianism - I win :D


Pseudoneoantidisestablishmentarianism.

I win. WHO IS THE LAST DRAGON!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!


Afraid not.

Postpsuedoneoantidisestablishmentarianism ;)


SOMEone's being a postpsuedoneoantidisestablishmentarianismist.

Also,

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 01:29 AM

more sock puppet porn.


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Posted 08 April 2011 - 03:04 AM

It is my singular talent. Also reading and genuinely taking everything in is something like 90-100 pages an hour depending on whether it's hardback or paperback. Killed my neck keeping it in one position for that long, but it was simply that enthralling.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 03:31 AM

The gophers are starting to appear. Road carnage to being soon.
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 03:32 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 08 April 2011 - 03:31 AM, said:

Road carnage to being soon.

I ALSO GRAMMAR BADLY SOMETIMES
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 03:34 AM

Who's Libya?
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 03:35 AM

Don't make me get get my gun. Granted, I don't own one right now but I can get one. Ammo was on sale at Wal Mart this week.
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Posted 08 April 2011 - 03:49 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 08 April 2011 - 03:34 AM, said:

Who's Libya?


Libya? I hardly knew her!
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