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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#921 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 10:47 AM

Pathetic.
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#922 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 07:18 PM

View PostGraablick, on 27 February 2014 - 03:26 PM, said:

Almost the only thing reindeer are good for is being hit by the train.


You could turn this idea upside down, design a game, and garner oodles of kronor. Infuriated reindeer capturing trains that have hit them for too long and letting the rain of revenge fall upon the evil humans...
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#923 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 10:20 PM

http://m.livescience...ord-player.html

Machine plays (via interpretation into piano) the rings of trees.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#924 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 05 March 2014 - 01:09 PM

Travoltify you name
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#925 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 11:56 PM

Holy crap, I knew it'd been a while since I've been on here, having a kid will do that, but 6 months? Damn! I'm a horrible nerd.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#926 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 08 March 2014 - 10:06 AM

But then again its a kid.
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#927 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 10:55 PM

I've just realised that I've never shared this on here, and that in hindsight that was rather foolish.

https://www.youtube....ttlemissmetal89

Come and have a bit of a giggle at me doing Malazan readings in my hilariously well-spoken-and-lapsed-Northern accent! Posted Image

Also, if anybody has any suggestions of passages for me to have a go at, please do shout up. Next on the list is Cotillion and Lostara's little chat.
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#928 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 06:14 AM

Posted Image
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#929 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 27 March 2014 - 02:17 PM

How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers' Guide to Toilet Etiquette
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Posted 30 March 2014 - 02:16 PM

View PostJakovasaurus, on 27 March 2014 - 02:17 PM, said:




Was honesty expecting an Oatmeal comic.
meh. Link was dead :(
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#931 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 07:05 PM

Why do Americans call petrol/diesel/oil 'Gas'? When it, well, isn't?
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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#932 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 07:15 PM

It's short for gasoline, it's not really meant to connote the state of matter.
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#933 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 05:18 PM

Posted Image
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#934 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:10 PM

http://www.theonion....-friends,35799/
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#935 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:38 PM

Power corrupts. Corrupt power corrupts powerfully.
http://www.newrepubl...-naked-portrait
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#936 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:36 PM

That's just awful, Jakov.
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#937 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 02:25 AM

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/
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#938 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 02:39 AM

Bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo oh no no no no no.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#939 User is offline   Gnaw 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 02:55 AM

View Postworry, on 16 April 2014 - 09:10 PM, said:



The saddest thing about that picture: Is that just the Onion making shit up or is it real?

I loved their TV show. Too bad it only lasted two seasons. http://en.wikipedia....on_News_Network
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#940 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 10:32 PM

What are we called?

Are we Malazites, Mezla, Malazanathai? Like what do we call ourselves?

Ive always liked Malaz Junkies for some reason. Though thats based on Malazan being a hard z rather than Malathan which I believe is correct according to Steve himself.

http://www.funnyjunk...ictures/5078489

is how I feel about it
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