[Adjutant Stormy~]

Darkwatch, on 13 February 2013 - 12:50 AM, said:

I just said "There's too many young people these days." out loud.
Now all I need is a lawn, a rocking chair and a shotgun.

And an almost-charmingly quaint polite racism.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Adjutant Stormy, on 13 February 2013 - 07:18 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on 13 February 2013 - 12:50 AM, said:

I just said "There's too many young people these days." out loud.
Now all I need is a lawn, a rocking chair and a shotgun.

And an almost-charmingly quaint polite racism.

And a battered straw hat with a sprig of wheat or something forever clenched between two teeth.

So there is this.

[King Lear]

My washing line at the moment:

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[MTS]

I've now become a member of the iCult, being the new owner of an iPhone. Gloria in excelsis Steve Jobs.

[Sir Thursday]

This made me laugh:

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Greatest George Clooney Story Ever

He may be pulling in $12 million a picture and deified by women worldwide, but George Clooney is apparently not above digging around in cat shit for the sake of a good joke.

Actor Richard Kind (who plays Paul on “Spin City” and is a member of Clooney’s inner circle) and his pet feline learned that lesson the hard way.

“Richard had this cat that he loved and adored,” Ben Weiss, a “Friends” assistant director and another Clooney crony, recalls in the upcoming issue of Men’s Journal. “So George would go in the bathroom, and that’s where the litter box was. And there would be cat shit in there, so George would clean it up and flush it down the toilet. Then Richard would go in there and say, ‘God, it’s so weird. My cat hasn’t taken a shit in forever.’”

This went on for days: the cat crapping, Clooney merrily scooping and flushing. And eventually, Kind grew understandably concerned.

“Richard went to the vet to get some kind of thing to make the cat go to the bathroom,” says Weiss. “The poor cat. The cat’s shitting, and George is still cleaning it up.”

Clearly, the madness had to end. So the erstwhile “ER” star capped it off with a bang (or, more accurately, a thud).

“Finally, George stood over the cat box and took a giant shit,” Weiss tells the magazine. “And finally Richard goes in there and says, ‘Oh, my God! Kitty!’”

[Satan]

You must be living with seven prepubescent girls.

[Sir Thursday]

Satan, on 27 February 2013 - 07:42 PM, said:

You must be living with seven prepubescent girls.

I do have exactly 7 housemates... . But actually, this came from a co-worker who read it on Reddit. Wait, are you saying Reddit is populated by pre-pubescent girls?! I always suspected...

This post has been edited by Sir Thursday: 27 February 2013 - 08:14 PM

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Sir Thursday, on 27 February 2013 - 06:22 PM, said:

This made me laugh:

This had me in stitches. Ingenious. A brilliant prank. If I hadn't already thought that George Clooney was a cool guy, I would now. But as it is- now even more so! Thanks for sharing. It eased the tension after a tough day!

[Satan]

Sir Thursday, on 27 February 2013 - 08:14 PM, said:

Satan, on 27 February 2013 - 07:42 PM, said:

You must be living with seven prepubescent girls.

I do have exactly 7 housemates... . But actually, this came from a co-worker who read it on Reddit. Wait, are you saying Reddit is populated by pre-pubescent girls?! I always suspected...

Aw, shit. This is what happens when people (me) don't use the quote function. My post was aimed at Ornery Owl's picture of nauseatingly cute clothes hanging to dry, which was the last post on the previous page for me.

That said, and to answer your question, no, there are no prepubescent girls on Reddit, just as there are no girls - prepubescent or otherwise - on the rest of the internet. Internet is a boys only club. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

MTS, on 27 February 2013 - 02:24 AM, said:

I've now become a member of the iCult, being the new owner of an iPhone. Gloria in excelsis Steve Jobs.

This has happened to me as well, albeit somewhat involuntarily. I'm really an android man, but then my dad comes and gives me an iphone and an ipod mini. I hate apple, but I don't have it in me be ungrateful for what are really good gifts. Curse my good nature!

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[Coco with marshmallows]

Satan, on 28 February 2013 - 07:10 AM, said:

Curse my good nature!

You have a good nature?

[Satan]

Cocoreturns, on 28 February 2013 - 01:30 PM, said:

Satan, on 28 February 2013 - 07:10 AM, said:

Curse my good nature!

You have a good nature?

Exactly!

[Jakovasaurus]

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Best Ever Metaphors and Analogies
(as taken from high school English papers)

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m., at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also had never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
26. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.
27. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
28. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

[Loki]

Saw this and thought of BK.


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[Adjutant Stormy~]

You know who's a really underrated actor? Gary Sinise.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Great things happen when men are pushed to their breaking point. The point where to continue to exist as an individual they must stand up and say "No more.".

In this comfortable life we live that moment happens all too seldom.

[worry]

Did you finally tell your mom to cram it?

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spay: An espionage thriller where Gary Oldman works for the ASPCA trying to find out where the fuck all of these kittens are coming from.

[Abyss]

Pulled pork..... GENIUS!

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

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[Ain't_It_Just_]

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