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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#801 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Pre-dinner mayonnaise -- it's good for you!

Posted 03 November 2012 - 02:10 PM

Wasn't sure where else to post this:

Five Minutes With: Iain M Banks

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 03 November 2012 - 02:11 PM

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks

#802 Loki

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 17 November 2012 - 07:57 AM

Tonight's entertainment brought to you by Mother Nature!

http://www.bom.gov.a...loop.shtml#skip

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#803 Slow Ben

Ranger

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Location:Southern Illinois

Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:13 PM

ITS A HELL-SPUN MIXTURE OF THE OF THE BONES OF FORNICATORS...AND THE SINEW OF THIEVES AND GLUTTONS!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAA.....

Its uh, its a Fender.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#804 King Lear

Une belle quelquesomething sans merci

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 09:26 AM

My grandparents talk funny.

The idioms are the best.

*Men's Frights Activist*

#805 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 24 November 2012 - 05:16 AM

IMG_20121124_151541.jpg (71.55K)
Number of downloads: 0

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#806 worry

Master of the Deck

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Location:the buried west

Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:38 AM

Amazing article:
http://www.philly.co...savesondog.html

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#807 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:52 AM

If you slow down Nicki Minaj songs she sounds like a gay version of Jay-Z. Take a listen:

https://soundcloud.com/nickiminajslow

#808 Shiara

High Scribe of Team Quick Ben

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 11:35 PM

Advertising challenge: convince audiences not to give up their hard copies for an ereader http://www.abc.net.a...es/s3598460.htm

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#809 MTS

Fourth Investiture

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 11:13 PM

There's talk of Shane Warne making a possible Ashes comeback after we got spanked by the South Africans in the last Test. That's my ridiculous quota filled for the day.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#810 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 05 December 2012 - 04:58 AM

How do mermaids get haircuts? I considered it the other day and nothing makes sense.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#811 Shiara

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:54 AM

I always figured they just let it grow until it tangles on coral, which would shred it anyway.

OR like Mulan does at 1:28

This post has been edited by Shiara: 05 December 2012 - 08:57 AM

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#812 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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1.6180339887

Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:55 AM

I have discovered that there is a Patron Saint of Strategic Nuclear Bombers, a Patron Saint of Arms Dealers and a Patron Saint to protect you from riots and civil disobedience.
I have also discovered that the Patron Saint against headaches is called Aspren and that the Patron Saint against procrastination is Expeditus.

This has entertained me.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#813 A Demon Llama!

First Sword

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 05:05 AM

Check out this awesomeness.

If your prone to seizures probably don't click.

No Touchy.

#814 Jakovasaurus

Emperor

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:13 PM

booby trap spelled backwards is party boob...... I chortled.

#815 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 13 January 2013 - 03:41 AM

EDIT:

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 13 January 2013 - 11:59 AM

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#816 amphibian

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 05:43 AM

A friend and former training partner just got arrested for being involved in a rape of a woman in Washington D.C. over New Year's Eve. So no, I don't find the topic to be funny. The person I knew and will no longer know very likely damaged a woman's life, threw away his bright future and made hundreds of people be sick to their stomachs at possibly enabling and encouraging the fucked up mindset that led to that awful decision.

So no, I don't find rape funny - even when it's done by far better comedians than the people behind that video. This is stupid on a level that's actively damaging to those who view it.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#817 Ain't_It_Just_

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:58 AM

Very true, and fair enough. I'll take it down.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#818 amphibian

Ribbit

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:28 AM

Ain, on 13 January 2013 - 11:58 AM, said:

Very true, and fair enough. I'll take it down.

Waaaay better edit. High five.

Seriously, so much of what I did as a teenager (using cuss words because they were "edgy", joking about rape/sexual assault, not seeing other people as... people and quite a few other asshole things) could have been lessened or stomped right out if my peers or people slightly older than me were willing to say "That's not okay. Stop doing that."

I could have spent way less time being an obnoxious jerk and way more time being a good person. Damnit, why was I such an idiot before?

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#819 Satan

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 12:32 PM

A few years back this fellow shot his ex at the parking lot outside a school in my dad's neighbourhood. So you can't kid around with guns and shooting anymore. I went to school with a bloke who ended up deep in the drugs, so you can't joke about drug abuse either. He's recovered now, but he was a bit of a dick so you can't joke about recovered addicts. Then there was this girl I knew back in lower secondary school. She had real pains when menstruating (or just before or whatever). So no menstruation pranks for you, my friends.

Also, fuck that maturity thing you're trying to shove down his throat. If you decided to go boring with age, that's your thing. But don't go all sanctimonious and Christian on the kids, saying you've improved just because you've lived a few years more. Ainty, if you want to be a prick, go forth and troll! If anything, I've gotten worse with age and I'm [personally] far better off for it!

This post has been edited by Satan: 14 January 2013 - 01:19 PM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#820 masan's saddle

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 12:57 PM

I disagree Bryn, you used to be funnier.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.