[Satan]

Hepp! Amended previous post to reflect egocentrism.

[masan's saddle]

That's better

[amphibian]

But I'm Hindu...

[Satan]

also, masan, i can't remember you being here back when i cared what people thought of me. that doesn't mean much, i hardly know who anyone is here, but your join date suggests that you've only been here three years?

This post has been edited by Satan: 14 January 2013 - 08:01 PM

[masan's saddle]

Yep, 4 years next month actually, but I frequented this place for a few years before that.

Suffice to say that I've been around long enough to know you for the irreverent troll that you are.

Oh and I wholeheartedly agree, the older I get the less of a shit I give.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Maybe that's the key then, I'm too young to not give a shit I agree that everything shouldn't be taken so seriously, but the last thing I want is an Illy-style verbal rampage strife aggressive conflict thing going on because people disagree with people.

Heh, yeah Illy. I said that.

[Obdigore]

Ain, on 15 January 2013 - 02:39 AM, said:

Maybe that's the key then, I'm too young to not give a shit I agree that everything shouldn't be taken so seriously, but the last thing I want is an Illy-style verbal rampage strife aggressive conflict thing going on because people disagree with people.

Heh, yeah Illy. I said that.

So as far as I can tell you enjoy poverty tourism, rape, and dead animals, but don't talk to anyone because you don't want to be aggressive?

Yea... that must be it...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Well I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm completely non-confrontational, but really, what's the point? I won't convince you, you won't convince me...I took down my vid out of respect for amphs sentiments AND because I was paranoid about like-minded people turning it into a witch hunt So there's that.

Also, I feel incredibly sorry for that cat, I feel obliged to honour it's memory here

[amphibian]

And lo, he did create an actual apology and changed for the better.

Verily, we have improved a teenager for all of five seconds before the backsliding and hairy palms resumes.

[masan's saddle]

So AIJ, now you're a paranoid necro-veterinarian poverty tourist with a persecution complex who is also a bit rapey ?

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 15 January 2013 - 02:31 PM

[Satan]

He's making me right proud, he is!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

That sounds cool. Can you fit that on a business card?

[Darkwatch]

Pourquoi est-ce que l'ourse au Yukon a de la difficulté à chanter?














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Parce qu'y a polaire!

Badum-tish!

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

http://chickenonaraft.com

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Spoiler

[RACHEL]

Sorry in advance if this post belongs elsewhere. There is a guy I know from schoo,l and through mutual friends, who wrote a book. I never read it or looked it up until today. His name is Nick Olig and he has a book and a blog on Amazon. I read his blogs and he is hilarious. Holy crap, I never knew. I just thought I would post this so that anyone here could check out his blog. This is just me giving some exposure to someone that I think deserves it.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

I'm....kind of repulsed.

[TRexRAWWR!]

I don't know where else to post this. Also, I am still on the raft with the chicken. When do I get to eat it, though? Anyways:

Things that didn't make my friend with the broken leg feel better:

K: How is your leg?

Friend: Still in a cast. 12 days till I get the cast removed....not that I am counting or anything....


K: Are you getting all weak from inactivity? Do you feel your other muscles aching from the imbalance and the extra work some muscles have to do and the atrophy from the other muscles not being used? Are you missing out on important work and fun socialising because you have a broken leg? Are you feeling depression and ennui spreading like a musty grey blanket over your soul?

Friend: Thank you very much for that >:-(:D

K: OK OK OK. Um, let's see. Something which will definitely make you feel better.

OK, my friend's girlfriend's cousin knew this guy. He was taking the rubbish out and nearly slipped on some ice, but he caught himself. He called in to his flatmates and said, "Watch out for that ice, I nearly broke a leg."

Then he took the rubbish out to the curb and right then this truck veered over because there was a hedgehog in the road and ran him over and killed him flat dead.

Friend: Uh......I am glad I am not dead but still kind of a morbid story.


K: Oh, that didn't really happen, I was just trying to make you feel better because you didn't get run over by a truck.

What really happened was this guy I know knew a guy in Ozzie who had this really hot new girlfriend and they'd just moved in together. Anyway, was taking out the rubbish and he slipped off the porch after stepping on a huge harvestman and he broke his leg.

It was a really bad break and he couldn't do much, if you know what I mean. And, like, his girlfriend was so hot and she was really amorous and she didn't like having to take out the rubbish herself. So she left him for this incredibly lame, ugly guy with a huge tonker who liked Creed and was one of those guys who puts his name on all his food before he puts it in the office fridge.

And right after she hooked up with this other guy, she inherited a bunch of mines from her eccentric grandmother in law and she and the lame guy were filthy rich and lived happily ever after.

And my mate's friend was PHYSICALLY OK but he could never, you know, perform again. And he never had a relationship with anyone else so far. Not even online. I think when my mate last visited him he mostly was living in a dark room with his dog. My mate said there was rubbish everywhere and it was really depressing so he (my mate) moved to NZ and never saw him again.

So, yeah, guy's an emotional cripple. Oh, I'm sorry, he's an emotional differently abled person.

Friend: Wow, is that seriously a true story? Seems like a mixing pot of bad luch and Jerry Springer crap all molded into one.


K: OK, OK, neither story is true. What really happened was this guy in Wellington, see, he was taking out the rubbish and he was in kind of a rough neighbourhood and some bloke had gotten all pissed and spewed on his porch steps the night before and he slipped in it and broke his ankle.

And, well, it didn't heal right. So the doctors had to rebreak it. He was in a lot of terrible pain and lost his job and had to go on the sickness benefit. He had to sell his car, and then a bunch of his belongings, and it turned out the ankle never did heal right and he ended up with a twisted ankle for the rest of his life.

And after that, he got all funny about feet and became a foot fetishist. But not for like normal feet. For Chinese foot binding. He, like, became obsessed and shit.

He ended up getting arrested in China because they caught him trying to buy a three year old girl. Not because he was a pedophile or anything. Because he wanted to take her bind her feet and then have a normal healthy relationship with her and get married and have kids.

[worry]

Bad news: http://www.telegraph...on-wizards.html

[Darkwatch]

I just said "There's too many young people these days." out loud.
Now all I need is a lawn, a rocking chair and a shotgun.