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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#21 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:24 PM

WHAT?! Why haven't they got Dragnipur on that list? What a disappointment.

PS. This thread is made of awesome.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:40 PM

 General Pattonhammer, on 06 April 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

Used to always get the Schott's Almanac Day Calendar. It sucks they discontinued after 2009. Anyway, I keep some of the interesting days at my desk. Here is one titled Swords and Their Wielders


Excalibur...................................................................King Authur
Waske.......................................................................Iring
Naegling, Hrunting.................................................Beowulf
Sanglamore............................................................Braggadochio
Arondight.................................................................Lancelot
Balisard...................................................................Ruggiero
Curtana....................................................................Edward the Confessor
Greysteel.................................................................Koll the Thrall
Tizona......................................................................El Cid
Mimung...................................................................Wittich
Angervadil..............................................................Frithiof
Ascalon..................................................................St. George
Morglay...................................................................Sir Bevis
Joyeuse.................................................................Charlemagne
Zulflagar................................................................Ali
Cortana................................................................Ogier the Dane
Baptism, Florence.............................................Strong-'o-the-Arm
Nothung...............................................................Siegfried


There's also:

Durandal............................................................Roland
The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:48 PM

 Briar King, on 06 April 2011 - 07:33 PM, said:

Sex

Im addicted to it.



With yourself, or are other people allowed to be involved?
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:04 PM

Tomatoes
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:08 PM

I like popcorn.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:36 PM

You know what would be cool? A bee civil war.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:40 PM

 RodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 06:51 PM, said:

Potatoes.



 RodeoRanch, on 06 April 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

Tomatoes


LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!!!!!!!
meh. Link was dead :(
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#28 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 10:54 PM

I WANT THREAD, TOO!
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 11:41 PM

 Cocoreturns, on 06 April 2011 - 09:48 PM, said:

 Briar King, on 06 April 2011 - 07:33 PM, said:

Sex

Im addicted to it.



With yourself, or are other people allowed to be involved?



The more the merrier! Just as long as there absloutly no sword fighting...
Drive by bye bye king on my dumb horse
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...
I did not like the catfish... - Karsa Orlong

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 12:26 AM

I'm a Wissard! Pronounce just like that!
And I puttin on my robe and my Wissard hat!
I'm a Sorcerer! Here me Rowr!
I full to the brim of my hat with arcane power!
I want Revive,
I not alive
We gotta use all of our power just to try to survive.
cause it's tough - being a Wissard G.I.
You mix your elements wrong you get blown sky-high.
I wearing bathrobes! Cause I'm a poweful mage!
Fear my full-steam-lightning-beam-powerd rage!
I learned Grease! I wanna cast it right
so I can breakdance in my robes. Halt- HAMMERZEIT!
*dance*
Wissard! Imma real cool cat!
I dancin in my robes an my Wissard hat!

EDIT: That's an ode to Magicka, btw, for those of you who don't know. I wish I could write more (and convince my parents to get me the full game)

This post has been edited by Blueiron: 07 April 2011 - 12:27 AM

QBFTW!
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 12:27 AM

 Roldom, on 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...

YE POOGLE FACED NIMPTY!

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 01:07 AM

Jack: We are in no condition to fight these odds.
Scottsman: [gruffly] Especially not with a pajama wearin' daisy strapped to me wrist.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM

 amphibian, on 07 April 2011 - 12:27 AM, said:

 Roldom, on 07 April 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

who let this moose, loose, about this house?

Imagine its said by a scotsman in a kilt...

YE POOGLE FACED NIMPTY!

Posted Image



Spitting image of everyone I know!

They better have sandwiches in the future.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM

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someone save this girl

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:20 AM

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!!!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:26 AM

 Bombur, on 07 April 2011 - 01:48 AM, said:

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someone save this girl



Burn her as a witch. She has gone to far down the dark side.


What you were thinking it. ;)
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 02:47 AM

 Slow Ben, on 07 April 2011 - 02:20 AM, said:

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!!!





you shut your filthy hooker mouth!

awesome film...
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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:18 AM

Scotsman: Seein' as Ah'm a sportsman, Ah'll give ye a momeent to recooperate.

The wife episode was so good, but the black/white ninja fight one was the best Samurai Jack episode made.

This post has been edited by amphibian: 07 April 2011 - 03:18 AM

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Posted 07 April 2011 - 03:37 AM

 amphibian, on 07 April 2011 - 03:18 AM, said:

Scotsman: Seein' as Ah'm a sportsman, Ah'll give ye a momeent to recooperate.

The wife episode was so good, but the black/white ninja fight one was the best Samurai Jack episode made.

Lulu. Sweet thang.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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