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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#1481 User is offline   Nicodimas 

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Posted 25 May 2022 - 10:34 PM

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As I get older I seem to collect more for sure ..super valid
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#1482 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 10 June 2022 - 04:30 PM

As a registered cannibal, I reserve the right to keep bare arms.
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#1483 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 19 June 2022 - 06:44 AM

What a cool site.

https://www.mylifeelsewhere.com/

It compares countries - quality of life, cost of living, and map size.

For example:

https://www.mylifeel.../united-kingdom

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 19 June 2022 - 06:45 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1484 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 20 June 2022 - 11:48 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 10 June 2022 - 04:30 PM, said:

As a registered cannibal, I reserve the right to keep bare arms.


Your name is Yoshikage Kira, and what a beautiful Duwang

chew
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#1485 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 29 June 2022 - 06:00 PM

What did mama tomato say to baby tomato when President Trump threw him against the wall?

Ketchup.

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#1486 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 11 July 2022 - 11:38 PM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#1487 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 18 July 2022 - 08:59 PM

Is this the video game we need right meow?

'Stray,' a game in which you play as a cute cat, is a meow-sterpiece
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#1488 User is offline   Brujah 

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Posted 28 July 2022 - 03:34 AM

Hi, everyone. It's been a while. I hope everyone is doing well. I went through a divorce recently,and have more time on my hands once again. I'll try to start dropping in again more often. Cheers, everyone.
And when you're Gone, you stay Gone, or you be Gone. You lost all your Seven Cities privileges. - Karsa

you're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be...
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#1489 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 01 August 2022 - 08:50 PM

It's a punny world.

https://twitter.com/thepunnyworld
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#1490 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 August 2022 - 07:29 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 01 August 2022 - 08:50 PM, said:



It's like Simeon found an online home other than here. :p
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1491 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 02 August 2022 - 07:30 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 02 August 2022 - 07:29 AM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 01 August 2022 - 08:50 PM, said:



It's like Simeon found an online home other than here. :p

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#1492 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 August 2022 - 07:42 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 02 August 2022 - 07:30 AM, said:

View PostTsundoku, on 02 August 2022 - 07:29 AM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 01 August 2022 - 08:50 PM, said:



It's like Simeon found an online home other than here. :p

Lies! You guys are my only people!


I'll bet you say that to all the nerd sites.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1493 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 11 August 2022 - 06:35 PM

Do you have the right stuff?

https://theweek.com/...servatives-only
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#1494 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 04 October 2022 - 07:09 PM

'psychologists associated with the Dunedin study [...] summarized what’s been learned so far in a book called “The Origins of You: How Childhood Shapes Later Life.” It folds in results from a few related studies conducted in the United States and the United Kingdom, and so describes how about four thousand people have changed through the decades.

John Stuart Mill once wrote that a young person is like “a tree, which requires to grow and develop itself on all sides, according to the tendency of the inward forces which make it a living thing.” [...]

The authors of “The Origins of You” offer a more chaotic metaphor. Human beings, they suggest, are like storm systems. Each individual storm has its own particular set of traits and dynamics; meanwhile, its future depends on numerous elements of atmosphere and landscape. The fate of any given Harvey, Allison, Ike, or Katrina might be shaped, in part, by “air pressure in another locale,” and by “the time that the hurricane spends out at sea, picking up moisture, before making landfall.”

Donald Trump, in 2014, told a biographer that he was the same person in his sixties that he’d been as a first grader. In his case, the researchers write, the idea isn’t so hard to believe. Storms, however, are shaped by the world and by other storms, and only an egomaniacal weather system believes in its absolute and unchanging individuality.'

Are You the Same Person You Used to Be?
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#1495 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 19 October 2022 - 12:00 PM

'Man Killed Brother With Sword Over a Pizza, Police Say
‘EVIL’'

Kansas City Man Killed Brother With Sword Over a Pizza, Police Say

... but clearly 'complex evil'...

'told officers that the sword was his brother’s and that he had committed suicide. [...] he’d argued with his brother earlier in the day about the oven being shut off as [he] was trying to cook a pizza. He added that he was upset at his brother’s “evil” wrongdoing with the oven'
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#1496 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 10 December 2022 - 10:33 AM

'How to become wise

[...] There is a tale that is widely known by Koreans, a tale even known by the dogs in the street (to draw on a Korean expression), and this is a good way to introduce Korean philosophy [...] two Korean monks [...] wanted to travel to Tang China to study with great Buddhist masters. However, their journey was derailed by a terrible storm. The two monks sought shelter, and retreated into a dark cave. There they became thirsty waiting for the treacherous storm to pass. Fortunately, in the darkness of the cave, Wŏnhyo found a smooth vessel. He filled it with rainwater, and they drank deeply from it. Feeling refreshed, they peacefully slept. But when they awoke the next morning, they were shocked. It turned out that they had slept in a tomb surrounded by skeletons, and the water that had refreshed them had been scooped up in a decaying human skull. The experience led to what can be described as Wŏnhyo's 'sudden enlightenment'. Wŏnhyo remained in Korea, convinced that he didn't need to travel afar to understand the nature of reality, while his friend went to China where his ideas were very influential.

[...] if you change the patterns that have become engrained in how you think, you will begin to live differently. To do this, you need to change your mental habits, which is why meditation and mindful awareness can help. And this needs to be practised every day, not just for the duration of a weekend mindfulness course, or until you start to feel better, but continually, consistently – otherwise negative mental detritus can easily return. Practice is a requirement as part of a daily ritual of self-cultivation; this is the practicality at the heart of Korean philosophy.

[...] Even if we have a moment of enlightenment, we still need to practise, for if not we can easily fall into our old ways'

Korean philosophy is built upon daily practice of good habits
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#1497 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 06 January 2023 - 10:16 AM

I swear I had nothing to do with this:

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1498 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 06 January 2023 - 10:44 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 06 January 2023 - 10:16 AM, said:

I swear I had nothing to do with this:


The headline 'Prince Harry Says He Killed 25 People' did catch my attention (though unfortunately it continues: 'in Afghanistan in New Book').

Wonder if the English version is any better:

'he sought only to ensure "baddies" were "eliminated before they could kill goodies"'

Prince Harry Says He Killed 25 People in Afghanistan in New Book

'Baddies'... ah the eloquence of royal etiquette....

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Posted 06 January 2023 - 11:27 AM

'Once more unto the breach baddies, dear goodies, once more;
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostrils wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To His full height. On, on, you noblest goodies.
Be copy now to goodies of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good peasant pawns,
Whose limbs were forged on couches, show us here
The mettle of your gaming; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not goodie lustre in thine eyes.'
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Posted 06 January 2023 - 11:57 AM

Harry is increasingly proving himself to be a selfcentered, whiny twat.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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