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The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

#3341 JLV

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:01 AM

The Irish Drinking song, as performed by the Dropkick Murphys

Well I stumbled at two am all drunk and fulla smoke
My wife said I have had enough Thats it I'm sick get out
So I stumbled down to Kelly's Pub, across the edge of town
An I told the boys me story and we had another round

Chorus
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
And if i see a pretty girl I'll sleep with
her tonight
Yes, We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight

And Mary MacGraegor , well she was a pretty whore
She'd always greet you with a smile and never locked her door
But on the day she died all the men in town did weep
For Mary MacGraegor finally got some sleep

Chorus

Well I once loved a girl, a child I'm told
I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
So now I sit standin here out in the pourin rain
I'll stumble back to Kelly's Pub and cry away me pain

I'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an Fight
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
And if i see a pretty girl
I'll sleep with her tonight
an I'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an Fiiiiiiiiiiight

#3342 Darkwatch

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:25 AM

Loki, on 16 January 2012 - 03:57 AM, said:

Currently he'll be working 7:45am to 5pm (in theory) Monday to Friday with rotating weekend work. Though according to Matt you'd be hard pressed to find a doctor that has ever actually been right to leave when their shift was suppose to end. Thankfully, he doesn't have to worry about being on call for this first roaster which is awesome, especially as he doesn't really like sleeping at the hospital.

In true Doctor's Wife fashion I'm already making a list of things I want that I intend to leave in subtle places like the desktop of his PC

Sure, being a doctor is about helping people but the money doesn't hurt XD Especially after 5 years of just getting by - though, doesn't mean we're going to go silly and just start spending money on everything and anything. Debts first, Mass Effect merchandise second.......life is tough.

Other than most bureaucrats who actually leaves at the appointed time?
Sleeping in a hospital, the risk of being taken for a corpse is too great for my taste.

JLV, on 16 January 2012 - 04:01 AM, said:

Ska

The Irish Drinking song, as performed by the Dropkick Murphys

Well I stumbled at two am all drunk and fulla smoke
My wife said I have had enough Thats it I'm sick get out
So I stumbled down to Kelly's Pub, across the edge of town
An I told the boys me story and we had another round

Chorus
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
And if i see a pretty girl I'll sleep with
her tonight
Yes, We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight

And Mary MacGraegor , well she was a pretty whore
She'd always greet you with a smile and never locked her door
But on the day she died all the men in town did weep
For Mary MacGraegor finally got some sleep

Chorus

Well I once loved a girl, a child I'm told
I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
So now I sit standin here out in the pourin rain
I'll stumble back to Kelly's Pub and cry away me pain

I'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an Fight
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
And if i see a pretty girl
I'll sleep with her tonight
an I'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an Fiiiiiiiiiiight

Ska? For drinking?

How about Canadian Metal.

Nous sommes à l'âge de bière
Et l'homme des tavernes
Entre chez lui le soir
Et se faire dire par sa femme
"Tu pues, t'es con, t'es encore dans boisson"
tu penses rien qu'à boire
Ta vie c'est un désert"
Mais dans le désert
Iln'y a pas de bière
Ni de scotch, ni de partner de brosse
Alors les yeus du gars s'ferment pendant qu'sa femme argumente
Il s'endort et dans ses rêves y'entend ses chums qui chantent

Molson - M'a en prendre y'en qu'une
Labatt Bleue - Pas plus que deux
Corona - Ok, juste trois
Wild Cat - j'arrête apres quatre
et glou, et glou...
50- Bon là faut j'rentre
Tremblay - Ah! Est déjà débouchée!
et glou, et glou... Ah!
Il est des nôtres
Il a bu sa bière comme les autres

Le lendemain matin
aille! ouille! Le cerveau!
Il s'en va au pharmacien
Quérir un petit pot
Chemin faisant, notre homme
Retrouve lentement la forme
Ça tombe bien, voilà Langevin
"On vas-tu prendre une bières?"
Et les v'là au comptoir

M'as en prendre rien qu'une - Sleeman
Là faut j'arrête - Coors Light
Ah! Ben v'là Robert - Une 'tite dernière
Tu pars pas tu suite ? - Maudite
et glou, et glou...
Bon, là, faut j'me pousse - Boréale rousse
Faut vraiment que j'y aille - Molson Dry
et glou, et glou...

Il est des nôtres
Il a bu sa bière comme les autres!

Porte-le au frontibus,
Porte-le au nez-tibus,
Porte-le au menton-bus,
Porte-le au tetonbus,
Porte-le au sexi-bus,
Porte-le au pied-tibus,
Porte-le à Musique Plus, et glou et glou

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 16 January 2012 - 04:26 AM

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3343 JLV

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:31 AM

Drinking Whiskey listening to music in a language I don't understand... good MLK eve, I'd say.

#3344 Loki

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:55 AM

Darkwatch, on 16 January 2012 - 04:25 AM, said:

Other than most bureaucrats who actually leaves at the appointed time?

I was a public servant for two years and I never stayed pass knock off time. I only did overtime twice and I volunteered both times XD

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#3345 Darkwatch

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 05:07 AM

Really, you a public servant? Ministry of Silly Walks?

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3346 Loki

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 05:21 AM

Police Service, the Ministry of Silly Walks didn't have any openings.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#3347 Shiara

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 12:12 AM

The Law Library received another proclamation from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I guess they didn't convert to Scientology...

What should I sign them up for next?

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#3348 Darkwatch

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 02:37 AM

A proclamation? For what?

Sign them up to get pamphlets about the God-Emperor of Mankind. See what happens.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3349 Shiara

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 02:51 AM

Darkwatch, on 17 January 2012 - 02:37 AM, said:

A proclamation? For what?

Sign them up to get pamphlets about the God-Emperor of Mankind. See what happens.

Oh you know, the usual - the end is nigh and they are the only ones who truly know what God is thinking, repent ye sinners and purchase more relevant reading matter immediately.

Also, where do I sign them up for that? Pretty sure the God-Emperor is just as fictional as their own magical sky-fairy.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#3350 Darkwatch

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 03:08 AM

Shiara, on 17 January 2012 - 02:51 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on 17 January 2012 - 02:37 AM, said:

A proclamation? For what?

Sign them up to get pamphlets about the God-Emperor of Mankind. See what happens.

If you've got access to a good printer you can throw together a good pamphlet with the Lexicanum entry here: http://wh40k.lexican...or#.TxTl3qX-8ms

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3351 Loki

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:08 AM

DW!!! I got in!!!

Apparently my essay was so mindblowingly awesome that they said yes!!!

Celebratory maragaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#3352 Shiara

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:35 AM

Loki, on 19 January 2012 - 05:08 AM, said:

DW!!! I got in!!!

Apparently my essay was so mindblowingly awesome that they said yes!!!

Celebratory maragaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Congrats, Loki!!

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#3353 Darkwatch

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 01:11 PM

That is awesome news Loki, Congratulations!

Essays that impressive deserve a whole celebratory Margarita night.

*Hands out Margaritas to all*.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3354 JLV

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 04:36 AM

Thirsty thirsy thursday

I am master.

#3355 Gust Hubb

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:33 AM

Yeah barkeep, slide a sarsaparilla over this way. Got work, but doesn't mean I can't have sugar.

Probably were right about role playing, not many bites yet, but I'm bound and determined. If I succeed, all come in here and serve you a few rounds myself.

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#3356 JLV

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 01:54 PM

I don't fully understand it, but I won't spoil the fun by talking about it here.

My hangover symptoms are in full swing. My arms ache.

#3357 Slow Ben

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 03:18 PM

Ditto.

Need a little hair of the dog.

Irish coffee!!!

Oh and congrats Loki!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3358 Mentalist

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:28 AM

well, I indulged in the warmest weather we've had for weeks--it was only minus 15 or somehting, with a fairly negligible wind.

I took the opportunity to go grocery shopping. and to buy beer.

walking back, taking a shortcut through a snow-covered field, with the sun settign behind me and the wind picking up, well, it felt like a mission.

And then I get home and find out my friends decided to be lame, and we won't be chilling tonight. Meaning, i'll have to be productive. Possibly.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 22 January 2012 - 12:28 AM

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#3359 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:03 PM

MINUS FIFTEEN?!?!!?

What the hell are you people doing living in an environment clearly never intended for life to exist in?! I'm refusing to go to the shop to get bread (walking time: 2mins max) because I don't want to brave the cold today (temperature appox 8 degrees), so will be eating a baked camambert solely with my fingers for lunch. The prospect of minus fifteen is so terrifying that I now need to put socks on because the thought alone has made me cold. Brrrr.

Candians are insane.

#3360 Darkwatch

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 01:44 PM

Thelomen Toblerone, on 22 January 2012 - 12:03 PM, said:

-15 isn't bad if the wind is calm and the humidity is just right. Hell even - 30 isn't bad with the right conditions.
Besides even with wind, as long as you've got the right clothes on and you're walking you're fine.
I mean I was tired of sitting on my ass all day and went out for a nice walk for over an hour in -24. It was a good walk. Felt better afterwards.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.