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#102
teholbeddict 
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:30 AM
Well if we want to get some sort of chat room going as Maccy suggested, I will gladly go head to head with Mez in a drinking contest. I promise to do it honestly and not cheat. I mean really what would be the fun in pretending to for shot for shot. I'm sure it will be plainly obvious that we're actually drinking as it goes on. The typing should get mighty interesting. This could be a competition for the title of Malaz drinking queen!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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#103
Illuyankas
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:31 AM
Drinking Princess. We all know Apt's collared the Drinking Queen gig.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#104
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:38 AM
I would like to join in if there is a drinking contest 
Just so see if I can still hold my own 
Just so see if I can still hold my own
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#105
teholbeddict
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:42 AM
Okay, okay, Malaz Drinking Princess! Centz you're welcome to join if you want, the more the better! It will make for even more entertaining times! So who knows how we go about getting a chat room up? We should also agree upon a beverage of choice. Just to keep things as even as possible.
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
#106
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:43 AM
Illuyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 05:31 AM, said:
Drinking Princess. We all know Apt's collared the Drinking Queen gig.
That was a sweet ass ABBA song.
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#107
Cold Iron
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:49 AM
teholbeddict, on Aug 5 2009, 01:42 PM, said:
Okay, okay, Malaz Drinking Princess! Centz you're welcome to join if you want, the more the better! It will make for even more entertaining times! So who knows how we go about getting a chat room up? We should also agree upon a beverage of choice. Just to keep things as even as possible.
If this doesn't end in pics I'm
#108
teholbeddict
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:53 AM
I don't know that I am going to be in any shape to take pics of myself by the time this is over! I think it's going to take a fair amount of booze to determine the winner. The last thing I want to do, is get wasted and post a pic of something I shouldn't! I'll stick to the chat thank you!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
#109
Cold Iron
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:59 AM
teholbeddict, on Aug 5 2009, 01:53 PM, said:
I don't know that I am going to be in any shape to take pics of myself by the time this is over! I think it's going to take a fair amount of booze to determine the winner. The only thing that can happen if there is any sort of justice or righteousness in the world, is we all get wasted and post pics of something we shouldn't! I for one welcome our inappropriate overlords.
Fixed
#110
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:09 AM
Might I suggest we never engage in any Male Malazan member drinking contest? Could the forum stand to lose as many members as that drunk-fest would cost? I think not.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:17 AM
HoosierDaddy, on Aug 5 2009, 02:09 PM, said:
Might I suggest we never engage in any Male Malazan member drinking contest? Could the forum stand to lose as many members as that drunk-fest would cost? I think not.
I'm in.
#112
Illuyankas
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:18 AM
Orrrrrrr, we all get pissed online, start making up crazy theories about the books and between everyone actually guess the ending of the series.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#113
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:19 AM
I think I would win... but I might die. (Some of you view this as a win-win scenario. I salute you.)
(Some of you view this as a win-win scenario. I salute you.)
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#114
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:20 AM
Illuyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 12:18 AM, said:
Orrrrrrr, we all get pissed online, start making up crazy theories about the books and between everyone actually guess the ending of the series.
TCG is soooooo gioign two gte ikllled by the muuule.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:03 AM
im against picking a specific drink.
my proposal is simple (h think i should partake as a control specimin)
most logical route is pickin a strength (im goin to suggest the sensible spirit 37.5%) an a measure (35ml) then proceed to consume at a rate of 1 every set time, wether its shoted or mixed is up to the contestant
my proposal is simple (h think i should partake as a control specimin)
most logical route is pickin a strength (im goin to suggest the sensible spirit 37.5%) an a measure (35ml) then proceed to consume at a rate of 1 every set time, wether its shoted or mixed is up to the contestant
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:06 AM
Macros, on Aug 5 2009, 04:03 AM, said:
im against picking a specific drink.
my proposal is simple (h think i should partake as a control specimin)
most logical route is pickin a strength (im goin to suggest the sensible spirit 37.5%) an a measure (35ml) then proceed to consume at a rate of 1 every set time, wether its shoted or mixed is up to the contestant
my proposal is simple (h think i should partake as a control specimin)
most logical route is pickin a strength (im goin to suggest the sensible spirit 37.5%) an a measure (35ml) then proceed to consume at a rate of 1 every set time, wether its shoted or mixed is up to the contestant
I call bias. You seem drunk enough to compete at any activity at this point, and are making us attempt math. I HATE MATH. Even drunk conversions: ARE EVIL.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:10 AM
2 salient points to this:
1. Either tehol would end up doing this in the afternoon or Mezla would have to stay up till late so one would immediately be disadvantaged.
2. Mezla posseses significant advantages in size (she's taller, I'm not calling you fat, christ, and has bigger feet for balance), experience (as a Manc scal she probably started boozing at the park aged 13, I know I did) and Britishness, she comes from a long and illustrious line that can trace itself back to the gin palaces of the early Victorian era.
Also at the Christmas shindig I plied her with enough gin to drop a medium sized elephant and she still had a better memory of the evening than I did.
1. Either tehol would end up doing this in the afternoon or Mezla would have to stay up till late so one would immediately be disadvantaged.
2. Mezla posseses significant advantages in size (she's taller, I'm not calling you fat, christ, and has bigger feet for balance), experience (as a Manc scal she probably started boozing at the park aged 13, I know I did) and Britishness, she comes from a long and illustrious line that can trace itself back to the gin palaces of the early Victorian era.
Also at the Christmas shindig I plied her with enough gin to drop a medium sized elephant and she still had a better memory of the evening than I did.
I AM A TWAT
#119
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:26 AM
I love my Tehol, but Mezels is now up to a solid 3 to 1.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:34 AM
I still want to join in! 
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
