[HoosierDaddy]

Got any cocaine?

Edit: Damn stupid page thingy now this statement stands alone as to how unfunny I am.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 05 August 2009 - 09:57 PM

[stone monkey]

Don't worry. I appreciate how witty you've just been

For the full effect, though, you have to look around you nervously before saying: "Hey man, do you know where I could get hold of any pills?" In the plummiest Home Counties accent you can.

Even 15 years down the line, it still pisses me off. Twats!

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 05 August 2009 - 10:05 PM

[HoosierDaddy]

Kind words. I doubt them, but the intent is appreciated.

[Cougar]

stone monkey, on Aug 5 2009, 10:55 PM, said:

There really isn't a sadder sight. Some people really don't realise when it's time to let go of their youth.

I expect that in his younger days he was probably the kind of self-consciously hip white guy who, back in the 90s, used to accost me in clubs when off his face on disco biscuits convinced that he was my best friend because he had dreds too and speaking in the worst fake patois ever. And then was really put out when that turned out to be very decidedly not the case. Yeah, 'cause cultural appropriation is going to leave me especially well disposed to you... Those people used to really get on my tits. Almost as much as the young, terrifyingly middle-class white kids, very obviously away from home for the first time during their 1st year of Uni, who would assume that because I was a black guy with dreds, I was the obvious person to sell them drugs...

I think you might be the last person I'd try to buy drugs from.

Please stop racially profiling Toby's half arsed annecdotes though.

Also well done Tobes you managed to discuss a bald man without mentioning my name.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

I'm making progress, the group therapy is really helping.

I can sympathise with SM, every time I go past a country house Lords come sidling up to me asking if I could check out their flue and maybe clear the blockages in their chimneys. Disgraceful.

[caladanbrood]

You think you've got it bad? I can't even mention I'm from the west country without people asking if I can fix their combine harvester

[Illuyankas]

Whereas I can call you a filthy northerner. Filthy northerner.

[Cougar]

caladanbrood, on Aug 5 2009, 11:29 PM, said:

You think you've got it bad? I can't even mention I'm from the west country without people asking if I can fix their combine harvester

Surely with your accent and background they'd be more likely to ask if you can get one of your peasants to take a look at their combine harvester.

[caladanbrood]

Vassals are an extention of self, dear boy. Hardly worthy of mention.

[Impirion]

Peasants are the richest people here in the UK thanks to the subsidies they get and the generally huge amounts of land they have.... well, maybe bar the bankers...

This post has been edited by Impirion: 05 August 2009 - 10:59 PM

[Centzon Totochtin]

Northerners aren't that filthy are they? My mum is from somewhere up north in England

Yes I am up for it cos I have nothing better to do

[HoosierDaddy]

Impirion, on Aug 5 2009, 06:59 PM, said:

Peasants are the richest people here in the UK thanks to the subsidies they get and the generally huge amounts of land they have.... well, maybe bar the bankers...

Aren't peasants, by nature, poor?

[Volkh]

Tehol if you were yogert would you be fruit on the bottom or stired?

[Shiara]

Centzon Totochtin, on Aug 6 2009, 09:14 AM, said:

Northerners aren't that filthy are they? My mum is from somewhere up north in England

Yes, your mum is filthy. Absolutely filthy. Just ask your dad

[Centzon Totochtin]

like mother like daughter i guess

[teholbeddict]

Volkh, on Aug 5 2009, 06:48 PM, said:

Tehol if you were yogert would you be fruit on the bottom or stired?

I'm more of an on top kind of girl! So if I had to choose one it would be stirred!

@Centz Okay so we're on then. We just need to work out the day and time and we'll be set. How does next weekend sound to you?

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 06 August 2009 - 02:12 AM

[Centzon Totochtin]

do you mean the one in 2 days or the one in a week and 2 days?

[teholbeddict]

No not the one in two days, I can't do it then I have plans already. I'm talking about the next weekend, the 14th-16th of August. Do you want to have a set drink? Or should we just go for whatever? I'm good as long as it's not tequila, that stuff makes me violently ill. I won't go near it.

[Centzon Totochtin]

definately not tequilla - it depends if we are going straight shots or can mix it, I can't shot vodka any more. I like the idea of going the same strength but choosing our own poison.

sometime next weekend should work

[teholbeddict]

Really I have no problems with mixing it or shooting it. It's all the same really, as long as you're putting a full shot in with your mix. We just need to keep track of the total shots of alchol consumed. I will probably go with dark rum or vodka, but you can go with whatever you want providing it's the same strength.

So time wise what works best for you? I am willing to do it during the day or evening, as long as it's not first thing in the morning. Oh and we'll have to get Maccy to set up this chat room he was going on about.