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teholbeddict This week, Tehol "Small Foot" Beddict!

#81 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:48 PM

Challenge Accepted.

I bet we could pay for the site for 10 years with the proceeds.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:05 PM

All credit to you Tehol for answering both sets of questions :p. And I am really glad things are going better for you.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:15 PM

Ha, so I really am an actual fear-inducing obnoxious bastard. Fun :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:18 PM

Most of us can only aspire to being so obnoxious. You are a natural!
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#85 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:35 PM

 caladanbrood, on Aug 4 2009, 04:15 PM, said:

Ha, so I really am an actual fear-inducing obnoxious bastard. Fun :p



Don't worry Brood! You're nowhere near that bad! Or maybe it's just that I'm used to it now! :p Honestly I think it was just my being a noob and not wanting to be blasted for anything or to say the wrong thing. There's no harm done at all!

@Mez We need to figure out some way to make this head to head drinking competition a reality! You should fear for your dogs people! Don't leave them hanging around! Well either that or buy them some sort of protective gear!

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 04 August 2009 - 09:37 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

well, I pondered the problem.

Our biggest barrier if we try and online, trusting to both your honesty, is the time difference.

But obviously a chat room and an agreed upon drinking rate is the way forward
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:52 PM

We just need someone to supervise each person and narrate events online while the rest of us follow the commentary.

Who in Canda will sit near TB and force her to drink?

I'm sure Cougar will supervise Mez, then grope parts of her drunken form innappropriately.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:09 PM

 caladanbrood, on Aug 4 2009, 06:15 PM, said:

Ha, so I really am an actual fear-inducing obnoxious bastard. Fun :p


If it helps any, apparently I "poo poo'd" on Shin's first posting attempt. Don't really remember that, but I'll assume it was true. :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:23 PM

 Thelomen Toblerone, on Aug 4 2009, 10:52 PM, said:

We just need someone to supervise each person and narrate events online while the rest of us follow the commentary.

Who in Canda will sit near TB and force her to drink?

I'm sure Cougar will supervise Mez, then grope parts of her drunken form innappropriately.


No chance, I'd have to stay sober in this plan. Instead, I'll be the control drunk at the UK end, Stone Monkey will have to sit there in the tack suit with the stop watch.

Groping will be optional

This post has been edited by Cougar: 04 August 2009 - 10:24 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:27 PM

 Cougar, on Aug 4 2009, 11:23 PM, said:

Groping will be optional


Stone Monkey. In a track suit? You won't be able to stop me groping!
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:28 PM

 Mezla PigDog, on Aug 4 2009, 11:27 PM, said:

 Cougar, on Aug 4 2009, 11:23 PM, said:

Groping will be optional


Stone Monkey. In a track suit? You won't be able to stop me groping!


Get in the queue, ho-bag.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:34 PM

 Cougar, on Aug 4 2009, 11:28 PM, said:

 Mezla PigDog, on Aug 4 2009, 11:27 PM, said:

 Cougar, on Aug 4 2009, 11:23 PM, said:

Groping will be optional


Stone Monkey. In a track suit? You won't be able to stop me groping!


Get in the queue, ho-bag.


Excuse me? What?

I haz tha ph3ar now :p

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 04 August 2009 - 10:35 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:07 PM

 teholbeddict, on Aug 4 2009, 10:35 PM, said:

Don't worry Brood! You're nowhere near that bad! Or maybe it's just that I'm used to it now! :p Honestly I think it was just my being a noob and not wanting to be blasted for anything or to say the wrong thing. There's no harm done at all!

Well I apologise anyway :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:20 PM

The line is starting 5/2 in favor of Mezles. The BBQ has the early weight in her direction.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 12:19 AM

Ooh, I'd pay to watch. They should Skype while they do it and record the calls, too. :p
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 12:37 AM

This thread is getting creepy.

Can someone make a caption on this pic like "Pedantic Bear: Trying to be as creepy as you people"

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 12:39 AM

But, that's incorrect use of the pedantic bear. Pedantic bear is used when you or someone else is being pedantic. None of that here. It's got nothing to do with pedantic bear.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 12:43 AM

Pedobear is also out due to his very nature, as well.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:02 AM

 Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Aug 5 2009, 10:39 AM, said:

But, that's incorrect use of the pedantic bear. Pedantic bear is used when you or someone else is being pedantic. None of that here. It's got nothing to do with pedantic bear.

Pedantic bear has outgrown you rly, let him evolve on his own.

Besides which I'm being pedantic by pointing out this thread's creepiness.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:06 AM

Done

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