[frookenhauer]

Somehow, I am unsure exactly how it came to pass, but I had some veet wax strips in my hand yesterday evening. I was bored and then read the instructions on how to use em. Simple:

1: rub a pair of sheets in your hand till the wax is melted....easy, gosh this is easy.

2.take a sheet and place it on where you want to remove the hair...wow okay centre of my chest, upright.

3. stroke the strip in the direction of the hair follicles...Okay this bit was a bit difficult cos me chest hairs sprout at all angles and kind of whorl around my nips...but anyway...check!

4. pull away from skin against the direction of hair growth. Please note stretching the skin taut in the are helps...ish. Okay puff out chest manfully, grip the strip from the bottom and count to three...

5. Hear a tearing ripping sound that bore a passing resemblance to how a tear in the very fabric of the space time continuum would sound like. Now, I'm a boy scout (never went) so i was prepared with my trusty hooded top to scream into and proceeded to do so, like a frkkin girl! I had a vertical letterbox shape, which was white, but soon became a glowing deep red that could be seen from space at night.

The chest hair that i have cheerfully sported for ooh...a decade and a half has been trimmed and then shaved and I have vowed never to go near wax again...Unless I get drunk and then all bets are off.

Lads, do not try this at home. Ladies...er, never mind

[Terez]

I love it when men are vain!

[Aptorian]

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[chill]

*khm*gay*khm*

seriously, as if you didn't know it would hurt like hell. Girls are bitching about waxing every chance they get, claiming even men would cry at the pain. So you just need to look smug and say something like "as if I would ever do such a thing. My manly hairs aro too sexy to be removed". And you could've at least lied that you've been drunk. "Boring" is nut an excuse for putting your manliness in question

[Bhurnae]

So Back Sack and Crack is a NoNo then?

[Centzon Totochtin]

bah, if there is pain it lasts and whole second then it is gone Saying that, I get it done by a professional, hurts less and is all neatly done.

I dont see the need to wax chest hair though for a guy, there is nothing wrong with a manly hairy chest. Back hair is a different matter...

[dktorode]

Frookenhauer, on Jul 1 2009, 12:40 AM, said:

Somehow, I am unsure exactly how it came to pass, but I had some veet wax strips in my hand yesterday evening. I was bored and then read the instructions on how to use em. Simple:

1: rub a pair of sheets in your hand till the wax is melted....easy, gosh this is easy.

2.take a sheet and place it on where you want to remove the hair...wow okay centre of my chest, upright.

3. stroke the strip in the direction of the hair follicles...Okay this bit was a bit difficult cos me chest hairs sprout at all angles and kind of whorl around my nips...but anyway...check!

4. pull away from skin against the direction of hair growth. Please note stretching the skin taut in the are helps...ish. Okay puff out chest manfully, grip the strip from the bottom and count to three...

5. Hear a tearing ripping sound that bore a passing resemblance to how a tear in the very fabric of the space time continuum would sound like. Now, I'm a boy scout (never went) so i was prepared with my trusty hooded top to scream into and proceeded to do so, like a frkkin girl! I had a vertical letterbox shape, which was white, but soon became a glowing deep red that could be seen from space at night.

The chest hair that i have cheerfully sported for ooh...a decade and a half has been trimmed and then shaved and I have vowed never to go near wax again...Unless I get drunk and then all bets are off.

Lads, do not try this at home. Ladies...er, never mind

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[Bhurnae]

Frookenhauer, on Jun 30 2009, 11:40 PM, said:

Lads, do not try this at home. Ladies...er, never mind

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[Shinrei]

Tell me this has nothing to do with pizza toppings.


PLEASE!

[Fist Gamet]

The Devil really does make work for idle hands...

and no Shin, it's okay, it doesn't. Deep breaths.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Evidently the pizza business was only part of the plan-what else have you got up your sleeve eh Frookson?

[cauthon]

I'm going to get my back done for the first time somewhere next week or so. Thanks for reminding me how painful the ordeal will be.

[frookenhauer]

It has nothing to do with pizza toppings!

chill, on Jul 1 2009, 08:06 AM, said:

And you could've at least lied that you've been drunk. "Boring" is nut an excuse for putting your manliness in question

It has ever been thus

Yes Terez I am vain-ish. I do not have cool chest hair, correction I did not have cool chest hair, it was more of a pelt that mas genetically engineered to scare small children and the faint hearted. It had to go and finally had nout to do for a while enough to actually go...hmm some veet strips...I wonder.

I will add that my completely white chest is a bit scary and I need to tan it up sharpish. its sunny out, i might go out for a bit of a lay down....but its oh so smooth.

[Mezla PigDog]

The problem with waxing really hairy men is where do you stop?

[Aptorian]

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 1 2009, 04:34 PM, said:

The problem with waxing really hairy men is where do you stop?

And will there even be anything left of the man once you finish...

[RodeoRanch]

You chose...poorly.

[Obdigore]

RodeoRanch, on Jul 1 2009, 11:57 AM, said:

You chose...poorly.

Indiana Jones Quote with pic by Rodeo?

/endthread.

[Cougar]

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 1 2009, 03:34 PM, said:

The problem with waxing really hairy men is where do you stop?

I reckon I can talk with some authority on this.

Since it's summer it will soon be time to shed my winter coat and shave my back. Never wax.

[Aptorian]

But you will leave the chest minge wont you? That's where all your strength comes from Cougar.

[frookenhauer]

Oi! There's plenty of me left after the removal of the pelt! And now I can cut through water like a dolphin . "crickatickticktick" That's "Cant catch me, I'm a frikkin dolphin!" in dolphinese.