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Nightmares with wax It was never a good idea.

#41 chill

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 03:47 PM

Frookenhauer, on Jul 4 2009, 03:33 AM, said:

Jesus...How did they get onto shemales? *shudders*

Gosh you old folks sure are funny...

Right...My chest hair actually grows quite fast and I now have stubble...WTF? Look, as far as I could tell, my pelt has been the same length for...well since the dawn of me having ze fuzz on ze chest and the rapid growth is just frikkin scary. Good thing though it aint itchy, so the question is, do i regrow or continue with the smooth and silky feel?

Well, if you like to touch yourself...

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#42 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 12:56 AM

Frookenhauer, on Jul 4 2009, 10:33 AM, said:

Gosh you old folks sure are funny...

OLD?!

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#43 Darkwatch

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 04:24 AM

Your ManCard.

Hand it in now.

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A non-touching itself rock.

#44 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 04:32 AM

If you keep shaving, the hair can grow back coarser, darker and stronger. I would advise either leave it or man up and wax :huh:

(waxing, the hair grows back finer and less and less over time)

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#45 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 07:09 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 5 2009, 02:32 PM, said:

If you keep shaving, the hair can grow back coarser, darker and stronger. I would advise either leave it or man up and wax :huh:

(waxing, the hair grows back finer and less and less over time)

I will skip the sly insinuations and go straight onto wild accusations!

CENTZ HAZ WAXZORED HER BACKZORZ

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#46 frookenhauer

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 09:39 PM

Right ...well...DW, my man card was taken off me by sparky and maccy some time ago and they refused to give it back. I think its affected me quite deeply, hence my present actions.

Centz, thank you for the heads up...When i feel like, er...manning up, I'll probably go that route to avoid...the thickness and courseness

If someone said to me two years ago I'd be having this conversation, I'd a pissed meself.

souls are for wimps

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:08 PM

Your right.

*Cue slow piano*

Narrator:

"See this person named Frook?

He's one of many who have made the mistake.
It started innocently, a bet and a pink shirt and sweater. But Pink-wearing is a gateway behaviour that leads to harsher kinds of emasculation further in ones life.
Now Frook has waxed his chest, what will happen next? Probably he will wax his nether regions to simplify his body absorbing them since he now has no use for testicles.
If this continues one day Frook may even become pregnant!

Remember kids, don't do pink, you'll get knocked up!"

This has been a public service announcement.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#48 frookenhauer

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:32 PM

LoL! foul, unfair...

...It'll never go that far. And you can take that to the bank. And the pink shirt is in retirement. Also...arent you supposed to be doin' sommat with it?

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#49 Darkwatch

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:44 PM

Indeed but I won't be wearing it, something else will. Thus sparing me.

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#50 frookenhauer

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:47 PM

Just not hard enough to wear a pink shirt eh?

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#51 Darkwatch

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:55 PM

Says the alcoholic to the sober man.

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#52 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:56 PM

Nevermind. I get it now. Hehe.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 05 July 2009 - 10:57 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#53 frookenhauer

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Posted 05 July 2009 - 11:02 PM

drunk on pink?

I too get it...I can hardly be called impartial. Hoosiers no help, damn you!

Right, I need to hunt down some popel and tear them limb from limb to get my man card back...Oh sparky? Maccy? Get over here!

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