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Nightmares with wax It was never a good idea.

#21 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:44 AM

Frookenhauer, on Jul 2 2009, 07:38 AM, said:

Oi! There's plenty of me left after the removal of the pelt! And now I can cut through water like a dolphin . "crickatickticktick" That's "Cant catch me, I'm a frikkin dolphin!" in dolphinese.

Going to live under the sea Frook?

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:55 AM

I had a friend who once tried to shave his ass with an epilator!!!!????O_O His screams were heard from miles away at 2am in the morning.

For the record I just trim and just the armpits and the balls. It's dancing with death I know but it makes for some awesome blowjobs.

This post has been edited by Vicodin&FantasyBooks: 02 July 2009 - 04:55 AM

AND in your forceful innocence you all believe you're somewhat special. That you're better than the sinners of this world. Well you're not special. Not on my internet ;P

#23 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:55 AM

Vicodin&FantasyBooks, on Jul 2 2009, 02:55 PM, said:

I had a friend who once tried to shave his ass with an epilator!!!!????O_O His screams were heard from miles away at 2am in the morning.

Rofl! I'd like to shake his hand.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#24 Vicodin&FantasyBooks

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:59 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 2 2009, 04:55 AM, said:

Vicodin&FantasyBooks, on Jul 2 2009, 02:55 PM, said:

I had a friend who once tried to shave his ass with an epilator!!!!????O_O His screams were heard from miles away at 2am in the morning.

Rofl! I'd like to shake his hand.

I honestly have no idea why hed do that anyway - was he after a rim-job from his gf? I'm fukken positive hes straight. But hell people are stupid for no apparent reason sometimes.

This post has been edited by Vicodin&FantasyBooks: 02 July 2009 - 04:59 AM

AND in your forceful innocence you all believe you're somewhat special. That you're better than the sinners of this world. Well you're not special. Not on my internet ;P

#25 dktorode

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 07:29 AM

RIM JOBS ARENT GAY IF ITS A WOMAN DOING THE RIMMING...

...ahem....or so ive been told

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#26 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:47 AM

dktorode, on Jul 2 2009, 05:29 PM, said:

RIM JOBS ARENT GAY IF ITS A WOMAN DOING THE RIMMING...

...ahem....or so ive been told

I'm sensing history in this post...

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 02:25 PM

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#28 Terez

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 07:44 PM

I keep seeing this thread title and thinking it says "Nightmares with sex".

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#29 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:48 PM

Cougar, on Jul 1 2009, 09:51 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 1 2009, 03:34 PM, said:

The problem with waxing really hairy men is where do you stop?

I reckon I can talk with some authority on this.

Since it's summer it will soon be time to shed my winter coat and shave my back. Never wax.

So whT DO YOu go wiht/? A stright line or a haphaszrard rutic look?

bloodu capslockmQ!!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#30 Cougar

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:52 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 3 2009, 12:48 AM, said:

So whT DO YOu go wiht/? A stright line or a haphaszrard rutic look?

bloodu capslockmQ!!

I think Capslock is the least of your typing worries.

I shave the whole back, the tops of my arms and shoulders, only in summer though. The hardest part is trimming round the chest hair cos you have to get it symetrical and neat.

I'd ask you the same question but I think that might be going too far.

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#31 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:56 PM

I sahve the chest dnad leave the shoulders. A woman wtih ahirayn shoululders is always a tunr on, in my experience/.l

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:58 PM

She's the gift that keeps on giving.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:58 PM

LOL. Tsk tsk for trying to take advantage of a drunk Mezla!

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#34 Slow Ben

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:58 PM

Ahirayn. Isnt that a city in Iran?

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:58 PM

I think that's a good enough point for me to go to bed before I find out anything more unsettling than that

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#36 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:05 AM

It is something to ggrab ohold of! Where is the shemAE IN thtat?

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#37 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 01:01 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 3 2009, 10:05 AM, said:

It is something to ggrab ohold of! Where is the shemAE IN thtat?

Don't think there are any shemales in that, Mezla....

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#38 Terez

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 01:02 AM

Oh no, the bot has started in! 2 down and about a dozen to go!

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#39 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 01:07 AM

Terez, on Jul 3 2009, 11:02 AM, said:

Oh no, the bot has started in! 2 down and about a dozen to go!

It is a source of great entertainment to create these puns.

MY LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#40 frookenhauer

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 12:33 AM

Jesus...How did they get onto shemales? *shudders*

Gosh you old folks sure are funny...

Right...My chest hair actually grows quite fast and I now have stubble...WTF? Look, as far as I could tell, my pelt has been the same length for...well since the dawn of me having ze fuzz on ze chest and the rapid growth is just frikkin scary. Good thing though it aint itchy, so the question is, do i regrow or continue with the smooth and silky feel?

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