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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.
#1061
Tsundoku 
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 10:09 AM
If only more people were so civic minded.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#1062
Tsundoku
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 10:53 AM
Double post, or as the French say: Doo-BLAY ... ummm ... post.
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#1063
Tsundoku
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 01:43 PM
Triple play! OK I was bored tonight and read the entire 2.5 years worth of strangegods.net
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#1064
Ain't_It_Just_
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- The AIJman cometh
Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:31 AM
Haha, excellent. And the triple post was pretty cool.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#1065
MTS
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 11:53 AM
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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#1066
Slow Ben
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 04:58 PM
This weekend I was talking with the ole lady. I make a twilight joke. She responds with
"Fine! You want me to say it! Twilight sucks! The story's terrible. I dont like it anymore."
Victory my friends.
I win.
"Fine! You want me to say it! Twilight sucks! The story's terrible. I dont like it anymore."
Victory my friends.
I win.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#1067
Illuyankas
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- Will cluck you up
Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:27 PM
GLORIOUS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1068
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- The AIJman cometh
Posted 02 February 2010 - 06:25 AM
"pops the champagne cork"
Here's to another enlightened mind!
Here's to another enlightened mind!
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#1069
Terez
- High Analyst of TQB
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- Interests:WWQBD?
- WoT Fangirl, Rank Traitor
Posted 16 February 2010 - 07:48 PM
http://marquee.blogs...s-dog/?hpt=Sbin
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Robert Pattinson, he of the sparkly vampire acting gigs and legions of fans, revealed some intriguing tidbits about his personal life during a reported pint-laden interview with Details magazine.
After a beer or two and plenty of chili-spiced bar snacks, Pattinson said that when it comes down to it, his biggest emotional attachment is to his dog.
"There might be something wrong with my emotional sight," the 23-year-old actor said. "The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."
Which is more than he can say about his relationship with vaginas.
The racy photo shoot he did for Details positioned the heartthrob between the legs of a female model, and Pattinson said it made him a bit antsy.
"I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
There was, however, a redeeming quality of the shoot for Pattinson.
"This shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community," Pattinson explained. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere."
Pattinson is currently working on an adaptation of the Guy de Maupassant novel "Bel Ami," and will make his next appearance on the silver screen in March in the drama "Remember Me."
After a beer or two and plenty of chili-spiced bar snacks, Pattinson said that when it comes down to it, his biggest emotional attachment is to his dog.
"There might be something wrong with my emotional sight," the 23-year-old actor said. "The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."
Which is more than he can say about his relationship with vaginas.
The racy photo shoot he did for Details positioned the heartthrob between the legs of a female model, and Pattinson said it made him a bit antsy.
"I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
There was, however, a redeeming quality of the shoot for Pattinson.
"This shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community," Pattinson explained. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere."
Pattinson is currently working on an adaptation of the Guy de Maupassant novel "Bel Ami," and will make his next appearance on the silver screen in March in the drama "Remember Me."
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
#1070
Illuyankas
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 08:48 PM
Oh, that is glorious. You have to respect a man who's spending pretty much every moment of press time trolling his fanbase.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1072
caladanbrood
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 09:00 PM
Oh no. If there's one thing that will outlive twitards, it's people taking the piss out of twitards.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#1073
Darkwatch
- A Strange Human
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 02:40 AM
There's still two more movies yet to be released we have tons of time to insult twitards.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#1074
Ain't_It_Just_
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- The AIJman cometh
Posted 17 February 2010 - 11:05 AM
Darkwatch, on 17 February 2010 - 02:40 AM, said:
There's still two more movies yet to be released we have tons of time to insult twitards.
Yep. May as well kick back and prepare our bags of flaming dog poo.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#1075
stone monkey
- I'm the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die...
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM
Oh Good Grief!
It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.
It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 19 February 2010 - 08:55 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#1076
Darkwatch
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- 1.6180339887
Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:18 PM
stone monkey, on 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:
Oh Good Grief!
It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.
It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.
Impressive.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#1077
HoosierDaddy
- Believer
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- Interests:Football
Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:29 PM
Michael J. Fox just called, Teen Wolf > Jacob. Can Jacob DUNK? Huh? Can he? FUCK NO!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#1079
King Lear
- Une belle quelquesomething sans merci
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- Joined: 01-October 09
Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:57 AM
stone monkey, on 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:
Oh Good Grief!
It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.
It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.
Is it bad that this makes me happy?
*Men's Frights Activist*
#1080
Tsundoku
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- Location:Maison de merde
Posted 20 February 2010 - 03:42 AM
"Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!"
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
This chicks stupidity should be spread across all forms of media, and her letter delivered to her parents. On camera.
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
This chicks stupidity should be spread across all forms of media, and her letter delivered to her parents. On camera.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
