[MTS]

Darkwatch, on Jun 7 2009, 09:22 AM, said:

Actually I've had a better idea.
There is nothing in the initial challenge that states that the books must be kept by you. You could lend them to someone interested in reading them. It would remove the physical presence of the books, that combined with her threats must act as temptation.

Then become the most romantic and galant man she's ever seen (not in a caricature way either). The point is, make her miss you.

Bit hard to make her miss me when she's at my house 3 nights a week lol. Most of the books aren't here anymore either - I use one as a paperweight, but that's it.

Anyway, she'll cave soon. I'm getting her flatmate to steal her vibrator (yes, I found out she does do it, so that's one victory to me )

[Darkwatch]

I meant miss in another fashion.
Make her feel bad by being romantic.

[HoosierDaddy]

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 6 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Jun 7 2009, 09:22 AM, said:

Actually I've had a better idea.

<snip>

Anyway, she'll cave soon. I'm getting her flatmate to steal her vibrator (yes, I found out she does do it, so that's one victory to me )

Told yah. Why do women feel the need to lie about this? I don't get it.

[MTS]

Yeah, I try when I can - I'm taking her out Tuesday night. We're seeing some chick flick I will hate, but oh well.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Not Twilight I hope...OR ELSE THOU ART STRICKEN FROM OUR RANKS FOR EVER MOAR

[MTS]

HoosierDaddy, on Jun 7 2009, 09:48 AM, said:

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 6 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Jun 7 2009, 09:22 AM, said:

Actually I've had a better idea.

<snip>

Anyway, she'll cave soon. I'm getting her flatmate to steal her vibrator (yes, I found out she does do it, so that's one victory to me )

Told yah. Why do women feel the need to lie about this? I don't get it.

Me neither. Maybe they think it's shameful or whatever, which is crazy of course.

@AIJ, no, it's not Twilight (I've already seen that ), I've since been informed it's a new Matthew Mcconaughey movie...I HATE Matthew Mcconaughey!

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 08 June 2009 - 07:12 AM

[Gothos]

it could've been worse
also, if you moved in together, one the first day you should cook her dinner, do the laundry, vacuum the apartment, and then masturbate right in front of her - so that she knows you can handle yourself without her.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Alright, now that's asking for too much. It's like asking to spend a week-end with Norman Bates.

[Grimjust Bearegular]

Assail, on Jun 6 2009, 01:12 AM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 5 2009, 05:51 PM, said:

I suggest a trail of cookies leading to a prison cell with a copy of GotM is the sole object...

Of perhaps pictures of Edward Cullen in various poses to make sure she follows the trail. Wear gloves though, for said pictures may burn your hands.

That's actually not such a bad idea...Gotta find a Norwegian version, though, as her Englsih is not that good...

[beru]

well in that case TRANSELATE IT YOURSELF
i know for a fact that english-norwegian transelators does NOT use things more advanced than WIKIPEDIA (yes thats true or it seems like it) as traselation...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Mappo, how goes it in Casa de Celibate?

[Grimjust Bearegular]

beru, on Jun 9 2009, 06:36 AM, said:

well in that case TRANSELATE IT YOURSELF
i know for a fact that english-norwegian transelators does NOT use things more advanced than WIKIPEDIA (yes thats true or it seems like it) as traselation...

Oh, oh, here comes the kicker!


I am, in fact, a translator by profession. I have a Bachelor's Degree in English Translation and Technical Language. And yes, we do use things more advanced than Wikipedia. They're called dictionaries...


But, the book's already been translated, just don't wanna shelf out NOK 400 for it.

[Abyss]

beru, on Jun 6 2009, 07:48 AM, said:

twilight won the best ACTION SCENE in mtv movie awards...

A teen movie whose production co is paying heavy advertising dollars to ensure dvd sales and sequel meme wins at the MTVVAs... that is the most shocking thing that has ever happened on that show since the dedication to Lance Bass' acting career failed to inspire the Academy to give him an Oscar that same year.

Illuyankas, on Jun 6 2009, 07:24 PM, said:

There's only one solution. Steal a joke off the TV show Dirty Sanchez, duct tape vibrating dildos to each hand, and introduce yourself to her as Robocock. There is no possible way this can go wrong.

The dildos could be on varying frequencies, causing MapSack to transubstantiate into another universe where he's a giant... and all the people fear him because he's a giant with two giant vibrating dildos on his hands and they worship him like a god and carve huge statutes of him with dildos for hands until the dildo vibrations throw off the weather patterns and cause massive flooding and environmental damage and the people turn to him for help and all he can do is stand there with his useless giant dildo hands with dead batteries and so they turn on him and shatter the idols and hunt him and he must replace the batteries in the dildos with thousands of tiny batteries which is hard as fuck to do with duct tape on your hands until he does it and vibrates back home and vanishes into the little people's legends and is used to scare children who misbehave because no matter how naughty they are, a giant with vibrating dildos for hands coming after you in the night is pretty fucking scary to a kid.


- Abyss, ...notes that would make for a better movie than Twilight...

[MTS]

Abyss, on Jun 11 2009, 12:24 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on Jun 6 2009, 07:24 PM, said:

There's only one solution. Steal a joke off the TV show Dirty Sanchez, duct tape vibrating dildos to each hand, and introduce yourself to her as Robocock. There is no possible way this can go wrong.

The dildos could be on varying frequencies, causing MapSack to transubstantiate into another universe where he's a giant... and all the people fear him because he's a giant with two giant vibrating dildos on his hands and they worship him like a god and carve huge statutes of him with dildos for hands until the dildo vibrations throw off the weather patterns and cause massive flooding and environmental damage and the people turn to him for help and all he can do is stand there with his useless giant dildo hands with dead batteries and so they turn on him and shatter the idols and hunt him and he must replace the batteries in the dildos with thousands of tiny batteries which is hard as fuck to do with duct tape on your hands until he does it and vibrates back home and vanishes into the little people's legends and is used to scare children who misbehave because no matter how naughty they are, a giant with vibrating dildos for hands coming after you in the night is pretty fucking scary to a kid.


- Abyss, ...notes that would make for a better movie than Twilight...

In which case I would rip the dildos and duct tape off and go to town on the traitorous bastards...

MTS, unafraid...

[Mirthmonkey]

Wait, this is still going on? Your girlfriend is really withholding sex because you won't read Twilight? Still? You've got to be freaking kidding me. Send her a card. Welcome to Dumpsville, population you.

[MTS]

No, she gave up on that like 5 days ago. It was just a joke after the first day or so - it turned into a mini Contest for a while

[Darkwatch]

So it's over?
Who won?

[MTS]

I did, naturally. She caved on Saturday night. In the wise words of Rules of Engagement - "Booze + time". That and I've ruined half her books by treating them like crap

[Darkwatch]

This demands a victory celebration of some sort.

[MTS]

The victory is the celebration