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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#501 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 04:37 AM

Assail just won the Internetz, methinks.

You know what would be funny? If a huge Malazan lynch mob went to Edward Cullen's house and-here's the irony-drown him in a vat of blood! hahahahahah! Hahaha! heehehe! Hee!

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:18 AM

considering both the stars of twilight have said in interviews how crap they think it is,
I think we should leave them alone.

they're only trying to make a living after all.

meh. Link was dead :(

#503 MTS

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:23 AM

Coco makes a good point. You can't blame Pattinson and Stewart for jumping on - Twilight's a serious cash cow (as is Stephenie Meyer

). Who you can blame are the rabid, screaming fantards and the idiot who brought out all the crazy.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 10:41 AM

Hell, the Cullen actor is almost certainly the reason why Meyer isn't getting money from the book Breaking Dawn. At least, I think it's called Breaking Dawn, my dislike of the series doesn't quite go far enough for me to be bothered to check.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 11:48 AM

twilight won the best ACTION SCENE in mtv movie awards... and underworld 3 wasent even nominated...

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 12:01 PM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 6 2009, 05:37 AM, said:

Assail just won the Internetz, methinks.

The internetz is really cheap theese days isn't it...

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 12:17 PM

Exactly! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I consider it side-splittingly ironic that the actors of Bella and Edward hate Twilight. Makes the universe feel right again.

In other news; SHOCK HORROR. The Twilight DVD has entered my house! Bar the doors and destroy the Tv!

Suck it Errant!

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#508 beru

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 04:01 PM

or you can take it for a walk and se how many bounches you get

(along the water surface if you dident catch that)

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 04:05 PM

beru, on Jun 6 2009, 09:48 PM, said:

twilight won the best ACTION SCENE in mtv movie awards... and underworld 3 wasent even nominated...

Wait, what action scene? There was one fight with a vampire, and it wasn't nearly as cool or as long as it should've been. Damn sparklefags, they're clearly pandering to the stupid teenage audience. However, it's the MTV movie awards so I guess it's not so bad. I'll be up in arms if the movie gets a Golden Globe or an Oscar...god forbid.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 05:09 PM

Maybe i missed it being posted MTS, but who caved first, you or the girl?

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 05:25 PM

Neither, sadly. She's proving more stubborn than I thought. I don't even think it's about Twilight anymore - it's turned into a miniature Contest, to see who cracks first

I'm honestly struggling, though. Going back to fapping is HARD (see what I did there?

) after the real thing. I'll probably cave in the next few days, I don't care anymore lol.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 05:52 PM

never let a woman dominate you like that.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 10:30 PM

Gothos, on Jun 6 2009, 01:52 PM, said:

never let a woman dominate you like that.

I agree with this.
Especialy if she's willing to use sex as a leverage in the relationship.

In all honesty you should shred the book and give the shreds to her as gift.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 10:41 PM

You CAN NOT! let her win this. Not because of the stupid twitard stuff. Your 18 right, if you let her get away with this now it will set a precedent in your relationship that will last. She WILL have power over you and nothing, i repeat, nothing good will come of it!

Yes, i'm bitter at the moment. But that doesnt make it untrue.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 11:22 PM

Actually I've had a better idea.
There is nothing in the initial challenge that states that the books must be kept by you. You could lend them to someone interested in reading them. It would remove the physical presence of the books, that combined with her threats must act as temptation.

Then become the most romantic and galant man she's ever seen (not in a caricature way either). The point is, make her miss you.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 11:24 PM

Who are you guys kidding? I would have caved day 2. They DO have that power over us, and they know it. Evil women with their soft skin and curves and... I'll be back in a bit.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#517 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 11:24 PM

There's only one solution. Steal a joke off the TV show Dirty Sanchez, duct tape vibrating dildos to each hand, and introduce yourself to her as Robocock. There is no possible way this can go wrong.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 11:25 PM

Back in the day we could go an wage war on our neighbour to pass the time, and capture slave women.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 11:27 PM

Illuyankas, on Jun 6 2009, 07:24 PM, said:

There's only one solution. Steal a joke off the TV show Dirty Sanchez, duct tape vibrating dildos to each hand, and introduce yourself to her as Robocock. There is no possible way this can go wrong.

That is brilliant. I am laughing so hard.