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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#541 Abyss

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:40 PM

he means sex, in case anyone missed the subtle metaphoric insinuation there...

- Abyss, for all your gettin'some to gettin'none translation needs...

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#542 Assail

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:59 PM

Abyss, on Jun 10 2009, 01:40 PM, said:

he means sex, in case anyone missed the subtle metaphoric insinuation there...

- Abyss, for all your gettin'some to gettin'none translation needs...

I, for one, could have never figured this out without your assistance, Abyss! Thank you feline overlord!

:killingme:

I still heart Goodkind.

#543 MTS

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 11:34 PM

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt, Assail. :killingme:

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#544 Assail

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 11:50 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 10 2009, 04:34 PM, said:

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt, Assail. :killingme:

You're just jealous that you don't got what I got, foolio!

I still heart Goodkind.

#545 MTS

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 11:52 PM

What's that, l33t baby killing skillz, a ticket to Iraq/Afghanistan and a militant and oddly homoerotic future? No thanks, amigo. :killingme:

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#546 Assail

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 11:57 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 10 2009, 04:52 PM, said:

What's that, l33t baby killing skillz, a ticket to Iraq/Afghanistan and a militant and oddly homoerotic future? No thanks, amigo.

All that, plus more! :killingme:

I still heart Goodkind.

#547 Abyss

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:48 AM

Assail, on Jun 10 2009, 05:59 PM, said:

Abyss, on Jun 10 2009, 01:40 PM, said:

he means sex, in case anyone missed the subtle metaphoric insinuation there...

- Abyss, for all your gettin'some to gettin'none translation needs...

I, for one, could have never figured this out without your assistance, Abyss! Thank you feline overlord!

:killingme:

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 10 2009, 07:34 PM, said:

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt, Assail.

I'm quite certain Assail was being entirely sincere.

- Abyss, morally bankrupt.

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#548 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:31 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 11 2009, 06:23 AM, said:

I did, naturally. She caved on Saturday night. In the wise words of Rules of Engagement - "Booze + time". That and I've ruined half her books by treating them like crap :killingme:

You did it! Power of the man ftw!

So how did it go down exactly? Did she walk in looking depressed and say, "You win." ? Or did you have to blackmail her?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#549 Darkwatch

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:41 PM

No woman in history has ever admitted defeat so directly AIJ. It's something there ego will not let them do.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#550 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 12:51 PM

Darkwatch, on Jun 13 2009, 01:41 AM, said:

No woman in history has ever admitted defeat so directly AIJ. It's something there ego will not let them do.

That's why we invented slavery!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#551 Darkwatch

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:12 AM

So I now have an ereader and a ebook version of the Ritualis Romani that contains the exorcism rituals.
I will commence the cleansing!

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#552 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:34 AM

Darkwatch, on Jun 16 2009, 01:12 PM, said:

So I now have an ereader and a ebook version of the Ritualis Romani that contains the exorcism rituals.
I will commence the cleansing!

Put in a good word for me...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#553 Cougar

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 02:52 PM

http://news.bbc.co.u...ent/8108658.stm

I AM A TWAT

#554 MTS

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 03:03 PM

Hehe I was just about to post that story. Stupid fantards. Hilarious though.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 19 June 2009 - 03:03 PM

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#555 Anomander

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 04:04 PM

Goddamnit! I did my laundry the other day and did not notice there was an article of clothing with sparkles on it. When all clothes were clean and dry (most of which are dark colours or black) everything glittered. I have since been dubbed Twilight by some friends and they ask if I have "skin that glints like diamonds".

Fuck.

And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.

#556 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 04:30 PM

Anomander, on Jun 19 2009, 05:04 PM, said:

"The first I knew that glitter had entered my life..."

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#557 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 07:08 AM

Cougar, on Jun 20 2009, 12:52 AM, said:

http://news.bbc.co.u...ent/8108658.stm

I'm getting the whole Malazan god-worshipper vibe here...

I trust that the fans were our field agents under cover?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#558 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 06:01 PM

JOY OF ALL JOYS!!!! The following conversation actually happened...

My girlfriend and I wanted to watch a movie so we were browsing iTunes looking for downloads
"Twilight" she said "What is Twilight?" She was being serious. I had to be careful with this, as it could go either way. I cleared my throat, drew a deep breath and began.
"It's based on a book by a mormon woman from America" I began, neutrally. "It's a so called 'vampire romance'..."
"That sounds a bit rubbish..." She said.
"Yes!" I said, pouncing upon that. "And they are vegetarian vampires, and they don't burn up in sunlight, just... sparkle... It is fairly universally derided by anyone with taste, and the fans are mostly rabid girls who think it represents true romance, and thus wish that their lives are like that of the characters in the story..."
"No way! We're not watching that!" She said.

Pre-emptive attack wins. I don't know how she hadn't heard of it, but she isn't a big film person I guess... I am saved any "You should be more like Edward" or whatever...
In your face, everyone who has that!

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#559 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 08:03 AM

Tiste Simeon, on Jun 23 2009, 04:01 AM, said:

We've struck the first blow in the fight against crap!

Don't let her be swayed...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#560 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 10:41 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 23 2009, 09:03 AM, said:

We've struck the first blow in the fight against crap!

Don't let her be swayed...

The other piece of awesomeness is that I was banging on about the Malazan books one time, and then when she was over mine she asked if she could one day read them, when she saw them lined up neatly in pride of place on my bookshelf. I nearly cried.