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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#561 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 10:54 AM

Bangin' on huh...

Heh, he, hehe, heh, hehe...
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 01:09 PM

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 01:11 PM

:p hahaha classic! Ahhh, that made my day haha.
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 06:49 PM

Lmfao. That's fucking great. Sup btw Mappo :p
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 06:33 AM

View Postdktorode, on Jun 23 2009, 11:09 PM, said:



ROFLBANSHEE. Where do I start paying tribute?
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:55 AM

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View PostBrynjar, on May 14 2009, 06:08 PM, said:

Man, I'm glad I'm in University. We're probably not any smarter than those screaming youtube girls, but we're usually too pompous to On a serious note, how the hell did it become so popular?!

It's supposedly "romantic", I think. I know only 2 guys who've read the book...1 lost a bet and the other is homosexual. And then I also know countless hordes of girls, ranging from teenagers to middle-age women, who like it.

It's a terrible pandemic that rots away people's sense of literary taste.

It's not that complicated, Twilight is just adolescent emotion porn. No one seriously critiques skin flicks for lack of literary depth, because that's not what they're there for...

Why not just call a spade a spade and dub the series "teen romance" or erotic lit (and choosing to push this erotics of abstinence agenda makes it no less erotic lit than had it included descriptions of bits) or, just emo porn. Then people who like "literature" can stop feeling offended, which is all this is about really, seeing as teenage girls of both gender aren't going to stop lapping them up.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:59 AM

teenage girls of both gender... Virtual rep for you good man :p
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 01:36 PM

The problem most people have is not just the books, it's the fandom that's tidal waved around it.
They're rabbid like otaku and about as insane.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:44 PM

From Anne Rice's Facebook page:

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And from the comments:
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:48 PM

Anne Rice is on Facebook?
Scary.

Glad to see she's being so diplomatic about it.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:49 PM

Yeah, she's not been that nice to fanfic authors before.

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:53 PM

Well according to reports Meyer's has an army of rabid dogs (Twitards) that attack any threat.
While Rice may have more fans as a whole she doesn't have as many fanatics at her disposal to protect her from a massive fan based assault.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:53 PM

Well, I'm pretty sure 'more challenging' in this instance equals 'more readers for ME! DELICIOUS MONEY!'
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:55 PM

Ha, I think Anne Rice has enough in the way of money. And she's got quite a lot of fans as well, though many of us won't read her Jesus stuff.

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:59 PM

I've read summaries of her "Sleeping Beauty" series, and I can say it's level of disturbing on par with Twilight.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:12 PM

I read the Sleeping Beauty series, and liked it. It had boysmut.

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:16 PM

View PostTerez, on Jun 25 2009, 10:12 AM, said:

I read the Sleeping Beauty series, and liked it. It had boysmut.


What is boysmut? How does it differ from girlsmut, tistesmut, illysmut, and aptsmut?

I demand a 5000 word essay on the subject.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:20 PM

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 25 2009, 10:16 AM, said:

What is boysmut? How does it differ from girlsmut, tistesmut, illysmut, and aptsmut?

*points at avatar*

Obdi said:

I demand a 5000 word essay on the subject.

I'm writing some fanfic. Want to read it? :pirate:

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:22 PM

View PostTerez, on Jun 25 2009, 10:20 AM, said:

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 25 2009, 10:16 AM, said:

What is boysmut? How does it differ from girlsmut, tistesmut, illysmut, and aptsmut?

*points at avatar*

Obdi said:

I demand a 5000 word essay on the subject.

I'm writing some fanfic. Want to read it? :pirate:


Is it pure boysmut?

My answer is directly inverse to your answer to the above question.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:25 PM

View PostCaptain Oblivious, on Jun 25 2009, 10:22 AM, said:

Is it pure boysmut?

My answer is directly inverse to your answer to the above question.

Nah, not pure boysmut at all. Plenty of action and epic fantasy elements, and some regular smut as well.

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