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Frookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 01:57 PM, said:
You can do what you like to Twilight, Menandores gone now 
Haha why is this? Is Menandore a Twitard?
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:00 PM
Fluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 19 2009, 10:49 PM, said:
Frookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 01:48 PM, said:
Kevin J anderson...isnt he the one that did the prequel stuff with herberts son and the books were...skkktrttt...we interrupt this broadcast
Everyones different I suppose, but that part of me that liked you Fwuffy is now surrounded by a spear waving mob baying for blood. You have saddened me *cries*
Everyones different I suppose, but that part of me that liked you Fwuffy is now surrounded by a spear waving mob baying for blood. You have saddened me *cries*
Haha you love it though.
So... do I have permission to verbally rape Twilight? I mean.. it is the Goodkind way is it not?
Wrong goodkinds way, the objectivist way is you dont ask permission before you rape something. When in doubt ask what richard would do.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:02 PM
She is a mod. That is all i have to say on the subject. Erm...arent you supposed to be raping Twilight?
carry on.
carry on.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:03 PM
Cause, on May 19 2009, 02:00 PM, said:
Fluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 19 2009, 10:49 PM, said:
Frookenhauer, on May 19 2009, 01:48 PM, said:
Kevin J anderson...isnt he the one that did the prequel stuff with herberts son and the books were...skkktrttt...we interrupt this broadcast
Everyones different I suppose, but that part of me that liked you Fwuffy is now surrounded by a spear waving mob baying for blood. You have saddened me *cries*
Everyones different I suppose, but that part of me that liked you Fwuffy is now surrounded by a spear waving mob baying for blood. You have saddened me *cries*
Haha you love it though.
So... do I have permission to verbally rape Twilight? I mean.. it is the Goodkind way is it not?
Wrong goodkinds way, the objectivist way is you dont ask permission before you rape something. When in doubt ask what richard would do.
Well I didn't want to hurt her feelings or anything. I'm not Richard, even if I do look up to him. LOL XD
I still heart Goodkind.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 10:21 PM
Sixty, on May 19 2009, 11:57 PM, said:
What?!?! Richard doesn't need to rape people; his sheer love of life makes everyone fall in love with him!!!11!11!!
So it's consensual.
So it's consensual.
It only takes richard five minutes of beating people with the sword of truth to get them to agree, it takes another hour to make them convince him they like it
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 10:24 PM
Cause, on May 19 2009, 06:21 PM, said:
Sixty, on May 19 2009, 11:57 PM, said:
What?!?! Richard doesn't need to rape people; his sheer love of life makes everyone fall in love with him!!!11!11!!
So it's consensual.
So it's consensual.
It only takes richard five minutes of beating people with the sword of truth to get them to agree, it takes another hour to make them convince him they like it
Ah, his "sword of truth"...I see what you did there.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:16 PM
sooo.. with that last name, should we now assume bwgan's family are all Dracula's offspring?
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:56 PM
... but piss funny. Especially Illys' fiery imagination and Frooks' baying mob.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:52 AM
In an effort to steer things back on topic, there's rape in both Twilight and SoT.
In both the victims become consensual due to their overwhelming love (or imprinting and Sword of Truthness).
It's funny when you think about it.
In both the victims become consensual due to their overwhelming love (or imprinting and Sword of Truthness).
It's funny when you think about it.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 03:45 AM
The forum's fucked up how many days in a row now? How long have we been talking about Twilight? Coincidence. No. Sparkley McSparketon knows his l33t.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 03:49 AM
@Frook, I had to leave so I had no time to write my rant. I want to wait until Menandore is around lol. Partly to see what Rodeo + Menandore combined would do to me. I anticipate bannage.
I still heart Goodkind.
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dktorode, on May 20 2009, 05:29 PM, said:
Douchebags one and all...you were right to hate.
Suck it Errant!
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RodeoRanch, on May 18 2009, 09:25 PM, said:
I reiterate for this entire thread.
Rodeo, you used to be shy about posting your picture!
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 07:36 PM
Pfft. I'm no Ti-Cats fan. 
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 08:28 PM
RodeoRanch, on May 20 2009, 12:36 PM, said:
Pfft. I'm no Ti-Cats fan.
Can you feel the water? Can you see the pyramids? Cuz you're in de Nile!
LOL so lame
I still heart Goodkind.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 08:30 PM
First we get a tolerable Goodkind fan, then a coherent Twilitter.
If a semi-sane Newcombe fan shows up, i'm done.
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If a semi-sane Newcombe fan shows up, i'm done.
- Abyss, fears for the world.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 08:32 PM
Abyss, on May 20 2009, 01:30 PM, said:
First we get a tolerable Goodkind fan, then a coherent Twilitter.
If a semi-sane Newcombe fan shows up, i'm done.
- Abyss, fears for the world.
If a semi-sane Newcombe fan shows up, i'm done.
- Abyss, fears for the world.
You... you think I'm tolerable?
No.. no I'm not crying, I've just got something in my eye!
I still heart Goodkind.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:03 PM
Abyss, on May 20 2009, 09:30 PM, said:
First we get a tolerable Goodkind fan, then a coherent Twilitter.
If a semi-sane Newcombe fan shows up, i'm done.
- Abyss, fears for the world.
If a semi-sane Newcombe fan shows up, i'm done.
- Abyss, fears for the world.
:Surprise: She'll be over the moon with that compliment...you've clearly never met her...although, I suppose coherent doesn't necessarily mean rational....
btw, if there should happen to be any straight, single, reasonably presentable, independently wealthy, male doctors on this forum, then drop me a line...it's not that I am trying to get rid of her, but she wants to go to university, whilst hubby and I want to retire...it's a bit of a dilemma....
I should add that the whole of that last paragraph is a joke...no-one will ever be good enough for daddy's little angel...*sigh*
Oh, and to be on topic - Twilight is nonsense...and dkt - you are her new best friend for posting that picture...I hate you!
(Well not really, but did you really have to post it? I mean really?)
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