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#13261 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 March 2026 - 09:52 AM

OK, teaser has teased ...


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Posted 31 March 2026 - 01:53 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 31 March 2026 - 09:52 AM, said:

OK, teaser has teased ...

https://www.youtube....h?v=IoHWPAN6FPg


same, the concept isn't wildly original but the execution looks good.
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#13263 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 01 April 2026 - 08:52 AM

What.
The.
Fuck?


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#13264 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 April 2026 - 09:29 AM

It gives House of Leaves vibes. Looks quite good TBF
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#13265 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 April 2026 - 10:14 AM

Deathstalker

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Looks gloriously cheesy
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Posted 04 April 2026 - 03:14 AM

Oh gawd ...

:doh:

https://www.youtube....rts/0y4Bj558wf4
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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Posted 04 April 2026 - 08:00 AM

That looks amazing!
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Posted 14 April 2026 - 07:10 PM

I see Lin Manuel Miranda is making a movie called Octet (based on a musical of the same name) and the cast is absolutely STACKED I am so hyped and I know nothing about it!

Rachel Zegler
Amanda Seyfried
Philippa Soo
Trammell mother flippin' Tillman!
Jonathan Groff.

My goodness.
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Posted 16 April 2026 - 01:49 PM

Fuck. ME. YES. INTO. ME VEINS.


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Posted 16 April 2026 - 02:04 PM

That looks pretty sweet. David Dastmalchian is also in S2 of One Piece, so he's going all-in on the market for stretchy-armed properties. Stretch Armstrong movie on the horizon?
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Posted 16 April 2026 - 02:58 PM

That's what the Tekken movie should have been!!
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Posted 16 April 2026 - 03:01 PM

View PostMacros, on 16 April 2026 - 02:58 PM, said:

That's what the Tekken movie should have been!!


There was a Tekken movie?
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Posted 16 April 2026 - 03:07 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 16 April 2026 - 01:49 PM, said:

Fuck. ME. YES. INTO. ME VEINS.





Oh hell yeah, that looks awesome!

When the cast was first announced I had zero confidence in it but aye man, looking forward to this now.

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Posted 16 April 2026 - 03:11 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 16 April 2026 - 01:49 PM, said:

Fuck. ME. YES. INTO. ME VEINS.




I have a strange soft spot for the original street fighter movie. I dont think I even knew the game existed.

For me it was just a Tuesday.
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#13275 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 16 April 2026 - 05:38 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 16 April 2026 - 03:01 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on 16 April 2026 - 02:58 PM, said:

That's what the Tekken movie should have been!!


There was a Tekken movie?



Yeah, not terribly good. Granted the source material is weak but they really leaned into the sexy sexy fighter idea
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