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#12881 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 16 September 2024 - 08:56 AM

Damian Lewis certainly has quite the eclectic filmography.


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Posted 17 September 2024 - 06:48 AM

I watched A Family Affair on Netflix. No comment on the movie BUT seeing that Zac Effron has had work on his face made me feel SO OLD! The internet says he broke his jaw and needed surgery and that's why he looks so different - I assume the lip fillers must have got in there by mistake then....
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Posted 17 September 2024 - 06:50 AM

we saw him in something recently and thought he looked a bit odd.

Ricky Stanicky, was surprisingly funny
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Posted 27 September 2024 - 05:57 AM

Hold me closer Tony Danza ...


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 02 October 2024 - 06:27 PM

A sequel to Space balls? Well obviously I'll be watching it but I never thought they'd make one...

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Posted 02 October 2024 - 09:58 PM

I didn't know there was a history 9f the world part 2
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Posted 03 October 2024 - 10:29 AM

View PostMacros, on 02 October 2024 - 09:58 PM, said:

I didn't know there was a history 9f the world part 2


Yeah this sequel is a series, and it feels a lot more like Drunk History than it does the original movie -- probably because Mel Brooks mostly passed the baton creatively to some relatively younger folks.
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Posted 03 October 2024 - 03:24 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 02 October 2024 - 06:27 PM, said:

A sequel to Space balls? Well obviously I'll be watching it but I never thought they'd make one...

https://www.inverse....lls-2-star-wars



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Posted 15 October 2024 - 10:43 AM

Fingers crossed.


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#12890 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 22 October 2024 - 01:41 PM

Is the movie industry dying or am I just more choosy. Five years ago I feel like I could see a movie every weekend. Not all of them would have major blockbusters but things would have enjoyed seeing.

Now I check the local theatre to see what’s showing, scroll through the 8 options and can’t find anything worth the trip (time) or expense to go see. Last two movies I saw were Deadpool (excellent) and alien Romulus (which was already a borderline choice). That was 3 months ago.

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Posted 27 October 2024 - 10:55 AM

A bit of both. There's a lot more of everything out there, and while it means there's statistically likely to be just as much - if not more - good stuff, there's also a lot more shit. And sorting the wheat from the chaff is annoying, so we rely on our friends and some reviewers we might follow.
PLUS, times are tougher, so we're more choosy about where we spend our money.
Recently I went to the cinema for the first time since ... Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves. It was to see Deadpool and Wolverine. With my 11 year old son. Who I had made watch the first 2 in the preceding week so he would be up to speed (not that he resisted, mind you). I am such a lousy parent ... :whistle:

Anyhoo, I was not aware Switzerland had a coast, or is that just a very big lake? And that it was so multiethnic in the 14th century. And Swiss women were such badass swordswomen? But there you go, as usual I display my woeful ignorance. :p
Unless it's a send up like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? It does have Ben Kingsley and Jonathan Pryce though.


This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 27 October 2024 - 10:58 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 01 November 2024 - 09:55 PM

I just watched the movie "Lee". I heard it was Oscar fodder with Kate Winslet doing Oscar level lady acting so was expecting some strong Acting. It's all there but I can't believe that I never would have thought a woman would be out there doing that stuff during WWII. And the fact I didn't think it leads me to a massive fuck you to the patriarchy.
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Posted 03 November 2024 - 09:55 PM

Watched not another teen movie there, first time since it was in the cinema probably.
Captain America looks so young!
It's a bloody stupid movie but we wanted stupid comedy and it hit the note perfectly for that
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Posted 10 November 2024 - 11:22 AM

I sense this one would get the rare, highly coveted QT/PG double thumbs up.


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 12 November 2024 - 09:32 AM

Looks like the classic story done straight up.


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 12 November 2024 - 09:42 AM

Oh I'm in for that
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Posted 12 November 2024 - 09:55 AM

Oh wow, this looks absolutely terribad. :sick:


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 12 November 2024 - 10:29 PM

I watched The Holdovers. It hadn't appealed to me as it sounded kind of dull and my attention span isn't what it was. It is very good. One of those quiet movies that says a lot without saying a lot. Mr PigDog enjoyed it as well so it has male and female thumbs up.
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Posted 14 November 2024 - 10:10 AM

Hmmmm ... could be OK.


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 14 November 2024 - 12:11 PM

Looks ... uhhhhhhh ... :unsure:

Still has to be better than the recent Disney remake though.


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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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