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#7781 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 06:13 AM

I watched Jurassic World and Trainwreck.

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Posted 30 November 2015 - 12:29 PM

View PostBriar King, on 30 November 2015 - 02:49 AM, said:

No! Why do they have to remake fucking Point Break? That's a classic action movie. I hate this remake trend Hollywood has been on the past few yrs. this movie is unnecessary imo.


I thought that too, especially because I love Kathryn Bigelow so much...

...BUT...after seeing the trailer I thoguht...you know what? That does't loook half bad. They've changed a number of elements and it might be good.

As for me, I watched INSIDE OUT finally. Part of it made me sob. The Bing Bong part was the most emotional. Great film, as is usual from Pixar.
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Posted 30 November 2015 - 04:11 PM

Finally saw Kingsmen on HBO. Pretty badass.

Some good action sequences :unsure:
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 11:06 AM

Mockingjay Part 2 was pretty meh as mentioned above. The action scene in the sewers made me realise how dull a lot of the previous bits had been. I also made the school boy error of going to a late afternoon showing of a teen film. Unaccompanied teens, aaarrrgggghhhhhh.
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 02:39 PM

The new Vacation was about what i expected. Nothing at all like the original, a few laughs, mostly over the top humor which permeates movies such as this and Hangover 3.

I'm gonna go watch the original.

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Posted 04 December 2015 - 04:09 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 04 December 2015 - 02:39 PM, said:

The new Vacation was about what i expected. Nothing at all like the original, a few laughs, mostly over the top humor which permeates movies such as this and Hangover 3.

I'm gonna go watch the original.

50 yards.....

I was ok with the new one. I never connected all that strongly to the first one and that's mostly because I'm not a fan of Chevy Chase's overall brand of humor. Applegate and Helms did a good job with putting the jokes to screen.
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Posted 05 December 2015 - 01:39 PM

Just watched Ant-Man. 'Twas good fun. :unsure:
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Posted 05 December 2015 - 01:42 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 05 December 2015 - 01:39 PM, said:

Just watched Ant-Man. 'Twas good fun. :unsure:


Ditto. Not a great film, but it was fun to watch. And I Lways like Paul Ruuds smartass sense of humor.
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Posted 05 December 2015 - 05:19 PM

It was fun, but I'll always wonder, "What could the Edgar Wright version have been?"
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Posted 05 December 2015 - 11:39 PM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 05 December 2015 - 05:19 PM, said:

It was fun, but I'll always wonder, "What could the Edgar Wright version have been?"


And I'll always wonder what a Guillermo del Toro Hobbit movie would have been like but oh well.
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Posted 06 December 2015 - 05:42 AM

Creed. Good movie. Worth watching, but it just doesn't bring the same excitement and intensity as the Rocky movies. The music was a big part in the Rocky's and it was somewhat lacking here; I was never pumped up like when watching the old movies. Maybe momentarily when the old music played at the end there. Also, might be the formula is a bit stale now. That one shot scene was beautifully done though.
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Posted 06 December 2015 - 09:50 AM


What Would Jack Do ?
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Posted 06 December 2015 - 11:18 AM

Holy shit, that looks funny as hell!

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Posted 06 December 2015 - 04:23 PM

Shane Black is a legend.
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Posted 06 December 2015 - 09:22 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 06 December 2015 - 04:23 PM, said:

Shane Black is a legend.


Except IRON MAN 3 is pretty bad
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Posted 06 December 2015 - 10:44 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 December 2015 - 09:22 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 06 December 2015 - 04:23 PM, said:

Shane Black is a legend.


Except IRON MAN 3 is pretty bad

It's a pretty good movie. Not perfect, but pretty good.
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Posted 06 December 2015 - 11:04 PM

I've found the division is between the people who care about Mandarin being like the comics and those that don't. I did at first but gave that up after realizing I don't care that much about Iron Man anyway. All three movies are in C+/B- territory for me, so why hold a grudge against one goofy decision?
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Posted 07 December 2015 - 12:37 AM

Name one thing about the Mandarin that isn't 'ten magic rings' or 'uncomfortable oriental stereotype'. Exactly.
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Posted 07 December 2015 - 07:30 AM

Iron Man 3 was quality.


The Mandarin undercut would have been worse if they'd wasted a good villain on him.
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Posted 07 December 2015 - 10:33 AM

I liked the take on Mandarin, and I didn't see it coming, mostly because I avoided a lot of the build up hype.

overall I think 3 was the weakest of the iron man films, I really enjoyed 1, 2 was kind of bland and 3 just was dull too.
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