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My reasons for not liking IM3 have nothing to do with The Mandarin. It's simply not an Iron Man movie. It's a decent movie about a guy with PTSD, and alcohol problems, ported onto the first IM movie structure. It's all over the place narratively, and has a 3rd act that KIND of doens't belong.
Ye Big Movie thread
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Posted 07 December 2015 - 11:58 AM
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
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Posted 07 December 2015 - 08:51 PM
Grumble, on 06 December 2015 - 09:50 AM, said:
Longer and funnier trailer ....... don't move !!!
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What Would Jack Do ?
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Posted 08 December 2015 - 07:22 AM
I just saw the trailer for Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 2. It hurt me. I felt genuine, physical pain. Netflix, what have you done
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Posted 08 December 2015 - 07:59 AM
I didn't mind what I saw (in a mostly wait-and-see way). That said, while movie trailers have given us a glut of godawful cover songs in recent years, this one is the worst by far.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 08 December 2015 - 11:56 AM
I dunno, I think it looks decent. Written by the same guy who wrote the first (story anyways), and starring Michelle Yeoh and Donnie Yen? Could be damned good.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 06:35 PM
Listed under: Why the hell not?
They've apparently greenlit a film called SADAKO VS KAYAKO which will pit the villain from THE RING against the villain from THE GRUDGE.
Which is a batshit movie idea that never occurred to me before, but I now realize I NEED to see.
Also, #TeamSadako(Samara) forever.
They've apparently greenlit a film called SADAKO VS KAYAKO which will pit the villain from THE RING against the villain from THE GRUDGE.
Which is a batshit movie idea that never occurred to me before, but I now realize I NEED to see.
Also, #TeamSadako(Samara) forever.
This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 10 December 2015 - 06:36 PM
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 06:53 PM
These people and films are what?
The ring sounds like a fighting film, the grudge like a shitty vinve Vaughn comedy. Where he's playing that fast talking obnoxious gobshite he always does, is with and improbably pretty lady and its has no redeemjngnparts, lime will ferrel screaming drunk or Owen wilson
The ring sounds like a fighting film, the grudge like a shitty vinve Vaughn comedy. Where he's playing that fast talking obnoxious gobshite he always does, is with and improbably pretty lady and its has no redeemjngnparts, lime will ferrel screaming drunk or Owen wilson
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 07:44 PM
Macros, on 10 December 2015 - 06:53 PM, said:
These people and films are what?
The ring sounds like a fighting film, the grudge like a shitty vinve Vaughn comedy. Where he's playing that fast talking obnoxious gobshite he always does, is with and improbably pretty lady and its has no redeemjngnparts, lime will ferrel screaming drunk or Owen wilson
The ring sounds like a fighting film, the grudge like a shitty vinve Vaughn comedy. Where he's playing that fast talking obnoxious gobshite he always does, is with and improbably pretty lady and its has no redeemjngnparts, lime will ferrel screaming drunk or Owen wilson
They are both J-Horror (Japanese) series (both of which have been ported to American versions as well)
The Ring
The Grudge
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
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“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 08:06 PM
This looks dumb, it looks stupid, it looks bloody fucking....I don't even know!
Totally gonna watch it!
Totally gonna watch it!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 08:20 PM
QuickTidal, on 10 December 2015 - 06:35 PM, said:
Listed under: Why the hell not?They've apparently greenlit a film called SADAKO VS KAYAKO which will pit the villain from THE RING against the villain from THE GRUDGE.Which is a batshit movie idea that never occurred to me before, but I now realize I NEED to see. Also, #TeamSadako(Samara) forever.
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Primateus, on 10 December 2015 - 08:06 PM, said:
This looks dumb, it looks stupid, it looks bloody fucking....I don't even know!Totally gonna watch it!
Ends in sex
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 08:32 PM
Primateus, on 10 December 2015 - 08:06 PM, said:
This looks dumb, it looks stupid, it looks bloody fucking....I don't even know!
Totally gonna watch it!
Totally gonna watch it!
Beebop and Rocksteady look worse as humans than as mutants....how is such a thing possible?
Also, Souped up manhole cover-firing van? Check.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 08:41 PM
Illuyankas, on 10 December 2015 - 08:20 PM, said:
QuickTidal, on 10 December 2015 - 06:35 PM, said:
Listed under: Why the hell not?They've apparently greenlit a film called SADAKO VS KAYAKO which will pit the villain from THE RING against the villain from THE GRUDGE.Which is a batshit movie idea that never occurred to me before, but I now realize I NEED to see. Also, #TeamSadako(Samara) forever.
Ends in sex
Primateus, on 10 December 2015 - 08:06 PM, said:
This looks dumb, it looks stupid, it looks bloody fucking....I don't even know!Totally gonna watch it!
Ends in sex
Well, then we're good to go, ain't we?
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:18 AM
Ah, not a horror fan.
Will not be watching
Will not be watching
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 12:04 PM
worry, on 10 December 2015 - 11:03 PM, said:
Actually now that I say that I realize I only saw The Ring (US) and Ju-On (Japanese) so I dunno.
It should still be Sadako (Samara) who wins. The Grudge is not nearly as compelling a story.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 01:42 PM
Primateus, on 10 December 2015 - 08:06 PM, said:
This looks dumb, it looks stupid, it looks bloody fucking....I don't even know!
Totally gonna watch it!
Totally gonna watch it!
YES! I really liked the first one. This looks even better.
I like the inclusion of Bebop and Rocksteady. It creates antagonists that realistically can go head to head with gigantic turtle mutants.
I wonder what the hell is up with the plot though. The start of the trailer is completely different from the last part (I stopped near the end because I'd seen enough).
What was that coming down through the sky? Marvel Comics cross over? Those Space Triceretops? Can't be Krang, right? Didn't the Terror Drome travel through Earth?
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:29 PM
QuickTidal, on 11 December 2015 - 12:04 PM, said:
worry, on 10 December 2015 - 11:03 PM, said:
Actually now that I say that I realize I only saw The Ring (US) and Ju-On (Japanese) so I dunno.
It should still be Sadako (Samara) who wins. The Grudge is not nearly as compelling a story.
Exactly. Cool ghost with no story <<< Cool ghost with great story.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 01:45 AM
I'm bored. What should I watch while I do some work?
I just finished the masterpiece "Jingle all the Way", as well "The Family Man" starring the best and simultaneously the worst actor in history, and also a movie with a Tom Hanks look-alike called "Cast Away"
I feel there should be a thread where a forumite posts the name of a film that they think is worth seeing, another person watches it if they so choose and then gives a quick review and gets to suggest a movie themselves.
I just finished the masterpiece "Jingle all the Way", as well "The Family Man" starring the best and simultaneously the worst actor in history, and also a movie with a Tom Hanks look-alike called "Cast Away"
I feel there should be a thread where a forumite posts the name of a film that they think is worth seeing, another person watches it if they so choose and then gives a quick review and gets to suggest a movie themselves.
No Touchy.
