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#6281 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:32 PM

View PostAbyss, on 06 January 2014 - 05:01 PM, said:

CLOUD ATLAS - All the storylines were at least mildly interesting. Suffered from being predictable, the connections were often unclear. The New Seoul storyline was visually stunning but ultimately i didn't buy the conclusion
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Haven't read the book... am curious now but not rushing.


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That's my take on that bit.
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Posted 06 January 2014 - 06:18 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 January 2014 - 05:32 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 06 January 2014 - 05:01 PM, said:

CLOUD ATLAS - All the storylines were at least mildly interesting. Suffered from being predictable, the connections were often unclear. The New Seoul storyline was visually stunning but ultimately i didn't buy the conclusion
Spoiler
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Haven't read the book... am curious now but not rushing.


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That's my take on that bit.


Except...

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One a separate point, Hugh Grant as a bloodthirsty warrior cannibal was damn funny.
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Posted 06 January 2014 - 06:21 PM

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 04:56 PM

Run Run Shaw passes at 107.
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His production company (Shaw Brothers Studios) made probably my favorite Kung Fu movie of all time, Five Deadly Venoms.

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 12:40 AM

So having just watched Cloud Atlas, I'm kind of with Abyss a bit. It's not bad, but it didn't make much of an impression on me. Tbh the
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Also: why did everyone in that film fucking mumble so much?

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 02:30 AM

View Postpolishgenius, on 11 January 2014 - 12:40 AM, said:

So having just watched Cloud Atlas, I'm kind of with Abyss a bit. It's not bad, but it didn't make much of an impression on me. Tbh the
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Also: why did everyone in that film fucking mumble so much?


But then he's
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EDIT: Loved the hell out of that part btw.

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 03:41 AM

That escape scene was a riot from the moment it started. It was so slapstick and the perfect bit of comic relief in a heavy handed movie about spiritual whatever-the-fuck and some kind of lesson that beer is making me cynical about. I wouldnt say it was a perfect movie, but I enjoyed it. Its one of those films that's like, yeah, it could be better (maybe) but so much of what is churned out these days is complete trash, and at least here it was good script based off of good material telling a good tale with good character with good arcs and good values played by good actors and filmed by good directors and good cinematographers that looked good. A good movie.
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 04:56 PM

But was it good though?
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Posted 12 January 2014 - 02:41 PM

That's a good question.
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Posted 12 January 2014 - 02:47 PM

but is it a good question though?
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Posted 12 January 2014 - 02:59 PM

Europa Report gets a solid 7 out of 10 for me. It could have been higher, but I wasn't fond of the mixed timeline or last 15 minutes. Everything else was brilliant, I thought.

Score is probably higher than it should be but I fucking love me some space movies.
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Posted 12 January 2014 - 03:44 PM

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY....meh. The first one was WAY better. This was entertaining...but nothing more...and shows that Pixar CAN indeed get outshined by other companies doing animation (WRECK IT RALPH, FROZEN, and TANGLED are all way better)
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Posted 12 January 2014 - 04:13 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 12 January 2014 - 02:59 PM, said:

Europa Report gets a solid 7 out of 10 for me. It could have been higher, but I wasn't fond of the mixed timeline or last 15 minutes. Everything else was brilliant, I thought.

Score is probably higher than it should be but I fucking love me some space movies.


There I have to disagree, 4/10. Was to many logical errors for my part.
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Posted 12 January 2014 - 04:13 PM

The Place Beyond the Pines.

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 09:02 PM

Drinking Buddies -- Quite good slice-of-lifer with excellent naturalistic performances and plenty of small-scale insight below the surface.

And uh I finally watched The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. I thought it was okay, not a failure, but I did have mixed feelings on the changes from the book. A little late in the game to really get into it though.
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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:54 AM

Just watched From Up on Poppy Hill and thought it was absolutely lovely. Didn't see Earthsea but I know of its disappointing reputation, so this was a realllllly big pleasant surprise. The story was occasionally tonally morose, but it was still an absolute joy to watch from start to finish.
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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:41 PM

View PostMacros, on 12 January 2014 - 02:47 PM, said:

but is it a good question though?


Good point.

View PostQuickTidal, on 12 January 2014 - 03:44 PM, said:

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY....meh. The first one was WAY better. This was entertaining...but nothing more...and shows that Pixar CAN indeed get outshined by other companies doing animation (WRECK IT RALPH, FROZEN, and TANGLED are all way better)


Have you seen THE CROODS yet? I believe it's Dreamworks. I liked it as much as I liked WRECK IT RALPH, which was a lot. Maybe more. I thought it was fantastic. Watched it with the little ones over the weekend. Also awesome because animated Nick Cage is just as weirdly demonstrative as real world Nick Cage. I wasn't so big on FROZEN. My girls loved it, and so did the missus, but I'm not too keen on the stage musical stuff. That kind of singing just isn't my thing. But its nice that Disney keeps mixing it up. I though BRAVE was excellent. Pixar needs to step it up a bit, I think. They need to build another franchise.
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Posted 13 January 2014 - 03:41 PM

I've not seen THE CROODS yet, but it's on the list...and yeah Pixar DOES need to step its game up...a lot of animation companies that came after it are now doing the same stuff better. They fell behind.
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Posted 13 January 2014 - 04:27 PM

Their website hints that they are working on something new and original that has to do with Dia de los Muertos. Which actually sounds pretty cool. But other than that all I hear are rumors of Cars 3 and Toy story 4 and Finding Nemo 2. Meh. Sequels.

EDIT: Oh and this too. Which also looks interesting.

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 10:14 PM

American Hustle

Excellent movie. It's reminiscent of Goodfellas, which if you haven't seen you should.

Anyway, American Hustle is deserving of some Oscar love this awards season. Yes, it's that good! Solid performances by Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawarence (she had a small part compared to the others). And loved the bit parts Robert De Niro and Louis C.K. played.

The setting, the music, the wardrobe/fashion, the (oh my!Posted Image) hair and the narrative were near perfect.
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